What the fuck is with this guy's face on the box art?

Who consents to looking like that much of an idiot in a professional photo shoot? I mean, it's not like they had one take at this. At least, I would assume that they didn't. He looks like he's both shitting his pants and becoming aroused at the same time, and frankly, that's not the sort of mental image I need on a Sunday afternoon. Or ever.

(You're welcome, by the way.)

Didn't this game get into trouble because one of the girls was underage during the shoot. 
 
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...Don't ask me why I'm able to immediately recall that.

@vidiot said:

Didn't this game get into trouble because one of the girls was underage during the shoot. ... ...Don't ask me why I'm able to immediately recall that.

Yes, it did.

And as I recall reading, one of the game's producers left Retro Studios to make this.

@Hailinel said:

He looks like he's both shitting his pants and becoming aroused at the same time

That's more common than you think.

So, you're doing an Endurance Run, right?

Oh Mike Wilson, you crazy.

@MistaSparkle said:

So, you're doing an Endurance Run, right?

See how long it takes for the game to give you an erection?