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Posted by Hosstile17

Gross.

Posted by cjdunn

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Posted by crow13

This game looks bad in so many ways.

Posted by csl316

The best caption.

Posted by BrianP

This is some previous level bullshit.

Posted by Pezen

Looks like a generic only girls Dead or Alive imitation. That cover art though, what the hell is up with that lesbian porno looking thing? Someone actually sat down and approved that. Granted, they also approved the name Girl Fight, so I guess I can't expect too much.

Posted by bybeach

Hey I've never done a fighting game w/girls before. Maybe this is a good time for me!

Naw, I'd suck, I've never done fighting games at all, and despite the themes of some (that at best just would make me laugh), I know the genre can require a skill set I don't have.

Posted by Damodar

UFGT mystery game fodder.

Edited by paulunga

Soo... a more overt and most likely shittier Dead or Alive?

Also, Warchild? Will we see her abusive boyfriend, Shaun?

Posted by Luddite

It's rare that I feel grossly disrespected by something that is intended to cater to me.

Posted by Sen0r_Awes0me

From the makers of "Your PC Childhood"

Posted by WesleyWyndam

Super Dumb. In a bad way.

Edited by phatcat

EVO 2014!

Edited by MoonwalkSA

@damodar said:

UFGT mystery game fodder.

Yeah, that's probably the only context in which this game could be fun or interesting.

Posted by ateatree

This game is not Rumble Roses 3, and therefore I shan't be buying it.

Good day, sirrah.

Edited by BanzaiBandito

This looks no more offensive than just about any other fighting game made in the last five years. I'll save my outrage for terrible gameplay if it comes to that.

Posted by PerfidiousSinn

This looks like it means to directly compete with Dead or Alive, except Girl Fight seems to be playable and fun.

Posted by alibson

This is obviously a game for women, there are no male characters for guys to identify with.

Posted by posh

This looks no more offensive than just about any other fighting game made in the last five years. I'll save my outrage for terrible gameplay if it comes to that.

how can you be serious? the entire game is positioned as being predatory. even dead or alive 5 has a ridiculous hook detached from its lecherous visuals

Posted by joshwent

I wish they might put up some interesting stuff rather than posting these shitty game trailers no one cares about just to relish in some PC smugness.

Posted by Besetment

Did they forget the trailer audio, so Drew just added in a royalty free song?

Posted by iAmJohn

How does Kung Fu Factory keep managing to trick companies into letting them develop these bad fighting games?

Posted by cikame

Partial Nudity, Sexual Themes, Blood, this my jam right hur.

Edited by Nictel

This is not girl fighting, I saw zero amount of hair pulling!

Posted by Veektarius

This looks identical to Dead or Alive, except less confused about what it's selling.

Posted by EveretteScott

Did they forget the trailer audio, so Drew just added in a royalty free song?

Drew doesn't do everything on this site, ya know.

Edited by EveretteScott

@posh said:

@banzaibandito said:

This looks no more offensive than just about any other fighting game made in the last five years. I'll save my outrage for terrible gameplay if it comes to that.

how can you be serious? the entire game is positioned as being predatory. even dead or alive 5 has a ridiculous hook detached from its lecherous visuals

Just add macho, muscly, etc in place of every female oriented word, change the female models to male and name it Dude-Fight. Everything's better now?

Posted by Christoffer

At what point in development did they realize their game was shit and decided to replace every character with scantily clad women to get anyone to care?

Posted by LAecpEFMI

ouch.
Seing that MICRO PROSE logo hurt a bit...

Edited by BanzaiBandito

@posh said:

@banzaibandito said:

This looks no more offensive than just about any other fighting game made in the last five years. I'll save my outrage for terrible gameplay if it comes to that.

how can you be serious? the entire game is positioned as being predatory. even dead or alive 5 has a ridiculous hook detached from its lecherous visuals

Is the game going to lurch out my console, stalk around my house, and eat my family? Damn, how can anyone survive in a society where even our digital entertainment has the power to consume us body and soul?

Anyway, I'll still wait on gameplay.

Edited by patrickklepek

This game isn't even any good at being offensive. Just trash all around.

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Edited by kdrudy
Posted by Animasta

@posh said:

@banzaibandito said:

This looks no more offensive than just about any other fighting game made in the last five years. I'll save my outrage for terrible gameplay if it comes to that.

how can you be serious? the entire game is positioned as being predatory. even dead or alive 5 has a ridiculous hook detached from its lecherous visuals

Just add macho, muscly, etc in place of every female oriented word, change the female models to male and name it Dude-Fight. Everything's better now?

I would so ironically buy a game called dude fight.

Edited by ValJean9430

@posh:

Man that link is pretty interesting. The pictures have great markup text on hover: "arm bar","tron wall","NinjaMilitary copy".

And you would think that training in lost planet would pull focus to the right area in "GenericPsyche copy" but damn some shit is still gross.

Posted by Luddite

Just add macho, muscly, etc in place of every female oriented word, change the female models to male and name it Dude-Fight. Everything's better now?

Depends, you gonna put them in fetishized gear, and make a game cover where they're sweatily touching each other while leaning in for a kiss?

Edited by MoonwalkSA

@patrickklepek said:

This game isn't even any good at being offensive. Just trash all around.

Yeah, I think a better word for it is just embarrassing.

I'd be embarrassed if I owned it and showed it to someone, I'd be embarrassed if I made games and had this as a peer/competitor, and I'm already embarrassed for its developers.

Posted by Yodasdarkside

Yeah, this is beyond offensive. Anyone buying this really needs to re-examine their life, I think. Apart from the fact that it looks terrible, the characters are violently sexualised in way that other games just don't go near. If I ever played something like Catherine or Lollipop Chainsaw, I would expect my wife to roll her eyes, but if she saw me playing this, I wouldn't blame her for packing bags.

But, this is the problem with all media - for every Uncharted 2, there's a Girl Fight. For every Lincoln, there's a Human Caterpillar.

Posted by MildMolasses

But, this is the problem with all media - for every Uncharted 2, there's a Girl Fight. For every Lincoln, there's a Human Caterpillar.

I would total watch that movie, but I'm pretty sure you meant to say Human Centipede

Posted by Moondoggy905

They already made this game, It was called Rumble Roses and it was kind of...............really bad.

Edited by Mr_Skeleton

Somewhere out there there is a person with a fetish of girls beating the shit out of each other masturebating to this.

Edited by enemymouse

Less voyeuristic than DOA. Still shitty.

Posted by jasonefmonk

@luddite said:

It's rare that I feel grossly disrespected by something that is intended to cater to me.

Posted by TyCobb

The animations, hits, everything, reminds me of the old Virtual Fighter arcade game.

Posted by Christoffer

@yodasdarkside said:

But, this is the problem with all media - for every Uncharted 2, there's a Girl Fight. For every Lincoln, there's a Human Caterpillar.

I would total watch that movie, but I'm pretty sure you meant to say Human Centipede

Maybe he wasn't talking about the movies but the actual president and an actual human caterpillar. How would you know? (though, if so, the comparison kind of breaks)

Edited by deltaalphabravo

Microprose!? No Way!

Edited by DarkbeatDK

I like girly fighters because they are dumb, but this seems too "western". 2lewd!

A girly fighter should be about cute girls doing cute things, like in Arcana Heart, Variable Geo or Koihime Musou... A magical and pure experience!

Dead or Alive is obviously the best fighting game, because it has graphics and realism and while that is known for it's female cast, it's not an all-girl fighter.

Posted by Wilshere

Girls can't be sexy, you guys! Its forbidden!

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Posted by Hailinel

It looks better than Catfight, anyway.

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Posted by Spiritof

Historically accurate midriffs.

Edited by iragequit

I could beat off-er-beat this game easily I figure...

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