What a terribly glaring oversight on the designer's part.
I did the tutorial for Survival Mode since you can't select Story Mode, finished it, so I decided to check out the latter. "Another tutorial?" I asked myself.
"Maybe the gameplay is different, sure, let's do this."......"Oh no, it's the same fucking thing!"
Got halfway through the second time, said "bullshit, I'm not doing this again," and I quit the tutorial. Turns out I HAVE to do the tutorial a second time.
I turned it off and walked away. I was that irritated. I'll definitely go back to it, but what a stupid way to do things.