Where the booty at??

#1 Posted by TatsurouXIII (652 posts) -

Am I missing something or are the hookers the only thing you can impale in act 1? It's hard for me to believe that this game is made by the same people as the first one. I mean, come on. Geraltino needs tension relef!!!

#2 Posted by Thule (693 posts) -
@OracleXIII said:
Am I missing something or are the hookers the only thing you can impale in act 1? It's hard for me to believe that this game is made by the same people as the first one. I mean, come on. Geraltino needs tension relef!!!
Play more. You should get a quest where you and Triss explore and elven bathhouse...
#3 Posted by melcene (3056 posts) -

Yo its round tha way.

#4 Posted by TatsurouXIII (652 posts) -

AHA!!!!!

#5 Edited by Contro (2040 posts) -

You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scene in a videogame.

#6 Posted by Rhombus_Of_Terror (2149 posts) -
@Contro said:
You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scenes in a videogame.
is it a QTE?
#7 Posted by TatsurouXIII (652 posts) -

good to know, I'll save it for the next play session then. 

#8 Posted by TatsurouXIII (652 posts) -
@RhombusOfTerror said:
@Contro said:
You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scenes in a videogame.
is it a QTE?
haaa that would probably cross some kinda puritan boundary and the game would be dissed for being "porn".
#9 Posted by WoodenPlatypus (1365 posts) -

I'm quite horrified after stepping into this thread :P
#10 Posted by Contro (2040 posts) -
@OracleXIII said:
@RhombusOfTerror said:
@Contro said:
You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scenes in a videogame.
is it a QTE?
haaa that would probably cross some kinda puritan boundary and the game would be dissed for being "porn".

It hasn't stopped God of War from making such inclusion to gameplay, but then that franchise is all about brash tackiness.
#11 Posted by TheHT (11670 posts) -

It's one of life's greatest questions really.

#12 Posted by Rhombus_Of_Terror (2149 posts) -
@Contro said:
@OracleXIII said:
@RhombusOfTerror said:
@Contro said:
You'll get a solid session soon... it's around ten minutes long. it has to be the longest sex scenes in a videogame.
is it a QTE?
haaa that would probably cross some kinda puritan boundary and the game would be dissed for being "porn".

It hasn't stopped God of War from making such inclusion to gameplay, but then that franchise is all about brash tackiness.
you're right, i totally played that bit, TWICE.





wait, what?
#13 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4735 posts) -

You would think someone would post that 10 minute video online by now...not that I'm looking for it or anything.

But I am.

#14 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5288 posts) -

So do you still get naked boobie cards?

#15 Posted by Khann (2905 posts) -
@wolf_blitzer85 said:
So do you still get naked boobie cards?
Nope, you just see straight up tits/ass/vag in-game.
#16 Posted by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -
@Khann: vag? really? Really? I will need proof.
#17 Edited by wolf_blitzer85 (5288 posts) -
@Khann said:

@wolf_blitzer85 said:

So do you still get naked boobie cards?

Nope, you just see straight up tits/ass/vag in-game.
Like Hustler style all spread eagle proper, or Playboy style vag where all you get is a nicely groomed landing strip?
#18 Posted by NoExtraLife (215 posts) -

This forum thread, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


On that note let me just remove my pants...., and proceed.
#19 Posted by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -
@NoExtraLife said:
This forum thread, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

On that note let me just remove my pants...., and proceed.
Something about this thread is so wrong but so right as well.
#20 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4735 posts) -

I really wish I had a PC that could play this game...

I'm sure it would run it, but it wouldn't be pretty and I hate running pretty games at low settings and still getting 6 fps. That said, what good is the internet? This game has been out almost 48 hours and no one has the decency to upload any sex scenes? Boy I tell ya...

#21 Posted by Khann (2905 posts) -
@wolf_blitzer85 said:
@Khann said:

@wolf_blitzer85 said:

So do you still get naked boobie cards?

Nope, you just see straight up tits/ass/vag in-game.
Like Hustler style all spread eagle proper, or Playboy style vag where all you get is a nicely groomed landing strip?
Nothing explicit on the vag front. Just a bit of neatly trimmed bush here and there.
#22 Posted by daveg (44 posts) -
@Khann said:
@wolf_blitzer85 said:
@Khann said:

@wolf_blitzer85 said:

So do you still get naked boobie cards?

Nope, you just see straight up tits/ass/vag in-game.
Like Hustler style all spread eagle proper, or Playboy style vag where all you get is a nicely groomed landing strip?
Nothing explicit on the vag front. Just a bit of neatly trimmed bush here and there.
you know, classy
#23 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

Any wang, to keep things fair and balanced for lady gamers?

#24 Edited by Tennmuerti (8172 posts) -
@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Any wang, to keep things fair and balanced for lady gamers?

Not so far.
But you do see a couple of medieval dildos, wooden like, with handles.
#25 Posted by thebatmobile (983 posts) -
Don't mind me. 
#26 Posted by TatsurouXIII (652 posts) -

Oh god, leave you people alone for a few hours and this is what happens.... :D:D

#27 Posted by Heltom92 (714 posts) -
@OnboardGrphx: Showing sex is bad. It is a evil and unnatural thing. People getting shot in the face is ok though. THIS IS THE WORD.
#28 Posted by Vodun (2370 posts) -
@Tim_the_Corsair said:
Any wang, to keep things fair and balanced for lady gamers?
Isn't GTA the only game in history to show that?
#29 Posted by Damodar (1457 posts) -
@Vodun said:
@Tim_the_Corsair said:
Any wang, to keep things fair and balanced for lady gamers?
Isn't GTA the only game in history to show that?
I think Manhunt might have had some? So Rockstar is the go-to cocks dev.

Speaking of sex scene QTE's, Indigo Prophecy totally had one. On PC, you just had to thrust the mouse forward. It was weird.
#30 Posted by Underachiever007 (2468 posts) -

This thread is great.

#31 Posted by YoThatLimp (1931 posts) -
@OnboardGrphx said:
LOL Its funny how religion in america has actually gotten it into peoples minds that sex is a dirty bad thing.
Polygon sex is weird.
#32 Posted by Scooper (7881 posts) -
Hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids 'cos Geralt of Rivia been rapin' e'reybody up in here.
#33 Posted by TatsurouXIII (652 posts) -

Well goddamn... THAT was really impressive. Also, lol at the wooden dildos.

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