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Tunnel Rats is totally out!

Topic started by LordAndrew on May 15, 2009. Last post by NickL 6 months, 1 week ago.
Post by LordAndrew (4,559 posts) See mini bio
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Remember Tunnel Rats, the Vietnam first-person shooter based on the Uwe Boll film? Well, it totally came out.
Tunnel Rats is available on Steam, and you should totally buy it. Or don't. That's what I'm doing.


Post by Gizmo (2,628 posts) See mini bio
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I think everyone should pirate it just to make a point that Uwe Boll should stop producing media FULL STOP.


Post by LordAndrew (4,559 posts) See mini bio
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Joystiq apparently thought the release of this game was worthy of an article. For shame, Joystiq.


Post by ZombiePie (1,029 posts) See mini bio
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This deserves a 30 minute quick look, someone get at it!


Post by Stephen_Von_Cloud (825 posts) See mini bio
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I really would like to see quick look on this though, just to see if Uwe can bring it full circle and make a bad game based on an original movie.


Post by jakob187 (9,570 posts) See mini bio
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I find it hilarious that the "Related Games" on the page all happen to be BAD Vietnam games.  lol

*ugh*  What's even more disturbing is this came up when I was looking around for stuff about Tunnel Rats:


and this


Dood, seriously?  It's bad enough that he's going to disgrace the situation in Darfur with horrible actors like Kristanna Loken and Edward Furlong (and it's so sad that I've gotta say that about John Connor)...but he's actually going to have them IMPROVISE most of their lines?  /FACEPALM  I can see it now.

"Dood, this is fucked up."
"Yeah, I know, what do we do?"
"I don't know, but man, shit's fucked up."
"Should we go for help?"
"I don't know.  Shit's pretty fucked up here."
"What should I say now?"
"I don't know.  Say something fucked up."

Meanwhile, he's also making a movie about a dood that eats his own vomit, regurgitates it, then eats it again...AND GETS RAPED FOR 10 HOURS BEFORE COMMITTING SUICIDE?!

I didn't know he was going back to making comedy!!!

*EDIT AGAIN*


SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!  SAY THAT OUR DEAR MARY HASN'T GIVEN INTO THE SHITTINESS OF UWE BOLL!!!  It was already bad enough that this fuckwit has gotten his hands on Gimli, Statham, and Dave Foley...BUT NOW HE'S GETTING LAUREN HOLLY?!?!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


Post by LordAndrew (4,559 posts) See mini bio
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ZombiePie said:
This deserves a 30 minute quick look, someone get at it!
I have passed on this suggestion to the staff. It needs to happen!


Post by Stephen_Von_Cloud (825 posts) See mini bio
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Is that Stoic movie serious?  Craziest plot ever.


Post by jakob187 (9,570 posts) See mini bio
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Stephen_Von_Cloud said:
Is that Stoic movie serious?  Craziest plot ever.
TOTALLY SERIOUS!!!  I don't know whether I want to watch it or protest it.  =  /


Post by NickL (375 posts) See mini bio
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i honestly dont know how anyone could make that stoic movie without making everyone in the theater throw up during the film.... sounds interesting!





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