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    Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

    Game » consists of 11 releases. Released Nov 19, 2007

    Become Nathan Drake, a treasure hunter and descendant of famed explorer Sir Francis Drake as he searches for the lost treasure of El Dorado.

    Uncharted is basically a porn movie...

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    #1  Edited By Met2609

    I was reading Kotaku, as always, and this little article caught my eye. It compares the pacing of Uncharted: Drake's Fortune to that of a porn film.

    Enjoy

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    #2  Edited By trulyalive

    The overlooked masterpiece of that article is of course:
    " it's the best game ever made about a dude in a T-shirt and jeans."

    Funny, 'cause it's true... ^_^

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    #3  Edited By kush

    I hate Kotaku...they are joke in my eyes.

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    #4  Edited By HazBazz

    *Reads topic title*
    *Runs to buy Uncharted*

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    #5  Edited By kush
    Bo17 said:
    "The overlooked masterpiece of that article is of course:
    " it's the best game ever made about a dude in a T-shirt and jeans."

    Funny, 'cause it's true... ^_^
    "
    There has to be another game with a dude in a T-shirt and jeans that is better than Uncharted. The first game that comes to mind is GTA: Vice City, but he's wearing a Hawaiian type shirt which isn't technically a T-shirt. Damn! Now I need to think about this...
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    #6  Edited By shotaro

    ditto kush, kotaku annoys me greatly

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    #7  Edited By trulyalive

    Meh. I've played a lot of games (well, not an obscene amount, but a lot nontheless) and I have to say few games I've ever played entertained me as much as Uncharted.
    The problem is that most games with casual clothing let you pick what you wear so if you said "San Andreas" I could easily point out that I wore a suit when I played it =D
    But give it some thought, because I'm waaaay too tired to think of any others >_<;

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    #8  Edited By turboman

    Drake does kinda look like a pornstar when you think about it

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    #9  Edited By The_Dude
    Bo17 said:
    "The overlooked masterpiece of that article is of course:
    " it's the best game ever made about a dude in a T-shirt and jeans."

    Funny, 'cause it's true... ^_^
    "
    *Duke Nukem walks into the room* "come get some"

    He begs to differ...
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    #10  Edited By trulyalive

    ...Well now that you mention it...^_^;

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    #11  Edited By phatkav

    Now I want to buy the game.

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    #12  Edited By AutomaticSnake

    Maybe if Elena had bigger boobs.

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    #13  Edited By velvetelvis
    AutomaticSnake said:
    "Maybe if Elena had bigger boobs.
    "

    please dont make her have "soul caliber" huge boobs....  it would ruin her "normal" look.

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    #14  Edited By pause422

    The day Duke Nukem walks in the room and 'begs to differ' is probably  still a good 10-15 years off, I doubt even then the game will be out :P

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    #15  Edited By Quadrifoglio

    When I think about it, Uncharted is probably the best game I have played that has a dude with a T-shirt in it. :P

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    #16  Edited By lordofultima
    Kush said:
    I hate Kotaku...they are joke in my eyes.
    Kotaku is great. This thread is a joke.
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    #17  Edited By Vaxadrin

    Is it because you only need to play 10 minutes to get everything you will out of it?

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    #18  Edited By get2sammyb
    velvetelvis said:
    "AutomaticSnake said:
    "Maybe if Elena had bigger boobs.
    "

    please dont make her have "soul caliber" huge boobs....  it would ruin her "normal" look.

    "
    Elena's yum. *rolls eyes and leaves*

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