The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Game » consists of 9 releases. Released Nov 18, 2011
Link descends from his floating continent home to explore the dark and dangerous world below with the help of a magical sword, in this Wii installment of the Legend of Zelda series.
Fake Zelda Rumors
" @dr_zox said:What?" OK guys, It's time to create fake rumors about the new up and coming Zelda game I'll Start "For the first time in Zelda history, you will play as a female link rescuing a charming prince Zeldan" "I thought you already play zelda, the guy with the green tunic. "
" @demontium said:" @dr_zox said:What? "" OK guys, It's time to create fake rumors about the new up and coming Zelda game I'll Start "For the first time in Zelda history, you will play as a female link rescuing a charming prince Zeldan" "I thought you already play zelda, the guy with the green tunic. "
He was implying that Link was already a female, lol
" @CL60 said:No, he was acknowledging the fact that some people get confused and think the main characters name is Zelda, because thats the name of the game." @demontium said:He was implying that Link was already a female, lol "" @dr_zox said:What? "" OK guys, It's time to create fake rumors about the new up and coming Zelda game I'll Start "For the first time in Zelda history, you will play as a female link rescuing a charming prince Zeldan" "I thought you already play zelda, the guy with the green tunic. "
" @dr_zox said:" @CL60 said:No, he was acknowledging the fact that some people get confused and think the main characters name is Zelda, because thats the name of the game. "" @demontium said:He was implying that Link was already a female, lol "" @dr_zox said:What? "" OK guys, It's time to create fake rumors about the new up and coming Zelda game I'll Start "For the first time in Zelda history, you will play as a female link rescuing a charming prince Zeldan" "I thought you already play zelda, the guy with the green tunic. "
probably
For the first time in Zelda history, the next game will be rated M for mature. Not only will link shove the Master Sword directly into into the anal cavity of Ganon (not yet known whether or not it will be the "Ganondorf" incarnation.) but there will also be a Goron on Zora sex mini-game.
The next Zelda game will be set in a steampunk future where the evil landpirate Ganondrusshel has taken control over the floating sky kingdom of Highrulia.
Link will use the "MASTERsteamgun" and have a steampowered hoverboard to ride around the overworld in, the game will also feature "Social Linking" and romance scenes with the Vitality sensor being packed in with every game.
I see what you did there...." Link, now a Horseman of the Apocalypse, learns some new combat moves and is caught in the middle of a dispute between Heaven and Hell. He must prove his innocence while trying to rectify the situation between the two realms. Oh wait... "
For the first time in zelda history, it will be a text based adventure for the wii!
Link will earn a new ability but instead of turning into a wolf he will be able to enter the television in order to rescue princess Zelda before the next rainy day.
" @animateria said:OMG!!!! YEEEEEESSSS!! Make it happen!" Link get's a swanky new side kick! Of course.. Annoying as ever... "Tingle? "
Somebody killed Zelda. Another young girl murdered....FBI Special agent Francis York Morgan (just call him York) and Zach are on the case.
Zelda Wii is a gritty crime thriller based on the inter-nation space-station in the year 2070, where everything is just like 1970, but with much, much, much, less sex. Link is an undercover 'Police' 'Astronaut' (called Astrolice in the game) who is trying to take down the mass murdering leader 'Princess Zelda the XIII'. Turns out it's all a dream though, and it's really the year 2270, and you're reliving his revlatives memories. Alec Baldwin guest voices as everyone but Zelda.
The next game's plot will be much different from the others.
Link is an ex-cop, who used to have a loving wife and two children, but 20 years ago, Link gets on a to save a girl who's been abducted by a serial killer who goes by the alias of Ganon. Link fails to save the girl, and leaves the force in shame, resorts to alcohol and drugs, and his wife takes the children and leaves. Now present day, Link who is still in a void of depression, get's a call from the current chief of the police department, telling Link that Ganon is at it again and has kidnapped another girl named Zelda, and Link is the only person in the world who even came close to bringing down Ganon. So Link, with old friend and wacky sidekick Navi (played by Tracy Morgan) have to find Zelda and stop Ganon once and for all.
The newest installment in the Zelda franchise will feature full voice work over the 25-40 hour experience so that lazy buttwits like Jeff Gerstman won't have to sit still and "button through text" causing them to lower the score for the game being "Ancient", Instead they will lower the score due to poor voice acting!
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