Uncharted is basically a porn movie...

#1 Posted by Met2609 (555 posts) -

I was reading Kotaku, as always, and this little article caught my eye. It compares the pacing of Uncharted: Drake's Fortune to that of a porn film.

Enjoy

#2 Posted by TrulyAlive (900 posts) -

The overlooked masterpiece of that article is of course:
" it's the best game ever made about a dude in a T-shirt and jeans."

Funny, 'cause it's true... ^_^

#3 Posted by Kush (8889 posts) -

I hate Kotaku...they are joke in my eyes.

#4 Posted by HazBazz (1901 posts) -

*Reads topic title*
*Runs to buy Uncharted*

#5 Posted by Kush (8889 posts) -
Bo17 said:
"The overlooked masterpiece of that article is of course:
" it's the best game ever made about a dude in a T-shirt and jeans."

Funny, 'cause it's true... ^_^
"
There has to be another game with a dude in a T-shirt and jeans that is better than Uncharted. The first game that comes to mind is GTA: Vice City, but he's wearing a Hawaiian type shirt which isn't technically a T-shirt. Damn! Now I need to think about this...
#6 Posted by Shotaro (820 posts) -

ditto kush, kotaku annoys me greatly

#7 Posted by TrulyAlive (900 posts) -

Meh. I've played a lot of games (well, not an obscene amount, but a lot nontheless) and I have to say few games I've ever played entertained me as much as Uncharted.
The problem is that most games with casual clothing let you pick what you wear so if you said "San Andreas" I could easily point out that I wore a suit when I played it =D
But give it some thought, because I'm waaaay too tired to think of any others >_<;

#8 Posted by TurboMan (7604 posts) -

Drake does kinda look like a pornstar when you think about it

#9 Posted by The_Dude (798 posts) -
Bo17 said:
"The overlooked masterpiece of that article is of course:
" it's the best game ever made about a dude in a T-shirt and jeans."

Funny, 'cause it's true... ^_^
"
*Duke Nukem walks into the room* "come get some"

He begs to differ...
#10 Posted by TrulyAlive (900 posts) -

...Well now that you mention it...^_^;

#11 Edited by phatkav (304 posts) -

Now I want to buy the game.

#12 Edited by AutomaticSnake (390 posts) -

Maybe if Elena had bigger boobs.

#13 Posted by velvetelvis (42 posts) -
AutomaticSnake said:
"Maybe if Elena had bigger boobs.
"

please dont make her have "soul caliber" huge boobs....  it would ruin her "normal" look.

#14 Posted by pause422 (6201 posts) -

The day Duke Nukem walks in the room and 'begs to differ' is probably  still a good 10-15 years off, I doubt even then the game will be out :P

#15 Posted by Quadrifoglio (816 posts) -

When I think about it, Uncharted is probably the best game I have played that has a dude with a T-shirt in it. :P

#16 Posted by lordofultima (6255 posts) -
Kush said:
I hate Kotaku...they are joke in my eyes.
Kotaku is great. This thread is a joke.
#17 Edited by Vaxadrin (2297 posts) -

Is it because you only need to play 10 minutes to get everything you will out of it?

#18 Posted by get2sammyb (6412 posts) -
velvetelvis said:
"AutomaticSnake said:
"Maybe if Elena had bigger boobs.
"

please dont make her have "soul caliber" huge boobs....  it would ruin her "normal" look.

"
Elena's yum. *rolls eyes and leaves*

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