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Are vampires dumb?

Topic started by Dewmocracy on April 3, 2009. Last post by AuthenticM 4 months, 1 week ago.
Post by Dewmocracy (68 posts)

Poll: Are vampires dumb?

  • Yes, Vampires are dumb
  • No, Vampires are awesome
Post by Dewmocracy (68 posts) See mini bio

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I overheard some college girls talking about these Twilight movies. Made me shutter. Vampires are dumb.


Post by SathingtonWaltz (556 posts) See mini bio
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Twilight destroyed my interest in Vampires.


Post by Vinchenzo (3,837 posts) See mini bio
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30 Days of Night seemed like a pretty competent Vampire movie. Maybe watch that? Twilight is the worst example.


Post by inkeiren (651 posts) See mini bio

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A clear definition of what a "vampire" is no longer exists. When people write stories used in any medium nowadays, many characteristics of what is a traditional "vampire" have been removed or replaced with other supernatural elements. Because of this, I don't think blanket statements about vampires being "dumb" or not can be correct.

Sorry if that comes off as pretentious.


Post by End_Boss (1,915 posts) See mini bio

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Twilight was just the icing on the cake, folks. Vampires have been on a downhill slide for a looong time.


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Chaste mormon vampire parables aside, I think vampires can be pretty sweet. Loved them in Morrowind.


Post by RHCPfan24 (6,262 posts) See mini bio
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I recently saw the movie, "Shadow of the Vampire" and I know the director (E. Elias Merhige) very well, and it gives a good look at the "truth" of vampires. William Dafoe was brilliant in it, and he portrayed vampires to be smart, though a bit dimwitted at times, but always determined to get blood. I would count that as smart, or at least hardy.


Post by WilliamRLBaker (2,517 posts) See mini bio
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I think it really depends on the movie and or game.

Vampires and other creatures in the legacy of kain series=awesome
Most movie vampires=suck

I get sick of vampires that all of a sudden as soon as they become vampires have super abbilities, or have a extreme shift in perosnality...ect
Vampires should be the same in the outset as you put them so in the end if you continuely keep vampires the same in your canon then im fine with it even when its sucky vampires like in the movies...ect
But don't change your canon to fit the audiance.


Post by BiffMcBlumpkin (2,465 posts) See mini bio

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Dewmocracy said:
"I overheard some college girls talking about these Twilight movies."

It's a good thing they didn't spot you in those bushes.


Post by WilliamRLBaker (2,517 posts) See mini bio
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Oh and i must add Anne rice sucks as a writer solely for the fact she makes lots of gay vampires gay for pretty much no reason at all, Shes obessed with gay men.


Post by BiffMcBlumpkin (2,465 posts) See mini bio

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Gay Vampires are born gay you fucking bigot.


Post by NukeGoBoom (355 posts) See mini bio

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Vampires are supposed to be smart in concept originally.
30 Days of night snowballed them bieing retards.Also Twillight isnt a vampire movie.Thats like saying Miley Cyrus is a musician.


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BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"Gay Vampires are born gay you fucking bigot."
actually i've read anne rices books and quite a few of the gay vampires weren't that way in their living life, they had a personallity shift that to cope with the idea of never dieing, and never going to hell that told them being gay was okay.


Post by Twilight (1,119 posts) See mini bio

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I haven't met a real Vampire before so I can't tell.


Post by BiffMcBlumpkin (2,465 posts) See mini bio

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WilliamRLBaker said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"Gay Vampires are born gay you fucking bigot."
actually i've read anne rices books and quite a few of the gay vampires weren't that way in real life, they had a personallity shift that to cope with the idea of never dieing, and never going to hell that told them being gay was okay."

Whatever bro, I'm just saying you don't choose to be gay anymore than you choose to be a Vampire.


Post by WilliamRLBaker (2,517 posts) See mini bio
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BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"WilliamRLBaker said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"Gay Vampires are born gay you fucking bigot."
actually i've read anne rices books and quite a few of the gay vampires weren't that way in real life, they had a personallity shift that to cope with the idea of never dieing, and never going to hell that told them being gay was okay."
Whatever bro, I'm just saying you don't choose to be gay anymore than you choose to be a Vampire."
We'll sorry to say i disagree that you don't choose to be gay, as for that your wrong about the vampire thing as well quite a few of anne rices characters and vampires in general sought out vampires to become a vampire.


Post by BiffMcBlumpkin (2,465 posts) See mini bio

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WilliamRLBaker said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"WilliamRLBaker said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"Gay Vampires are born gay you fucking bigot."
actually i've read anne rices books and quite a few of the gay vampires weren't that way in real life, they had a personallity shift that to cope with the idea of never dieing, and never going to hell that told them being gay was okay."
Whatever bro, I'm just saying you don't choose to be gay anymore than you choose to be a Vampire."
We'll sorry to say i disagree that you don't choose to be gay, as for that your wrong about the vampire thing as well quite a few of anne rices characters and vampires in general sought out vampires to become a vampire."
I feel you, I'm just saying if two fruits or two Vampires want to marry eachother we shouldn't make it our business to stop them.


Post by OmegaPirate (2,919 posts) See mini bio
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If people aren't born gay how do you explain the voice?


Post by BiggerBomb (5,747 posts) See mini bio

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Twilight is dumb, sure. But if you think vampires are dumb, go jump off a bridge.


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Yes vampires are dumb. Any chance they ever had of being told in a good way has gone out the window a hundred times by now, and since atm vampires and Twilight are so closely linked they're forever going to be retarded.


Post by Captain_Fookup (1,473 posts) See mini bio
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Twilight is garbage, they're already planning on releasing a series of turds based on these books. The movie studio is filming in British Columbia right now for the sequel near where I grew up, I should go back to kill everyone who has a part in this cancer of the cinema. If you don't like Vampires due to said turd movie, please watch the first season of True Blood, it's great.


Post by Geno (935 posts) See mini bio
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SathingtonWaltz said:
"Twilight destroyed my interest in Vampires. "
Same here. But then I saw Underworld again and they redeemed themselves.


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Vampires are dumb as nuts. The original canon ones are fags and the monster ones are just like vicious zombies.


Post by Arkthemaniac (5,584 posts) See mini bio

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Vampires aren't dumb.

They are fucking stupid as shit, though.


Post by Illmatic (723 posts) See mini bio
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Twilight has warped the preteen mind of how truly terrifying a vampire can be. Instead, we get the cast of a generic CW drama with fangs and sparkly skin. Hooray.

On the other side, other adaptations of vampires are pretty cool. I liked the I Am Legend Vamps, the Morrowind Vamps always properly scared me partly due to the terrible vampirism disease which I eventually got anyway, and my guilty pleasure, Supernatural, has some pretty nice vampires.


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Illmatic said:
"Twilight has warped the preteen mind of how truly terrifying a vampire can be. Instead, we get the cast of a generic CW drama with fangs and sparkly skin. Hooray."
When were vampires 'truly terrifying'?


Post by Arkthemaniac (5,584 posts) See mini bio

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Okay, this is what vampires need to be cool:

A) No makeup.
B) No accents. They aren't even distinguishable. They're just accents.
C) Less love interest in humans.
D) Less leather.
E) Less focus on their blood needs.
F) More focus on their immortality.
G) Clint Eastwood or Bruce Campbell portraying one in something.

Then, maybe I'll think differently of vampires in the cinematic sense.


Post by LackLuster (171 posts) See mini bio
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True Blood and Let The Right One In Redeemed them after Twilight


Post by Illmatic (723 posts) See mini bio
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HandsomeDead said:
"Illmatic said:
"Twilight has warped the preteen mind of how truly terrifying a vampire can be. Instead, we get the cast of a generic CW drama with fangs and sparkly skin. Hooray."
When were vampires 'truly terrifying'?"
Granted, they're not as scary as zombies and werewolves, but they have their moments. I remember seeing an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark as a kid and getting utterly terrified of a vampire/black and white movie episode and they've creeped me out ever since. Plus, the neck's pretty high up on my worst places to get bitten list.





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