The Death of a Video Game Benchmark

#101 Posted by paulunga (2168 posts) -

Spicy Horse should've turned their hair technology from Alice into middleware. Goddamn, that hair was mesmerizing.

#102 Posted by Pat (75 posts) -

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also, LIKE A SMOKIN' GUN!

#103 Posted by BD_Mr_Bubbles (1702 posts) -

Article of the year. (sorry scoops)

#104 Posted by Subjugation (4754 posts) -

So ... now he looks like Sean Bean (in that first picture anyway).

#105 Posted by Demoskinos (15284 posts) -

@Subjugation said:

So ... now he looks like Sean Bean (in that first picture anyway).

Oh god. Now WWE is going to make a fictional story based on HHH's rise to fame starring Sean Bean. Coming soon from WWE Films.

#106 Posted by GValo (301 posts) -

People always bitch that the WWE fires someone or changes a belt before a game is released and "screws up the game." I can only imagine what those people are going through now

#107 Posted by HadesTimes (835 posts) -

LOL! I think everyone has PAX afterglow. And that is AWESOME!

#108 Posted by Lurkero (433 posts) -

This is something I would have rather never learned about. Life will never be the same. I can't even...

#109 Posted by zombie2011 (5097 posts) -

This was an awesome article, personality is what makes this site great.

#110 Posted by TheSlothKing (331 posts) -

9/5. Never Forget.

#111 Posted by gaminghooligan (1536 posts) -

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

#112 Posted by Deusx (1911 posts) -

This is hilarious

#113 Posted by Quasipox (11 posts) -

Up is down, black is white, and The Game's hair is nowhere in sight. This is not a world I want to be a part of.

#114 Posted by jakob187 (21787 posts) -

What a jabroni.

#115 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6407 posts) -

This is so wrong.

#116 Posted by Muerthoz (354 posts) -

RIP    Hair of the king of kings.

#117 Posted by abara (231 posts) -
#118 Posted by Demoskinos (15284 posts) -

@Quasipox said:

Up is down, black is white, and The Game's hair is nowhere in sight. This is not a world I want to be a part of.

Appropriate first post.

#119 Posted by ajamafalous (12230 posts) -

I was sad to see Edge's hair go late last year/early this year, as well as Undertaker's earlier this year. Now Triple H too? My world is crumbling around me.
 
(I was also sad when Jericho had short hair. WCW topknot or bust, IMO)

#120 Posted by HiImMikeCruz (211 posts) -

At first I thought this was a popup or an ad, but now I see this may be the most important news to be posted since the creation of Giantbomb.

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#121 Posted by wumbo3000 (1025 posts) -

HARD HITTING VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISM.

#122 Edited by Sil3n7 (1206 posts) -

This is one of my favorite stories I've read on giant bomb.

#123 Posted by cthomer5000 (894 posts) -

New consoles cancelled.

#124 Posted by RipTheVeins (1546 posts) -
#125 Posted by Meltbrain (2978 posts) -

This changes everything :(

#126 Posted by RecSpec (4061 posts) -

The end of an era... 
 
  

#127 Posted by Batalskar (69 posts) -

And now I waste a half an hour watching wrestling bloopers.

#128 Posted by PompousDawson (78 posts) -

I liked him more when he rocked the puffy shirt and acted like a spoiled English duke. Ah, nostalgia!

#129 Posted by birdman (26 posts) -

I...don't know if I can handle this.

#130 Posted by punkxblaze (2990 posts) -

The hair king is dead, long live the hair king.

#131 Posted by FearMyFlop (102 posts) -

@TheSlothKing said:

9/5. Never Forget.

#132 Posted by falling_fast (2340 posts) -

@Deusx said:

This is hilarious

#133 Posted by ThatPrimeGuy (136 posts) -

Now he looks like a more buff Vinny Caravella.

Wait....WHAT IF THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON BUT FROM ALTERNATE UNIVERSES!?!?!

#134 Posted by FearMyFlop (102 posts) -

@Batalskar said:

And now I waste a half an hour watching wrestling bloopers.

So I'm not the only one. Good.

#135 Posted by Seraphim (102 posts) -

*whispers* no one tell Jeff hair grows back.

#136 Posted by Hyuzen (471 posts) -

That certainly was an article posted to the main page of Giantbomb.com

#137 Edited by KaneRobot (1932 posts) -

End of a HAIR-A. Get it?

It was kind of cool when The Undertaker did it. Can't say the same for Mr. Big Nose. Still, this news is unfortunate with the new consoles right around the corner.

#138 Posted by Elod (84 posts) -

Shits sake, I've fallen into a botchamania hole that I will never recover from...

#139 Posted by OrwellHuxZam (136 posts) -

Oh, God. Oh, God. It'll grow back.

#140 Posted by Will_M (347 posts) -

@cthomer5000 said:

New consoles cancelled.

No hhhair, NO SALE!

#141 Posted by GreggD (4516 posts) -

Fuck translucent veins, if we don't get the Triple H mop, we'll never know.

#142 Posted by Sanity (1955 posts) -

Theres always room for a classic Triple H skins right?

#143 Posted by Solh0und (1869 posts) -

RIP, Triple H's old hairstyle.

#144 Posted by Geebs (5 posts) -

Hey, wait a minute, isn't his arm supposed to be broken?!?!

#145 Posted by Brandino (261 posts) -

I guess Heath Slater will now be our benchmark for great hair.

#146 Posted by tourgen (4542 posts) -

It's pretty awesome that this got written.

Too bad too. hair-tech seems like it was almost up to the job.

#147 Posted by MrMazz (1046 posts) -

Well darn

#148 Posted by Wakka (81 posts) -

@KaneRobot said:

End of a HAIR-A. Get it?

This is an example of a good pun.

#149 Posted by Demoskinos (15284 posts) -

@Geebs said:

Hey, wait a minute, isn't his arm supposed to be broken?!?!

Kayfabe is dead!

#150 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5469 posts) -

This is truly one of the things I used to judge new consoles on. :(

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