Am I missing something or are the hookers the only thing you can impale in act 1? It's hard for me to believe that this game is made by the same people as the first one. I mean, come on. Geraltino needs tension relef!!!
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
Game » consists of 16 releases. Released May 17, 2011
The sequel to 2007's critically acclaimed role-playing game, The Witcher. Players again take control of Geralt of Rivia in this story-focused adventure.
Where the booty at??
Am I missing something or are the hookers the only thing you can impale in act 1? It's hard for me to believe that this game is made by the same people as the first one. I mean, come on. Geraltino needs tension relef!!!Play more. You should get a quest where you and Triss explore and elven bathhouse...
You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scenes in a videogame.is it a QTE?
@Contro said:haaa that would probably cross some kinda puritan boundary and the game would be dissed for being "porn".You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scenes in a videogame.is it a QTE?
@RhombusOfTerror said:@Contro said:haaa that would probably cross some kinda puritan boundary and the game would be dissed for being "porn".You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scenes in a videogame.is it a QTE?
@OracleXIII said:you're right, i totally played that bit, TWICE.@RhombusOfTerror said:@Contro said:haaa that would probably cross some kinda puritan boundary and the game would be dissed for being "porn".You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scenes in a videogame.is it a QTE?It hasn't stopped God of War from making such inclusion to gameplay, but then that franchise is all about brash tackiness.
You would think someone would post that 10 minute video online by now...not that I'm looking for it or anything.
But I am.
So do you still get naked boobie cards?Nope, you just see straight up tits/ass/vag in-game.
Like Hustler style all spread eagle proper, or Playboy style vag where all you get is a nicely groomed landing strip?@wolf_blitzer85 said:
Nope, you just see straight up tits/ass/vag in-game.So do you still get naked boobie cards?
This forum thread, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
This forum thread, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.Something about this thread is so wrong but so right as well.On that note let me just remove my pants...., and proceed.
I really wish I had a PC that could play this game...
I'm sure it would run it, but it wouldn't be pretty and I hate running pretty games at low settings and still getting 6 fps. That said, what good is the internet? This game has been out almost 48 hours and no one has the decency to upload any sex scenes? Boy I tell ya...
@Khann said:Nothing explicit on the vag front. Just a bit of neatly trimmed bush here and there.Like Hustler style all spread eagle proper, or Playboy style vag where all you get is a nicely groomed landing strip?@wolf_blitzer85 said:
Nope, you just see straight up tits/ass/vag in-game.So do you still get naked boobie cards?
@wolf_blitzer85 said:you know, classy@Khann said:Nothing explicit on the vag front. Just a bit of neatly trimmed bush here and there.Like Hustler style all spread eagle proper, or Playboy style vag where all you get is a nicely groomed landing strip?@wolf_blitzer85 said:
Nope, you just see straight up tits/ass/vag in-game.So do you still get naked boobie cards?
Not so far.Any wang, to keep things fair and balanced for lady gamers?
But you do see a couple of medieval dildos, wooden like, with handles.
@Tim_the_Corsair said:I think Manhunt might have had some? So Rockstar is the go-to cocks dev.Any wang, to keep things fair and balanced for lady gamers?Isn't GTA the only game in history to show that?
LOL Its funny how religion in america has actually gotten it into peoples minds that sex is a dirty bad thing.Polygon sex is weird.
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