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Tanya Chalkin's "Kiss" with Chell and Alyx

#1 Posted by Manhattan_Project (1903 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Haven't seen this posted so I thought I would do it. Its pretty dumb but also kinda impressive. 


Because internet. 

I'm curious to see what the GB community thinks of it.
#2 Posted by jking47 (1041 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

I think someone likes valve games wayyyyyyy too much

#3 Posted by Oldirtybearon (3067 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Who is Tanya Chalkin? Also, I like Chell and Alyx, sure, but this feels a little weird.

#4 Posted by N7 (3531 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

#5 Posted by rjayb89 (7554 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

DUDE HOTTTTTT

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#6 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18957 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Alyx so hawt <3

#7 Posted by BeachThunder (8845 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

What would Gordon say about all of this!?

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#8 Posted by SoldierG654342 (1366 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Makes just as much sense as Alyx and Gordon. 

#9 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6233 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Chell's skin is a lot darker than that.

#10 Posted by Keenblaze (468 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

I have the weirdest boner.

#11 Edited by EuanDewar (4016 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

They managed to take two characters designed not to be eye candy but to be independent women and turned them into fap material for scary fanboys. Jesus christ.



Still though, hot.

#12 Posted by S0ndor (2708 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago
@BeachThunder said:
" What would Gordon say about all of this!? "
Boom
#13 Posted by ryanwho (12083 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

creepy
#14 Posted by Gaff (1315 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago
@Keenblaze
I have the weirdest boner.
If it's looking anything like your avatar: I would go see a medical professional.
#15 Edited by ReyGitano (2461 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago
@BeachThunder said:

" What would Gordon say about all of this!? "

That's what she said
#16 Posted by Kyreo (4594 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

I like Chell's mangy wiry hair.  It's all frazzled and tousled.  It's kind of hot.

#17 Posted by Enigma777 (5970 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Meh, unless they are scissoring, I don't give a fuck. 

#18 Posted by fox01313 (4736 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Only a short matter of time (knowing the internet) for this to come out.

#19 Posted by Kyreo (4594 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago
@Enigma777 said:
" Meh, unless they are scissoring, I don't give a fuck.  "
That would also be very hot.
#20 Posted by EthanML (387 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Boner town; population me.

#21 Posted by Manhattan_Project (1903 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago
@Enigma777 said:
" Meh, unless they are scissoring, I don't give a fuck.  "
Just wait for the Valve universe porn parody. 

Just imagine what they could do with the headcrab.
#22 Posted by AlexW00d (5428 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

It's a pretty good adaptation/drawing/homage what have you, but it is pretty damn creepy.

#23 Posted by billnyethesciencepie (1330 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago
@Manhattan_Project:  mind blown
#24 Posted by Toms115 (2313 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago
@EthanML said:
" Boner town; population me. "
that sounds gayer than you think it does
#25 Posted by phrosnite (3377 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

I remember KISS( I wish I didn't)... what happened to those gals?

#26 Posted by p_p_o_d (539 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago
@BeachThunder said:
" What would Gordon say about all of this!? "
best post I have read in quite a while.



#27 Posted by Gamer_152 (13243 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

In terms of artistic skill it's actually pretty damn good.

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#28 Posted by Pibo47 (3165 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

This is weird man. But those chicks are pretty hot.

#29 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3500 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago
@Enigma777 said:
" Meh, unless they are scissoring, I don't give a fuck.  "
I'm sure the Gary's Mod community has it taken care of.
#30 Posted by Beforet (2629 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

I am impressed by the skill of the artist.

#31 Posted by TooWalrus (11800 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

It'd be cool if Chell looked a little more like the Chell I see every day on my desktop background.

#32 Posted by FluxWaveZ (17845 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

This is pretty stupid.

#33 Posted by Getz (2893 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago
@BeachThunder said:
" What would Gordon say about all of this!? "
absolutely nothing.
#34 Posted by ajamafalous (10588 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

:\

#35 Posted by roc_553 (190 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

I'll be in my bunk.

#36 Posted by TeflonBilly (4722 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Now I want one with Gordon and G-man.


WAIT!

Gordon and a Vortigaunt.
#37 Posted by Manhattan_Project (1903 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago
@TeflonBilly said:
" Now I want one with Gordon and G-man.

WAIT!

Gordon and a Vortigaunt.
"
Somebody photoshop this!!
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