Why does Zelda always have to save the princess?

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#1 Posted by RsistncE (4496 posts) -

This is getting tedious and I would just like to stop saving her.

#2 Posted by Hailinel (24692 posts) -

Obvious troll is obvious.

#3 Posted by ESREVER (2689 posts) -

You're going to get a lot of flak for calling Link, Zelda. 
 
At least the LoZ series has a more substantial story than the Mario games.

#4 Posted by FizzleNizzleBear (335 posts) -

Zelda never saves herself

#5 Posted by GilbertMordinAndSullivan (442 posts) -

Yeah, that Zelda should really stop having to save Zelda.

#6 Posted by Slax (917 posts) -

Ha because the princess is in another castle...

#7 Posted by SethPhotopoulos (5250 posts) -

Aren't threads like this annoying as Hell?

#8 Posted by LiquidPrince (15942 posts) -

Link.

#9 Posted by Dolphin_Butter (1915 posts) -

This thread is million bucks.

#10 Posted by Romination (2777 posts) -

ITT: People who don't go to 4chan. 
 
(seriously, every 8 minutes one of these pops up, only the pictures in that thread are usually sexier)

#11 Posted by No0b0rAmA (1490 posts) -

Isn't Zelda the princess? And the link guy is the guy in the green hat or something.

#12 Posted by blazerx9x (648 posts) -

#13 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5256 posts) -

So that's nice.
 
Play some more video games and maybe someday you'll find out.

#14 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) -

failest troll, biggest dumbest asshead

#15 Posted by RsistncE (4496 posts) -

I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt.

#16 Posted by FizzleNizzleBear (335 posts) -
@RsistncE said:
" I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt. "
Lies, all lies
#17 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

Because he doesn't want his dad to find out!
 

#18 Posted by Hailinel (24692 posts) -
@RsistncE said:
" I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt. "
I don't know what you're talking about, either.
 

 Does this look like a guy to you?
#19 Posted by trophyhunter (5800 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" @RsistncE said:
" I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt. "
I don't know what you're talking about, either.
 

 Does this look like a guy to you?
"
I'll take some of that
#20 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -
#21 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19334 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" @RsistncE said:
" I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt. "
I don't know what you're talking about, either.
 

 Does this look like a guy to you?
"
Oh god.  Should have known that something like this existed, but I'm still surprised to see it.
#22 Posted by gakon (1952 posts) -

I approve of these posts for their ability to attract confused onlookers. 
 
"Link is the one that saves Zelda, not Zelda..." 
"Dude, if you turn 360 degrees you're facing the same way." 
"Wait, you were talking about your wife cheating on you and then you asked about your motorcycle's tail pipe?"

#23 Posted by Landon (4143 posts) -

does metroid have a gun for a hand or does he use a gun on his hand?

#24 Posted by Cegoraph (148 posts) -

  

#25 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -
@Ryax said:
" failest troll, biggest dumbest asshead "
Indeed.
#26 Posted by Hailinel (24692 posts) -
#27 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -
@LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed
#28 Posted by RsistncE (4496 posts) -

Link?? That doesn't make sense, the game is called Legend of Zelda? Legend of Link? I'm confused.

#29 Posted by Scooper (7882 posts) -

hhahahahahahaha

#30 Posted by tsolless (465 posts) -

If I wanted to go to /v/ then I would go to /v/.

#31 Posted by Levio (1784 posts) -

What, no Majora's Mask love?  Come on, what is cooler than saving the world from the moon falling on it.
 
Though I guess technically you were saving Zelda there, but not on purpose!

#32 Posted by BeachThunder (11922 posts) -
@JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images?
#33 Posted by ajamafalous (11988 posts) -
@Romination said:
" ITT: People who don't go to 4chan.  (seriously, every 8 minutes one of these pops up, only the pictures in that thread are usually sexier) "
#34 Posted by Coombs (3449 posts) -

If zelda didn't save the princess that would be like metroid not having his gun arm

#35 Posted by Hailinel (24692 posts) -
@BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart.
#36 Posted by RsistncE (4496 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart. "
Which reminds me: has anyone looked at the picture of that Sara chick from Comic Vine at the bottom of the page for it's weekly news? TITTIES
#37 Posted by RsistncE (4496 posts) -

So I still haven't gotten a straight answer as to why Zelda doesn't just let the princess die, it would be so much easier.

#38 Posted by bonbolapti (1612 posts) -

Why does Ganon always Giant boar?

#39 Posted by CaptainObvious (2998 posts) -

FREEZE TURKEYS! He's talking about Zelda, not Link. Link has his own game: 
 

Can you dig it? 
#40 Posted by ThePickle (4182 posts) -

Yeah, and Peach should stop saving the princess. 

#41 Posted by RsistncE (4496 posts) -
@HandsomeDevil: Why do people keep saying this? Peach is a girl, Zelda is a guy?
#42 Posted by Kjellm87 (1728 posts) -

If you mean you're tired of Link saving Zelda I kinda agree, Zelda joining you in Spirit Tracks was refreshing.
In Mario games however I don't mind, "Mario saves the princess forever"

#43 Posted by thedj93 (1237 posts) -

I love you mr. troll 

#44 Posted by Hailinel (24692 posts) -
@RsistncE said:
" @Hailinel said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart. "
Which reminds me: has anyone looked at the picture of that Sara chick from Comic Vine at the bottom of the page for it's weekly news? TITTIES "
Jesus Christ, what are you?  Fourteen?
#45 Posted by ThePickle (4182 posts) -
@RsistncE said:
" @HandsomeDevil: Why do people keep saying this? Peach is a girl, Zelda is a guy? "
No. Zelda is the princess. 

Hawt bro. 
#46 Posted by RsistncE (4496 posts) -
@HandsomeDevil said:
" @RsistncE said:
" @HandsomeDevil: Why do people keep saying this? Peach is a girl, Zelda is a guy? "
No. Zelda is the princess. 

Hawt bro. 
"

 WHAAA!?!?
#47 Posted by RsistncE (4496 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" @RsistncE said:
" @Hailinel said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart. "
Which reminds me: has anyone looked at the picture of that Sara chick from Comic Vine at the bottom of the page for it's weekly news? TITTIES "
Jesus Christ, what are you?  Fourteen? "
No but I'm pretty sure I have testosterone flowing through my veins.
#48 Posted by Hailinel (24692 posts) -
@RsistncE:   And not an ounce of decorum.
#49 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" @RsistncE said:
" @Hailinel said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart. "
Which reminds me: has anyone looked at the picture of that Sara chick from Comic Vine at the bottom of the page for it's weekly news? TITTIES "
Jesus Christ, what are you?  Fourteen? "
I, too, sighed at this comment.
#50 Posted by HellBrendy (994 posts) -

Because Mario can't save both of 'em.

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