Why does Zelda always have to save the princess?

  • 63 results
  • 1
  • 2

This topic is locked from further discussion.

#1 Posted by RsistncE (4499 posts) -

This is getting tedious and I would just like to stop saving her.

#2 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

Obvious troll is obvious.

#3 Posted by ESREVER (2799 posts) -

You're going to get a lot of flak for calling Link, Zelda. 
 
At least the LoZ series has a more substantial story than the Mario games.

#4 Posted by FizzleNizzleBear (339 posts) -

Zelda never saves herself

#5 Posted by GilbertMordinAndSullivan (451 posts) -

Yeah, that Zelda should really stop having to save Zelda.

#6 Posted by Slax (1002 posts) -

Ha because the princess is in another castle...

#7 Posted by SethPhotopoulos (5741 posts) -

Aren't threads like this annoying as Hell?

#8 Posted by LiquidPrince (16451 posts) -

Link.

#9 Posted by Dolphin_Butter (1984 posts) -

This thread is million bucks.

#10 Posted by Romination (2823 posts) -

ITT: People who don't go to 4chan. 
 
(seriously, every 8 minutes one of these pops up, only the pictures in that thread are usually sexier)

#11 Posted by No0b0rAmA (1511 posts) -

Isn't Zelda the princess? And the link guy is the guy in the green hat or something.

#12 Posted by blazerx9x (745 posts) -

#13 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5272 posts) -

So that's nice.
 
Play some more video games and maybe someday you'll find out.

#14 Posted by Ryax (4580 posts) -

failest troll, biggest dumbest asshead

#15 Posted by RsistncE (4499 posts) -

I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt.

#16 Posted by FizzleNizzleBear (339 posts) -
@RsistncE said:
" I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt. "
Lies, all lies
#17 Posted by ArchScabby (5877 posts) -

Because he doesn't want his dad to find out!
 

#18 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -
@RsistncE said:
" I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt. "
I don't know what you're talking about, either.
 

 Does this look like a guy to you?
#19 Posted by trophyhunter (6040 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" @RsistncE said:
" I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt. "
I don't know what you're talking about, either.
 

 Does this look like a guy to you?
"
I'll take some of that
#20 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8734 posts) -
#21 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19809 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" @RsistncE said:
" I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt. "
I don't know what you're talking about, either.
 

 Does this look like a guy to you?
"
Oh god.  Should have known that something like this existed, but I'm still surprised to see it.
#22 Posted by gakon (2008 posts) -

I approve of these posts for their ability to attract confused onlookers. 
 
"Link is the one that saves Zelda, not Zelda..." 
"Dude, if you turn 360 degrees you're facing the same way." 
"Wait, you were talking about your wife cheating on you and then you asked about your motorcycle's tail pipe?"

#23 Posted by Landon (4134 posts) -

does metroid have a gun for a hand or does he use a gun on his hand?

#24 Posted by Cegoraph (154 posts) -

  

#25 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -
@Ryax said:
" failest troll, biggest dumbest asshead "
Indeed.
#26 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -
#27 Posted by JJWeatherman (14790 posts) -
@LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed
#28 Posted by RsistncE (4499 posts) -

Link?? That doesn't make sense, the game is called Legend of Zelda? Legend of Link? I'm confused.

#29 Posted by Scooper (7920 posts) -

hhahahahahahaha

#30 Posted by tsolless (481 posts) -

If I wanted to go to /v/ then I would go to /v/.

#31 Posted by Levio (1798 posts) -

What, no Majora's Mask love?  Come on, what is cooler than saving the world from the moon falling on it.
 
Though I guess technically you were saving Zelda there, but not on purpose!

#32 Posted by BeachThunder (13005 posts) -
@JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images?
#33 Posted by ajamafalous (12312 posts) -
@Romination said:
" ITT: People who don't go to 4chan.  (seriously, every 8 minutes one of these pops up, only the pictures in that thread are usually sexier) "
#34 Posted by Coombs (3507 posts) -

If zelda didn't save the princess that would be like metroid not having his gun arm

#35 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -
@BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart.
#36 Posted by RsistncE (4499 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart. "
Which reminds me: has anyone looked at the picture of that Sara chick from Comic Vine at the bottom of the page for it's weekly news? TITTIES
#37 Posted by RsistncE (4499 posts) -

So I still haven't gotten a straight answer as to why Zelda doesn't just let the princess die, it would be so much easier.

#38 Posted by bonbolapti (1702 posts) -

Why does Ganon always Giant boar?

#39 Posted by CaptainObvious (2990 posts) -

FREEZE TURKEYS! He's talking about Zelda, not Link. Link has his own game: 
 

Can you dig it? 
#40 Posted by ThePickle (4264 posts) -

Yeah, and Peach should stop saving the princess. 

#41 Posted by RsistncE (4499 posts) -
@HandsomeDevil: Why do people keep saying this? Peach is a girl, Zelda is a guy?
#42 Posted by Kjellm87 (1735 posts) -

If you mean you're tired of Link saving Zelda I kinda agree, Zelda joining you in Spirit Tracks was refreshing.
In Mario games however I don't mind, "Mario saves the princess forever"

#43 Posted by thedj93 (1260 posts) -

I love you mr. troll 

#44 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -
@RsistncE said:
" @Hailinel said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart. "
Which reminds me: has anyone looked at the picture of that Sara chick from Comic Vine at the bottom of the page for it's weekly news? TITTIES "
Jesus Christ, what are you?  Fourteen?
#45 Posted by ThePickle (4264 posts) -
@RsistncE said:
" @HandsomeDevil: Why do people keep saying this? Peach is a girl, Zelda is a guy? "
No. Zelda is the princess. 

Hawt bro. 
#46 Posted by RsistncE (4499 posts) -
@HandsomeDevil said:
" @RsistncE said:
" @HandsomeDevil: Why do people keep saying this? Peach is a girl, Zelda is a guy? "
No. Zelda is the princess. 

Hawt bro. 
"

 WHAAA!?!?
#47 Posted by RsistncE (4499 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" @RsistncE said:
" @Hailinel said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart. "
Which reminds me: has anyone looked at the picture of that Sara chick from Comic Vine at the bottom of the page for it's weekly news? TITTIES "
Jesus Christ, what are you?  Fourteen? "
No but I'm pretty sure I have testosterone flowing through my veins.
#48 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -
@RsistncE:   And not an ounce of decorum.
#49 Posted by Azteck (7416 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" @RsistncE said:
" @Hailinel said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart. "
Which reminds me: has anyone looked at the picture of that Sara chick from Comic Vine at the bottom of the page for it's weekly news? TITTIES "
Jesus Christ, what are you?  Fourteen? "
I, too, sighed at this comment.
#50 Posted by HellBrendy (1025 posts) -

Because Mario can't save both of 'em.

This edit will also create new pages on Giant Bomb for:

Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Make sure this is what you intended. This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live.

Comment and Save

Until you earn 1000 points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved.