May Comic Commission: The Time Hole

Posted by Mento (2263 posts) -

Hey Bomberduders, it's time to once again fulfil my obligations to kindly Gold Membership sponsor with a new comic commission. Under his generous yet tyrannical yoke, I've been forced to make crafted of my own volition several artistic aberrations like The Giant Bomb CBSi Merger. This month, I was tasked with finding utterly bizarre time/space locations that the Bomb Crew might find themselves in, coming off of Drew's fantastic North Korea coverage.

So without further ado, I present: The Time Hole. May God have mercy on all our souls.

Jeff Gerstmann - Neo San Angeles, 2118

Brad Shoemaker - Gettysburg, 1863

Vinny Caravella - Roman Senate, 44 BC

Patrick "Scoopz" Klepek - Roswell New Mexico, 1947

Drew Scanlon - Baikonur Cosmodrome, 1961

Alex Navarro - Vienna, 1782

Dave Snider - Waterloo, 1815

Matt Rorie - Unknown, Unknown

Ryan Davis - GameSpot Offices, 2012

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#1 Posted by Mento (2263 posts) -

Hey Bomberduders, it's time to once again fulfil my obligations to kindly Gold Membership sponsor with a new comic commission. Under his generous yet tyrannical yoke, I've been forced to make crafted of my own volition several artistic aberrations like The Giant Bomb CBSi Merger. This month, I was tasked with finding utterly bizarre time/space locations that the Bomb Crew might find themselves in, coming off of Drew's fantastic North Korea coverage.

So without further ado, I present: The Time Hole. May God have mercy on all our souls.

Jeff Gerstmann - Neo San Angeles, 2118

Brad Shoemaker - Gettysburg, 1863

Vinny Caravella - Roman Senate, 44 BC

Patrick "Scoopz" Klepek - Roswell New Mexico, 1947

Drew Scanlon - Baikonur Cosmodrome, 1961

Alex Navarro - Vienna, 1782

Dave Snider - Waterloo, 1815

Matt Rorie - Unknown, Unknown

Ryan Davis - GameSpot Offices, 2012

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#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (34674 posts) -

I'm surprised at the lack of uhs in Roman times. Also, weren't Romans a rather shouty lot?

#3 Posted by rjayb89 (7713 posts) -

If you died now, you would die on a high note. The highest of notes.

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#4 Posted by Mento (2263 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: You mean a stabby lot? I guess I dropped the ball (or knife) by forgetting to include some "Uh"s, but I stand behind any and all bufu Vinny punchlines.

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#5 Posted by Video_Game_King (34674 posts) -

No, I mean shouty, as their caps lock key was always on.

#6 Posted by omghisam (276 posts) -

Just under the deadline too! My lust for crude ms paint comics has been satiated until July.

#7 Posted by MooseyMcMan (9795 posts) -

It all makes sense! Patrick was that long haired alien corpse at Roswell!

Wait, what?

#8 Posted by FLStyle (4401 posts) -

Nice job, very amusing!

#9 Edited by buzz_clik (6840 posts) -

Man, you used to be one of my favourite people on Giant Bomb, but now...

...you may have stolen the top spot for yourself with these high levels of awesomocity. /TWIST

Although, my own theory on how Jeff got so giant? Doritos.

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#10 Posted by Video_Game_King (34674 posts) -

Wait, I just noticed something: where are Matt and Alex in the final comic? Did they take another time hole thing? Or are they both taking a dump or something?

#11 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -

Got a kick out of these. Thanks Mento.

#12 Posted by AlwaysBeClothing (1424 posts) -

The Rorie one got me. YOU'RE AN ACCURATE RORIE SATIRIST

#13 Posted by TruthTellah (7690 posts) -

Dammit, these are amazing.

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#14 Posted by Irvandus (2645 posts) -

That was awesome.

#15 Posted by Undeadpool (4870 posts) -

@buzz_clik said:

Man, you used to be one of my favourite people on Giant Bomb, but now...

...you may have stolen the top spot for yourself with these high levels of awesomocity. /TWIST

Although, my own theory on how Jeff got so giant? Doritos.

I had some of those newer, thicker Doritos. I'm pretty sure eating enough of those would turn ANYone into a monstrous version of themselves.

#16 Posted by Willtron (238 posts) -

I love you.

#17 Posted by NekuCTR (1663 posts) -

I like your comics, but you really need to stop referencing Jeff getting fired, his connection to Kane and Lynch, and all that stuff. It's more uncomfortable than anything, and I get the feeling that everyone involved just wants it to be put behind them.

#18 Posted by Mento (2263 posts) -

@NekuCTR: Sure, point taken. And even if that wasn't the case, joking about it is still a bit too... easy, you know?

So with that in mind, I've redone Jeff's episode here:

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#19 Posted by FelixCulpa (92 posts) -

Hahah these are great!

#20 Posted by BisonHero (5692 posts) -

Why does Rorie's statue only get 2 puppies, out of a possible 5 puppies?

#21 Posted by falling_fast (2148 posts) -

awesome :]

#22 Posted by sungahymn (981 posts) -

"Bu fu, Brutus?"

Genius.

#23 Posted by Bollard (5034 posts) -

This was fantastic!

#24 Posted by RagingLion (1362 posts) -

Some of these panels were really clever and funny. I like.

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