Lara Croft wears a broken watch

#1 Posted by JJWeatherman (14557 posts) -

I was glancing through the multitude of screenshots I've taken within Tomb Raider. Two caught my eye:


Now, let's get a closer look.

Computer: rotate, enhance, and adjust exposure for clarity!

There you have it, folks. Is all credibility lost? I'm not one to make that call. But in the words of one Bradley Shoemaker: "I've changed my mind. This game is bullshit."

#2 Posted by TruthTellah (8517 posts) -

heh. I'm not surprised her watch isn't working anymore. Have you seen what she's been going through? That watch is just lucky a spike isn't shoved through it.

#3 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (954 posts) -

I'm more concerned that despite how bloody, muddy, and beat up Lara gets, her watch is the cleanest fucking thing in the world next to her hair.

#4 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -

Uhh no. Its not broken. Shes in the Dragon Triangle. Its magic man. Time doesnt pass...

#5 Edited by Butano (1728 posts) -

It's 5:00 somewhere....

#6 Edited by MariachiMacabre (7047 posts) -

Holy shit. She's on the Island from Lost!

#7 Edited by probablytuna (3532 posts) -

Why is her arm cracked up like that?

Wait nevermind, I guess it's just mud.

#8 Edited by BeachThunder (11686 posts) -

Why is her arm cracked up like that?

Huge fucking end game spoilers:

She's actually made out of ceramic.

#9 Edited by BestUsernameEver (4825 posts) -

@butano said:

It's 5:00 somewhere....

#10 Posted by Nictel (2380 posts) -

Its the time of the shipwreck.

#11 Posted by ahab88 (238 posts) -

At least the watch has some baby fat on it. I want to protect that watch.

#12 Posted by PretentiousHack (41 posts) -

Must be British.

#13 Edited by AlexanderSheen (4928 posts) -

It's a Chinese bootleg watch, which is not actually a watch, just the casing of it with a sticker on the front. Mystery solved!


#14 Posted by Tarsier (1056 posts) -

dingus women doesnt even realize her watch is broken.

#15 Posted by Ramone (2959 posts) -

Games are fucking bullshit now, can anyone say "class action lawsuit" ?

#16 Edited by Brodehouse (9567 posts) -

Square is telling you that watches don't have the agency to tell the right time.

#17 Posted by Winternet (8002 posts) -

It's just their way of saying everyone should change to Swatch Internet Time.

#18 Edited by EarlessShrimp (1631 posts) -

Maybe it's always 5:43 on this strange magic island! They did enter the Dragon's Triangle or whatever it was.

#19 Edited by SpaceInsomniac (3555 posts) -

Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.

#20 Posted by Andorski (5187 posts) -

Saw this image on Amazon's bonus app that you can download from buying the game on their site:

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