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A New Girl Fight Trailer Reminds Us That Girl Fight Somehow Still Exists

"There is a special place in Hell for women who don't powerbomb other women." -- Madeleine Brawlbright

Sep. 5 2013

Posted by: Alex

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Girl Fight

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Gross.

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This game looks bad in so many ways.

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The best caption.

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This is some previous level bullshit.

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Looks like a generic only girls Dead or Alive imitation. That cover art though, what the hell is up with that lesbian porno looking thing? Someone actually sat down and approved that. Granted, they also approved the name Girl Fight, so I guess I can't expect too much.

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Hey I've never done a fighting game w/girls before. Maybe this is a good time for me!

Naw, I'd suck, I've never done fighting games at all, and despite the themes of some (that at best just would make me laugh), I know the genre can require a skill set I don't have.

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UFGT mystery game fodder.

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Soo... a more overt and most likely shittier Dead or Alive?

Also, Warchild? Will we see her abusive boyfriend, Shaun?

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It's rare that I feel grossly disrespected by something that is intended to cater to me.

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From the makers of "Your PC Childhood"

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Super Dumb. In a bad way.

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EVO 2014!

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@damodar said:

UFGT mystery game fodder.

Yeah, that's probably the only context in which this game could be fun or interesting.

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This game is not Rumble Roses 3, and therefore I shan't be buying it.

Good day, sirrah.

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This looks no more offensive than just about any other fighting game made in the last five years. I'll save my outrage for terrible gameplay if it comes to that.

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This looks like it means to directly compete with Dead or Alive, except Girl Fight seems to be playable and fun.

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This is obviously a game for women, there are no male characters for guys to identify with.

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This looks no more offensive than just about any other fighting game made in the last five years. I'll save my outrage for terrible gameplay if it comes to that.

how can you be serious? the entire game is positioned as being predatory. even dead or alive 5 has a ridiculous hook detached from its lecherous visuals

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I wish they might put up some interesting stuff rather than posting these shitty game trailers no one cares about just to relish in some PC smugness.

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Did they forget the trailer audio, so Drew just added in a royalty free song?

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How does Kung Fu Factory keep managing to trick companies into letting them develop these bad fighting games?

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Partial Nudity, Sexual Themes, Blood, this my jam right hur.

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This is not girl fighting, I saw zero amount of hair pulling!

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This looks identical to Dead or Alive, except less confused about what it's selling.

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Did they forget the trailer audio, so Drew just added in a royalty free song?

Drew doesn't do everything on this site, ya know.

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@posh said:

@banzaibandito said:

This looks no more offensive than just about any other fighting game made in the last five years. I'll save my outrage for terrible gameplay if it comes to that.

how can you be serious? the entire game is positioned as being predatory. even dead or alive 5 has a ridiculous hook detached from its lecherous visuals

Just add macho, muscly, etc in place of every female oriented word, change the female models to male and name it Dude-Fight. Everything's better now?

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At what point in development did they realize their game was shit and decided to replace every character with scantily clad women to get anyone to care?

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ouch.
Seing that MICRO PROSE logo hurt a bit...

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@posh said:

@banzaibandito said:

This looks no more offensive than just about any other fighting game made in the last five years. I'll save my outrage for terrible gameplay if it comes to that.

how can you be serious? the entire game is positioned as being predatory. even dead or alive 5 has a ridiculous hook detached from its lecherous visuals

Is the game going to lurch out my console, stalk around my house, and eat my family? Damn, how can anyone survive in a society where even our digital entertainment has the power to consume us body and soul?

Anyway, I'll still wait on gameplay.

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This game isn't even any good at being offensive. Just trash all around.

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@posh said:

@banzaibandito said:

This looks no more offensive than just about any other fighting game made in the last five years. I'll save my outrage for terrible gameplay if it comes to that.

how can you be serious? the entire game is positioned as being predatory. even dead or alive 5 has a ridiculous hook detached from its lecherous visuals

Just add macho, muscly, etc in place of every female oriented word, change the female models to male and name it Dude-Fight. Everything's better now?

I would so ironically buy a game called dude fight.

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@posh:

Man that link is pretty interesting. The pictures have great markup text on hover: "arm bar","tron wall","NinjaMilitary copy".

And you would think that training in lost planet would pull focus to the right area in "GenericPsyche copy" but damn some shit is still gross.

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Just add macho, muscly, etc in place of every female oriented word, change the female models to male and name it Dude-Fight. Everything's better now?

Depends, you gonna put them in fetishized gear, and make a game cover where they're sweatily touching each other while leaning in for a kiss?

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@patrickklepek said:

This game isn't even any good at being offensive. Just trash all around.

Yeah, I think a better word for it is just embarrassing.

I'd be embarrassed if I owned it and showed it to someone, I'd be embarrassed if I made games and had this as a peer/competitor, and I'm already embarrassed for its developers.

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Yeah, this is beyond offensive. Anyone buying this really needs to re-examine their life, I think. Apart from the fact that it looks terrible, the characters are violently sexualised in way that other games just don't go near. If I ever played something like Catherine or Lollipop Chainsaw, I would expect my wife to roll her eyes, but if she saw me playing this, I wouldn't blame her for packing bags.

But, this is the problem with all media - for every Uncharted 2, there's a Girl Fight. For every Lincoln, there's a Human Caterpillar.

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But, this is the problem with all media - for every Uncharted 2, there's a Girl Fight. For every Lincoln, there's a Human Caterpillar.

I would total watch that movie, but I'm pretty sure you meant to say Human Centipede

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They already made this game, It was called Rumble Roses and it was kind of...............really bad.

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Somewhere out there there is a person with a fetish of girls beating the shit out of each other masturebating to this.

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Less voyeuristic than DOA. Still shitty.

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@luddite said:

It's rare that I feel grossly disrespected by something that is intended to cater to me.

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The animations, hits, everything, reminds me of the old Virtual Fighter arcade game.

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@yodasdarkside said:

But, this is the problem with all media - for every Uncharted 2, there's a Girl Fight. For every Lincoln, there's a Human Caterpillar.

I would total watch that movie, but I'm pretty sure you meant to say Human Centipede

Maybe he wasn't talking about the movies but the actual president and an actual human caterpillar. How would you know? (though, if so, the comparison kind of breaks)

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Microprose!? No Way!

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I like girly fighters because they are dumb, but this seems too "western". 2lewd!

A girly fighter should be about cute girls doing cute things, like in Arcana Heart, Variable Geo or Koihime Musou... A magical and pure experience!

Dead or Alive is obviously the best fighting game, because it has graphics and realism and while that is known for it's female cast, it's not an all-girl fighter.

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Girls can't be sexy, you guys! Its forbidden!

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It looks better than Catfight, anyway.

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Historically accurate midriffs.

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I could beat off-er-beat this game easily I figure...