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    Tony Hawk: RIDE

    Game » consists of 3 releases. Released Nov 17, 2009

    The tenth game in the Tony Hawk series, RIDE featured the use of a newly conceived skateboard peripheral in an attempt, by Activision, to reboot the series.

    Really surprised nobody has injured themselves yet.

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    #1  Edited By Rayfield



    Before this game was released, I think it was Vinny who said he expected loads of new reports about kids flying face first into their coffee tables play TH: Ride. 
     
    As such, I'm kind of baffled at the lack of injuries (that kid got stabbed while playing it, but that's not really the game's fault). 
     
    How is everyone who bought it being so careful? It seems absolutely ripe for some asshole kid to say DUDE CHECK ME OUT DOING A KICKFLIP BRAH and then end up with part of the TV stuck in their brain.  
     

    YO WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD?
    YO WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD?
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    #2  Edited By breadfan

    Because nobody is playing it. Oh burn!

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    #3  Edited By Adamantium
    @Br3adfan said:
    " Because nobody is playing it. Oh burn! "
    Sheit, Br3ad beat me to it.
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    #4  Edited By Afroman269
    @Adamantium said:
    " @Br3adfan said:
    " Because nobody is playing it. Oh burn! "
    Sheit, Br3ad beat me to it. "
    :( I wanted to say it too.
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    #5  Edited By Coombs

     He Also Hit The Nail On The Head
     He Also Hit The Nail On The Head
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    #6  Edited By Brunchies

    Br3adfan beat everyone to it. 

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    #7  Edited By demigonis
    @Br3adfan said:
    " Because nobody is playing it. Oh burn! "
    /thread
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    #8  Edited By Rayfield

    Yeah, yeah okay. Burn on the game. But I still find amazing that some hick parent hasn't gone to their local newspaper and said "That Tony Hawks computer game cut my boys head off!".
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    #9  Edited By Pibo47
    @Rayfield said:
    " Yeah, yeah okay. Burn on the game. But I still find amazing that some hick parent hasn't gone to their local newspaper and said "That Tony Hawks computer game cut my boys head off!". "
    hahahahahahaha, i fell outa my chair. Epic!
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    #10  Edited By RandomInternetUser

    People have been injured, they're just too embarrassed to fess up to purchasing the game.

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    #11  Edited By rjayb89

    I still wanna play that game, but at a heavily discounted price in the near future.  Like DJ Hero.

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    #12  Edited By Rayfield
    @xobballox said:
    "People have been injured, they're just too embarrassed to fess up to purchasing the game. "

    "Hello sir, I'm your doctor." 
     
    "*mumbles*" 
     
    "What that?" 
     
    "I was playing Tony Hawk Ride." 
     
    "Oh....oh er...I'm...oh God...uh...I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave the hospital." 
     
    "What? What do you mean?" 
     
    "Hey no need to get angry." 
     
    "What? I just-" 
     
    "Security! This patient's got a gun!" 
     
    "Wait! I don't-" 
     
    BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
     
    "Whew! That was close. He almost touched me."
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    #13  Edited By Adamantium
    @Rayfield said:
    "Hello sir, I'm your doctor."  "*mumbles*"  "What that?"  "I was playing Tony Hawk Ride."  "Oh....oh er...I'm...oh God...uh...I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave the hospital."  "What? What do you mean?"  "Hey no need to get angry."  "What? I just-"  "Security! This patient's got a gun!"  "Wait! I don't-"  BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM "Whew! That was close. He almost touched me."
    LoL. It's funny because it's true.
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    #14  Edited By AgentofChaos

    Actually I'm legitimately surprised, if you were stupid enough to buy RIDE then you should be stupid enough to kill yourself playing it.

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    #15  Edited By Skald

    Damn, what a great caption.

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    #16  Edited By wefwefasdf
    @Brunchies said:
    " Br3adfan beat everyone to it.  "
    That he did.
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    #17  Edited By Alex_Murphy

    Everybody who bought the game got injured.
    Psychologically, when they realized what they just spent all that money on.

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    #18  Edited By Bones8677

    Wow, no injuries? I'm really surprised as well. Normally I would say that it's a result of Natural Selection, but, clearly that aint the case.

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    #19  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    I too am shocked by the startling absence of anyone at all turning up to a news publication with a plastic skateboard through their stomach, saying Tony Hawk ate their children.

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    #20  Edited By willin

     

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    #21  Edited By TheGreatGuero
    @Rayfield said:
    " Yeah, yeah okay. Burn on the game. But I still find amazing that some hick parent hasn't gone to their local newspaper and said "That Tony Hawks computer game cut my boys head off!". "
    Haha, man, that almost made me cough up this burger I'm eating. Dude, this thread makes me want to buy the game just for someone to get hurt. Hahaha.
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    #22  Edited By therabidfrog
    @Br3adfan said:
    " Because nobody is playing it. Oh burn! "
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    #23  Edited By Rayfield
    @Lights_Up_The_Shaft: 
     
    Well, at least that's something I guess. But I'm more wanting some dude to go all Dennis Quaid in Any Given Sunday - JESUS CHRIST I THINK I BROKE MY BACK etc...
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