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    Gabe says he'll make all our dreams come true this E3

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    Maajin

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    #1  Edited By Maajin

    Did you guys see this? Some folks at 4chan were, well, 4channing:

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    They sent this e-mail to gaben@valvesoftware.com

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    The next day, presumably Gabe wrote back with this:

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    I can't atest for the truthness of it all, and maybe a really angry intern is taking care of Gabe's e-mail account. If it's really Gabe Newell though, I just hope he doesn't think our favorite thing is a new Day of Defeat or something.

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    #2  Edited By BabyChooChoo

    DOTA 3 (because they fucking can). Portal 3. Left 4 Dead 3. No Half-Life 3 though because he wants to see us suffer.

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    #3  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

    @Maajin said:

    Did you guys see this? Some folks at 4chan were, well, 4channing:

    No Caption Provided

    They sent this e-mail to gaben@valvesoftware.com

    No Caption Provided

    The next day, presumably Gabe wrote back with this:

    No Caption Provided

    I can't atest for the truthness of it all, and maybe a really angry intern is taking care of Gabe's e-mail account. If it's really Gabe Newell though, I just hope he doesn't think our favorite thing is a new Day of Defeat or something.

    Would Gabe waste his time writing back to 4chan 13 year olds?

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    #4  Edited By endaround

    10 foot interface for Steam confirmed! And an announcement that Half Life Episode 3 is in development and scheduled to be released concurrent with DirectX 16

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    #5  Edited By Dany

    Half-Life 3.

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    #6  Edited By Ghostiet

    FUCK YES THEY'LL RELEASE MEET THE PYRO

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    #7  Edited By dtat

    @The_Laughing_Man: Actually he has a history of responding to emails personally. I wouldn't be surprised if that was him.

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    GABE IN A THONG ROLLING AROUND IN AN INFLATABLE POOL OF YELLO JELL-O!

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    Steam 3.

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    #10  Edited By Afroman269

    @Ghostiet said:

    FUCK YES THEY'LL RELEASE MEET THE PYRO
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    #11  Edited By matpaget

    I'm sure he was just fucking with them.

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    #12  Edited By Marz

    Steam for Xbox incoming.

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    #13  Edited By Dingofighter

    Origin will replace Steam? 
    Awesome!

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    #14  Edited By Vexxan

    @MatPaget said:

    I'm sure he was just fucking with them.

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    #15  Edited By Sooty

    Left 4 Dead 3 won't come out before Half-Life 3 / Episode Three. I'm calling it.

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    #16  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

    Oh Gabe baby, all you have to do to make that happen is to pose for nude pictures.

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    #17  Edited By ProfessorEss

    Wait, what? Make all my dreams come true?

    VALVE'S MAKING A SEQUEL TO VIVA PINATA!?! SWEET!!!!

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    #18  Edited By gike987

    @The_Laughing_Man: Gabe often responds to emails. He even say what his email is in the beginning of the Portal 2 developer commentary and tells you that he tries to respond to them.

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    #19  Edited By RazielCuts

    Surely by 'all of your favourite things' he means everything they have outlined in their email, because how else would he know what their favourite things are?

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    #20  Edited By countinhallways

    Final Fantasy 7 remake in the Source engine confirmed.

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    #21  Edited By the8bitNacho

    @Afroman269 said:

    @Ghostiet said:

    FUCK YES THEY'LL RELEASE MEET THE PYRO
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    #22  Edited By BeachThunder

    Valve are making System Shock 3...or maybe just System Shock 2: Episode 1.

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    #23  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    Do we even want HL3 at this point? 
     
    In 2012, nearing the next console's arrival, with games like Battlefield 3 and Witcher 2 on the market (tech/graphics), games like Modern Warfare and Gears of War (shootiness), do we REALLY want a non-iron-sights crowbar-driven shooter looking like LEFT 4 DEAD and loading every 2 minutes like PORTAL 2? 
     
    The only way HL3 would be a decent game today is if Valve created Source 2.0, so, are we expecting that? will Valve do a good job with an all new engine?

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    #24  Edited By AndrewB

    Oh fuck. Black Mesa Source is releasing?!@AhmadMetallic said:

    Do we even want HL3 at this point?

    In 2012, nearing the next console's arrival, with games like Battlefield 3 and Witcher 2 on the market (tech/graphics), games like Modern Warfare and Gears of War (shootiness), do we REALLY want a non-iron-sights crowbar-driven shooter looking like LEFT 4 DEAD and loading every 2 minutes like PORTAL 2? The only way HL3 would be a decent game today is if Valve created Source 2.0, so, are we expecting that? will Valve do a good job with an all new engine?

    Source was fucking amazing for its time. The first engine to really blow minds with the sophistication of physics. It's been long enough now that Valve has had time to code an entirely new engine, and I feel like a big reason Episode 3 never came out is because Valve knew that, for what they wanted to do for that game, their current engine wasn't enough. They've since done some amazing things with Source, but it remains a fairly weak engine compared to its contemporaries.

    New flagship title with brand new engine to coincide with upcoming generation of capable consoles. It's a no-brainer prediction.

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    #25  Edited By EuanDewar

    Stranger danger

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    #26  Edited By Azteck

    DUDE I'M GONNA BE RICH. FUCKING A

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    #27  Edited By samfo

    Maybe i read this wrong, but isn't his tone more like "Even if we DID release everything you wanted... You still wouldn't be happy."

    Rather than "Be happy, because we are going to release everything you want!!!"

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    #28  Edited By jakob187

    @The_Laughing_Man said:

    @Maajin said:

    Did you guys see this? Some folks at 4chan were, well, 4channing:

    No Caption Provided

    They sent this e-mail to gaben@valvesoftware.com

    No Caption Provided

    The next day, presumably Gabe wrote back with this:

    No Caption Provided

    I can't atest for the truthness of it all, and maybe a really angry intern is taking care of Gabe's e-mail account. If it's really Gabe Newell though, I just hope he doesn't think our favorite thing is a new Day of Defeat or something.

    Would Gabe waste his time writing back to 4chan 13 year olds?

    That's kind of the brilliance of Gabe Newell though, isn't it? He totally WOULD do that, just to spite them.

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    #29  Edited By daiphyer

    Team Fortress 3. Calling it.

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    #30  Edited By BoG

    Uh, that doesn't seem like a serious comment. "All of your favorite things" means absolutely nothing. It's a joke. Don't analyze it more than necessary.

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    #31  Edited By ArcadeHero

    I really hope this is a new Three Musketeers game, just to fuck with everyone.

    It has a 3!

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    #32  Edited By Crixaliz

    @RazielCuts: Lol! That video is hilarious!

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    #33  Edited By Maajin

    @AndrewB said:

    Oh fuck. Black Mesa Source is releasing?!@AhmadMetallic said:

    Do we even want HL3 at this point?

    In 2012, nearing the next console's arrival, with games like Battlefield 3 and Witcher 2 on the market (tech/graphics), games like Modern Warfare and Gears of War (shootiness), do we REALLY want a non-iron-sights crowbar-driven shooter looking like LEFT 4 DEAD and loading every 2 minutes like PORTAL 2? The only way HL3 would be a decent game today is if Valve created Source 2.0, so, are we expecting that? will Valve do a good job with an all new engine?

    Source was fucking amazing for its time. The first engine to really blow minds with the sophistication of physics. It's been long enough now that Valve has had time to code an entirely new engine, and I feel like a big reason Episode 3 never came out is because Valve knew that, for what they wanted to do for that game, their current engine wasn't enough. They've since done some amazing things with Source, but it remains a fairly weak engine compared to its contemporaries.

    New flagship title with brand new engine to coincide with upcoming generation of capable consoles. It's a no-brainer prediction.

    Though I really fucking hope that HL3 or Episode 3 doesn't play exactly like CoD.

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    #34  Edited By NekuSakuraba

    I laughed when I read the title because I can imagine Gabe just doing that to fuck with everyone.

    Man, Gabe and Valve are awesome.

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    #35  Edited By Xtrememuffinman

    Pretty sure he's just being a sarcastic dick.

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    #36  Edited By Cincaid
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    #37  Edited By IAmNotBatman

    LOL 4chan.

    OT: If this is real then FUCK YOU GABE!

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    #38  Edited By Alphazero

    You have to admit that the 4chan letter to Gabe makes some salient points. Not to mention, HL3 dickfuck why fruitcake tears sorry episode widecock.

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    #39  Edited By Winternet

    Gabe Newell is going to my maid for a week? Sweet!

    Wait, what? Uhh, nevermind.

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    #40  Edited By FreakAche

    DOTA 2 Episode 1?

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    #41  Edited By bybeach

    @BeachThunder said:

    Valve are making System Shock 3...or maybe just System Shock 2: Episode 1.

    I'm suddenly a happy man. So far I was going with the before mentioned Portal 3 or Steam 3, but this is much better.

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    #42  Edited By SoundChaser

    @The_Laughing_Man said:

    @Maajin said:

    Did you guys see this? Some folks at 4chan were, well, 4channing:

    They sent this e-mail to gaben@valvesoftware.com

    The next day, presumably Gabe wrote back with this:

    I can't atest for the truthness of it all, and maybe a really angry intern is taking care of Gabe's e-mail account. If it's really Gabe Newell though, I just hope he doesn't think our favorite thing is a new Day of Defeat or something.

    Would Gabe waste his time writing back to 4chan 13 year olds?

    He does answer almost all of the mail he gets (which I think is really awesome), but I don't think this one is legit.

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    #43  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

    @SoundChaser said:

    @The_Laughing_Man said:

    @Maajin said:

    Did you guys see this? Some folks at 4chan were, well, 4channing:

    They sent this e-mail to gaben@valvesoftware.com

    The next day, presumably Gabe wrote back with this:

    I can't atest for the truthness of it all, and maybe a really angry intern is taking care of Gabe's e-mail account. If it's really Gabe Newell though, I just hope he doesn't think our favorite thing is a new Day of Defeat or something.

    Would Gabe waste his time writing back to 4chan 13 year olds?

    He does answer almost all of the mail he gets (which I think is really awesome), but I don't think this one is legit.

    Ive been quoted and told this about 5 times now.

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    #44  Edited By Sackmanjones

    I laugh at everyone who thinks this means half life 3 is coming  

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    #45  Edited By phish09

    Oh no...so Gabe is going to come over to my house and try to eat me with a fork and knife?!  How did he even find out about that dream?  God damn Steam monitoring everything!

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    #46  Edited By ch3burashka

    He has a record of replying to fans (even the most foul ones).

    He also knows that this would get around the forums.

    I say he's telling the truth. It's the only thing I can believe in.

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    #47  Edited By Video_Game_King

    You mean Chell on Alyx action?

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    #48  Edited By MikkaQ

    I feel like I had a stroke and couldn't remember how to read after seeing that email.

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    #49  Edited By TyrellOCP

    It's not going to be HL2:Ep3 or HL3.

    Gabe Newel is the greatest troll/cock tease the internet has ever known and long may he wind up fanboys.

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