What a fantastic article. Couldn't believe it when I heard about it. Truly the end of an era.
Surely there is a team of artists over at THQ scrambling to update the hair on Triple H's WWE 13 model as we speak.
Speaking of hair, I think Saints Row: The Third and Brink has some of the best hair in games, (nobody played Brink, so I guess it doesn't matter), but SR:TT's hair is awesome. And I like Skyrim's hair as well. I don't know if you'd count it as, "good" hair, though.
There is no more Hunter Hearst Helmsley, now there is only Jean Paul Levesque.
Man, couldn't he at least have had Damien Sandow or some up and coming heel get the rub by winning a hair vs hair match against him? What a selfish dick!
Imagine if he is like Samson and he's lost his power to be able to decide who wins and loses matches backstage anymore!
He does actually look like a sleezy "lawyer".
He doesn't even look like Triple H in that first pic. The haircut paired with the suit seems...lawyer worthy. A sad day indeed.
NOOOOOOOOOOO. Fuck you Jeff, you just don't know what good hair is...
Actually no I was hoping this would happen, it's pretty awesome. Looks great in the suit and tie role!
Come to think of it, that terrible Lesnar match was the last time we'd see the...awesome...hair, unless it comes back in time for Wrestlemania or whatever his 'last' match is. Also it was only "stringy" as you say, Jeff, when it was wet, which makes sense duh.
But yes, I agree, wrestlers with long hair is dumb, and I'm glad it's dying out. There was a time though, there was a time. Currently Heath Slater pulls it off because it's so so terrible that it's great. I have no idea what happened to John Morrison but, man that hair was to die for...THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO.
One man needs to step up npw for terrible long hair so he can be modeled in the next WWE game, And that man should be a returning Kenny Omega from Japan!
KENNY! FREAKIN' OMEGA!
I mention him and his greatness some in this thread. @FateOfNever gleefully recounts the story of Yoshihiko which you see Kenny go full Zangief on in the first two vids here. He can feud with USA GUY for having turned his back on his country when he quit his developmental deal with the WWE and went to wrestle in Japan! THIS IS FIGUREATIVELY PRINTING MONEY ALREADY!
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