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    Tanya Chalkin's "Kiss" with Chell and Alyx

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    #1  Edited By manhattan_project

    Haven't seen this posted so I thought I would do it. Its pretty dumb but also kinda impressive. 


    Because internet. 
    Because internet. 

    I'm curious to see what the GB community thinks of it.
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    #2  Edited By jking47

    I think someone likes valve games wayyyyyyy too much

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    #3  Edited By Oldirtybearon

    Who is Tanya Chalkin? Also, I like Chell and Alyx, sure, but this feels a little weird.

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    #4  Edited By N7

    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

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    #5  Edited By rjayb89

    DUDE HOTTTTTT

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    #6  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    Alyx so hawt <3

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    #7  Edited By BeachThunder

    What would Gordon say about all of this!?

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    #8  Edited By soldierg654342

    Makes just as much sense as Alyx and Gordon. 

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    #9  Edited By LordXavierBritish

    Chell's skin is a lot darker than that.

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    #10  Edited By deactivated-5f8b49bb7fea7

    I have the weirdest boner.

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    #11  Edited By EuanDewar

    They managed to take two characters designed not to be eye candy but to be independent women and turned them into fap material for scary fanboys. Jesus christ.



    Still though, hot.

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    #12  Edited By deactivated-6418ef3727cdd
    @BeachThunder said:
    " What would Gordon say about all of this!? "
    Boom
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    #13  Edited By ryanwho

    creepy
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    #14  Edited By Gaff
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    I have the weirdest boner.
    If it's looking anything like your avatar: I would go see a medical professional.
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    #15  Edited By ReyGitano
    @BeachThunder said:

    " What would Gordon say about all of this!? "

    That's what she said
    That's what she said
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    #16  Edited By Kyreo

    I like Chell's mangy wiry hair.  It's all frazzled and tousled.  It's kind of hot.

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    #17  Edited By Enigma777

    Meh, unless they are scissoring, I don't give a fuck. 

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    #18  Edited By fox01313

    Only a short matter of time (knowing the internet) for this to come out.

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    #19  Edited By Kyreo
    @Enigma777 said:
    " Meh, unless they are scissoring, I don't give a fuck.  "
    That would also be very hot.
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    #20  Edited By EthanML

    Boner town; population me.

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    #21  Edited By manhattan_project
    @Enigma777 said:
    " Meh, unless they are scissoring, I don't give a fuck.  "
    Just wait for the Valve universe porn parody. 

    Just imagine what they could do with the headcrab.
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    #22  Edited By AlexW00d

    It's a pretty good adaptation/drawing/homage what have you, but it is pretty damn creepy.

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    #24  Edited By time allen
    @EthanML said:
    " Boner town; population me. "
    that sounds gayer than you think it does
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    #25  Edited By phrosnite

    I remember KISS( I wish I didn't)... what happened to those gals?

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    #26  Edited By p_p_o_d
    @BeachThunder said:
    " What would Gordon say about all of this!? "
    best post I have read in quite a while.



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    #27  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    In terms of artistic skill it's actually pretty damn good.

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    #28  Edited By Pibo47

    This is weird man. But those chicks are pretty hot.

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    #29  Edited By Origina1Penguin
    @Enigma777 said:
    " Meh, unless they are scissoring, I don't give a fuck.  "
    I'm sure the Gary's Mod community has it taken care of.
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    #30  Edited By beforet

    I am impressed by the skill of the artist.

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    #31  Edited By toowalrus

    It'd be cool if Chell looked a little more like the Chell I see every day on my desktop background.

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    #32  Edited By FluxWaveZ

    This is pretty stupid.

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    #33  Edited By Getz
    @BeachThunder said:
    " What would Gordon say about all of this!? "
    absolutely nothing.
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    #34  Edited By ajamafalous

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    #35  Edited By roc_553

    I'll be in my bunk.

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    #36  Edited By deactivated-5d7bd9e4bef30

    Now I want one with Gordon and G-man.


    WAIT!

    Gordon and a Vortigaunt.
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    #37  Edited By manhattan_project
    @TeflonBilly said:
    " Now I want one with Gordon and G-man.

    WAIT!

    Gordon and a Vortigaunt.
    "
    Somebody photoshop this!!
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