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    Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction

    Game » consists of 20 releases. Released Apr 13, 2010

    Splinter Cell: Conviction is the fifth installment in Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell franchise. Sam Fisher breaks apart from the Third Echelon in order to find the people responsible for the death of his daughter, only to find that not everything is what it seems.

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    #1  Edited By snoopdye

    Outside the White House grounds at the gate one of the Black Arrow guys had this to say towards Sam after blowing up the tanker:
     
    "Come on out turd face!"
     
    I lol'd. That's the best insult a terrorist could come up with? Silly Ubisoft....

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    #2  Edited By Garrus

    Some of the funniest lines I've heard in this game musta been...
     
    Sam after knocking out a human shield:  Nobody's ever gonna look at you the same again.
     
    Terrorists investigating a sticky cam playing music: GOD DAMN I MUST BE CLOSE IF YOU'RE GONNA PULL STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT FISHER! (I actually blew it up and 2 other guys when he finished saying that)
     
    Tom Reed: I could make it look like 2 circus clowns assassinated you complete with a golden retriever - he said something like that and I laughed so hard because it's true.
     
    Terrorist: IF YOU'RE THE GHOST OF THE MUSEUM, I'M GONNA KILL YOU A SECOND TIME!
     
    In general, I can't list them all, allot of good stuff said in that game.

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    #3  Edited By Iireku

    "Shadows are for pussies"

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    #4  Edited By djz

     
    When i played this at a friends house,i heard a terrorist say:
     
    Fishers here,hide your....then it sound like he said balls.

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    #5  Edited By Mr402

    What about when the enemy says.  "You think were going to follow you like a bunch of horny dogs!!!!"  that shit was funny too. 
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    #6  Edited By Guybrush

    "Well he's not having a cup of coffee!"

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    #7  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @snoopdye:  Since im an arab, i found what the Iraqis were shouting out at the 3rd-4th level to be HILARIOUS ! they actually cussed and that never happens in movies/music in arabic.
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    #8  Edited By Organicalistic_
    "he got me with his wire ting", oh, this is SCC

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