How do we stay on top?

Keep. Exploiting. An. Impressionable. Audience.

I just burst out laughing when i saw that hamster wearing glasses being photographed.

AH MAN, STYLE LAB!!!  DAY ONE PURCHASE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

It's strange. Looking at some of the stuff ubisoft had coming out you'd think this conference would have been great.

Nothing can save this conference. The only thing that can make it a step up from shit is SOMETHING from AC2 or Beyond Good and Evil 2.

The only way they can redeem themselves now...

...is by bringing Jade Raymond out....

IN THE BUFF

Seriously: naked Jade Raymond + Assassin's Creed 2 = insta-boner

Dude, I'm going to buy Style Lab.

This is boring :\

I hate this guy as much as oil company CEOs and insurers.

Soccer Moms are destroying my hobby.

What kind of half-winged creature is this?

I can scan myself with the camera and put myself into a game?

I'd like to scan Felicia's body.

*meow*

TRULY THIS IS THE AGE OF FITNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She only has one boob.

Fuck it. Just give me Beyond Good and Evil 2. Some gameplay with Jade and Pey'J. Maybe show some of the improvements since the first 1 and the new things they've implemented and this conference will have been worth sitting through. 

This is one of the worst press conferences ever, there's only been one interesting thing so far, Splinter Cell. I guess they are saving the big stuff for the end.

Oh fucking hell. More cameras. SCAN THE BODY!

We need more games that can tell us how inferior we all are.

I still find it ironic that they try to sell 'tween' games to a crowd of which is mostly composed of thirty year old men.

Rabbids! YES! :D

YAY RABBIDS!!!!!!!!

OMFG RABBIDS

Finally, the good stuff.

FUCKING    HELL!!!   Alright, wake me up when they decide to show off Beyond Good and Evil 2 and if they say anything about I Am Alive.

Out there, somewhere, Milo is sobbing.

Haha, the Rabbid is in the controler.

MASTURBATION JOKE

Okay...the Rabbid in the Wii-mote alone has sold me on buying the game...just to kick the shit out of that Rabbid all day!!!

Wow did he just masturbate...  I DEMAND A GIF

Masturbation jokes, eh.

I have no idea what this rabbit abuse is about, but i'm laughing. It looks way more compelling than the main game.

The Rabbids are always funny.

This game certainly is a giant pile.

Is it just me or is this new Rabbid game looking for creepy and scary as all hell? Why don't they just throw a chainsaw in there to abuse your Rabbid. This game is making me genuinely angry.

This just in from Fox News... the Wii teaches young children to masturbate.  More about this at the top of the hour.

More Ryan Seacrest jokes... really?

Blimey, they really are stretching this thing out.

Ubisoft should be given a fine for wasting people's time where other conferences could have probably used the same amount of time and used it much more effectively.

shell pun fail

Shellebration....really......

Apparently the conference should already be over by now, but the AV stuff messed it up. Hopefully AC 2 will get a showing but this is getting kind of long.

Jeez, I didn't even realize that was a pun. I thought it was his accent.

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