Who places these in the wild?

#1 Posted by Fallen189 (5052 posts) -

I was thinking this earlier, playing Tales of Vesperia.
 
I came across a 2h sword and 2 capes, in chests, in a desert
 
WHO PUT THEM THERE?!
 
Discuss.

#2 Edited by Kohe321 (3533 posts) -

Communists?

I doubt there is a correct answer to this one... :P

#3 Posted by MysteriousBob (6272 posts) -

I did, for tax-purposes.

#4 Posted by Pie (7114 posts) -

The local nut, he raves about the zombie apocalypse and puts equipment into the desert to prepare for it

#5 Posted by Fallen189 (5052 posts) -

I think a wizard did it :(

#6 Posted by aquamooch (83 posts) -

Crab people
it's all part of the "master plan"

#7 Posted by CaptainObvious (3000 posts) -

Captain Oblivious. 
 
I hate him.

#8 Posted by Pie (7114 posts) -
@Fallen189 said:
" I think a wizard did it :( "
Wizard=local nut.
Think about it
#9 Edited by jakob187 (21763 posts) -

So...wait, it's a local nut of a Communist wizard named Captain Oblivious for tax purposes? 
 
.............................................................yep, works for me. 
 
Although I still say it's Colonel Mustard.  That muthafucker is sneaky as shit with a pipe.  Imagine what he can do with a chest!

#10 Posted by Bucketdeth (8048 posts) -

I do when your all asleep.

#11 Posted by Griddler (3344 posts) -

Video game designers.
 
Never fear!
Captain Bubble Burster is here!

#12 Posted by dbz1995 (4790 posts) -
#13 Posted by nanikore (2740 posts) -
@dbz1995: AAHHH EXHILARATING PLOT TWIST
#14 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

Who left those giant mounds of gold out in every strategy game? The world may never know.

#15 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

Gandalf.

#16 Edited by HatKing (6122 posts) -

Who throws money away in Borderlands?  They citizens of Pandora complain complain of being impoverished but if they would just take the time to open some garbage cans and mailboxes they'd be eating well for weeks.

#17 Posted by masterherocard (419 posts) -

Here's my theory. 
Someone was flying the chests over the bermuda triangle, when the lightning grabbed it, and threw it throughout time. 
that was my theory.
#18 Posted by PureRok (4236 posts) -

Pirates.

#19 Posted by CornontheCobbe (2645 posts) -

Jesus does.

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