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    The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

    Game » consists of 16 releases. Released May 17, 2011

    The sequel to 2007's critically acclaimed role-playing game, The Witcher. Players again take control of Geralt of Rivia in this story-focused adventure.

    Villagers Short-shorts

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    What's up with the villagers wearing short shorts?

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    Why wouldn't they?

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    It's hot outside with all the fine babes walking around

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    Dirty peasants! Cover your ankles you WHORE!

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    Uh...Well I know for a fact that farmers who work in rice fields or paddy fields would roll up their pants up to the thighs or wear shorts to plant rice.

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    Back in Ye Olde day people just had hardcore swag, nothing more to be said

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    Short Shorts

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    It just makes them look like the filthy peasants they are. Plus they live in a swamp.

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    Short Shorts

    This is the greatest screenshot of The Witcher II that I have ever seen. I'd like to think that the two short-shorts guys are on an adventure with furry, open vest guy and Geralt gets caught up in all their crazy antics.

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    @oldenglishc: ...or they lost a bet or something - also, short-short/apron combo is pretty hot

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    #11  Edited By WiredFolf

    I thought I heard somewhere that in such a medieval period long pants were more of a luxury item. Materials being in short supply or just used remains of older clothing.

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    #12  Edited By EquitasInvictus

    Who wears shorts shorts?

    Actually, contemporary running shorts are pretty short. I'm wearing a pair right now (I'm literally about to go on a run); so maybe these guys were old school runners?

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    You'd know why if you'd read the books.

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    Peasants like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

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    You'd know why if you'd read the books.

    For real? Whats the deal?

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    @oldenglishc: ...or they lost a bet or something - also, short-short/apron combo is pretty hot

    I have to agree. It is hot.

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    @jjweatherman said:

    You'd know why if you'd read the books.

    For real? Whats the deal?

    Sadly, I was kidding. Although I can't be sure, as I'm only through one book! I'll let you know if it comes up as I read more, ha.

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    @profmachinegun said:

    @jjweatherman said:

    You'd know why if you'd read the books.

    For real? Whats the deal?

    Sadly, I was kidding. Although I can't be sure, as I'm only through one book! I'll let you know if it comes up as I read more, ha.

    The short-shorts look so odd that i would have believed they were explained in the books. Hilarious.

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    #20  Edited By JouselDelka

    @jjweatherman said:

    You'd know why if you'd read the books.

    I've gotten back into The Last Wish, gonna finish it soon and jump into the saga with Blood of Elves.

    If I don't find out why, I'll show ye!

    Edit: I just saw your later post.. You were kidding then. I'll show ye!

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