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Posted by crcruz3

Well, well.

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Edited by MooseyMcMan

I'm a monster.

Also, I don't own a Vita.

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Posted by ENDLINE1977

Well, that was ridiculous.

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Posted by DeadeyeMcCoy

Fact: Everyone is morally obliged to purchase this video game.

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Posted by BroadwayMonkey

I think... I need a shower beer now.

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Posted by FoolishChaos

I might try that

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Posted by Joeku

I think I might actually try that tip.

Also, Ziggurat is goddamn amazing.

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Posted by KaiUnderneath

This is definitely the funniest trailer for a game that I've ever seen...makes me wish I had a Vita.

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Edited by CaLe

I tried to buy it and couldn't find it. I hate that there is no way to see what games are like while browsing through them on the Vita. I don't buy anything because they don't show me what the bloody thing looks like.

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Edited by MeatSim

I also want to see Japanese SportsCenter.

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Posted by Greenshoes

Tim Rogers: The greatest stream of thought writer on the internet.

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Edited by paulunga

No thanks. Also, I have the same protein powder. Weird.

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Posted by Spoonman671

That is a seriously hot tip at the end of the video. How did I never think of that?

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Posted by 2kings

I have done shower beer, it's like being homeless but not. Very liberating.

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Posted by Bribo

Finally, video games has it's own Michael Cera.

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Edited by melting_window

Maybe if he released it on a platform that had an actual user base, he could make more money.

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Posted by DeathByWaffle

If I had a Vita, I'd buy this right away

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Posted by Cybexx

"Doctors hate him!" ha.

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Posted by noizy

Low depth of field :|

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Posted by GalacticPunt

I tested shower beer way back in college. It is quite relaxing and liberating.

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Edited by straightLOLLING

wow that was hilarious; i dont own a vita but this guy should quit games and do comedy because that made me fucking die

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Edited by Daneian

I really like Tim Rogers.

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Edited by RuthLoose

Little known fact: this trailer was originally a 16,000 word essay featured on Kotaku.com.

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Posted by BlackLagoon

@cale: It's a PlayStation Mobile game, which is only available in the US and the larger European countries. If you do, you should find it in the PSN store on the Vita under the PlayStation Mobile tab.

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Posted by AshH

okay, quick note, it's not a Vita game. It's a Playstation Mobile game which I think includes the original PSP (I'm guessing here) and some Android phones.

Still not exactly great, but at least I'll be able to play it without a Vita.

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Posted by RuthLoose

I tested shower beer way back in college. It is quite relaxing and liberating.

Until you lose your grip and cut open your feet and have to crawl to your cell phone yelling Die Hard obscenities while dialing your emergency service number.

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Posted by megalowho

That *is* a good tip. Purchased.

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Posted by Homelessbird

Tim Rogers is a genius, or maybe an idiot, or maybe an idiot savant.

In any case, if you hatelove him on Kotaku, you should check out his site (the repeatedly mentioned but rarely visited actionbutton.net). It's full of reviews in his trademark style, by which I mean they're 50 page digressions that may be more than half about rock and roll or jeans.

I wish more people in the industry wrote like him.

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Posted by RetroVirus

Ok, that decides it, I will try shower beer tomorrow.

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Posted by perfectlizardwizard

Tim Rogers just at all appearing up in GiantBomb space is enough to get me giddy. <3

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Posted by kaos_cracker

That was pretty amazing

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Edited by GalacticPunt

@galacticpunt said:

I tested shower beer way back in college. It is quite relaxing and liberating.

Until you lose your grip and cut open your feet and have to crawl to your cell phone yelling Die Hard obscenities while dialing your emergency service number.

You say that like it's a bad thing!

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Edited by Whiteycar

I feel if he got a cut from the alcohol sales spurred from the video he'd make more than the game.

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Edited by jaks

Would pay $3 for that just based on this awesome video but I don't even know someone that may know someone that has a Vita.

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Posted by PXAbstraction

I honestly don't know if I'd care for this video game but that trailer was so awesome, I might have to spend the $3 on my Vita just to support it.

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Posted by TonkyDongo

I'm going to buy it. Great video.

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Posted by HerbieBug

Alright.

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Edited by KillNGer

He's like 50% Michael Cera, 50% Sam Rockwell and 50% Rivers Cuomo. Sometimes 150% of people makes one whole, you're gonna find out what I mean about that later...

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Posted by Bumpton

@galacticpunt said:

I tested shower beer way back in college. It is quite relaxing and liberating.

Until you lose your grip and cut open your feet and have to crawl to your cell phone yelling Die Hard obscenities while dialing your emergency service number.

That's why you only drink cans in the shower. Safety first!

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Posted by mosespippy

Well fuck, my PSN wallet has $2.94 in it. :(

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Edited by turboman

I don't have PSVita.... where can I donate money?

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Edited by Itwastuesday

when did tim rogers get cool??? says guy with gundam avatar on video game website

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Edited by Milkman

The tweets are my favorite part.

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Edited by tuesdaythe5th

It's true!!! Shower beers are RAD!

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Posted by civid

I'm the greatest monster of all, and even I need to buy a Vita now... at some point... propaply never

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Posted by Epidehl

Hmmm.... I'm gonna have a train trip next weekend and needed something to play. I think my decision has been made.

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Posted by papercut

I've had ice cream in the shower before. It's freakin weird.

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Posted by TruthTellah

I would buy this.

But I don't have a Vita. And I don't currently have plans to acquire one any time soon.

Regardless, it is an amusing video, and I hope it sells well for him.

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Edited by TheLastOtaku

I'm buying his game just because his video was awesome. It helps that the game looks pretty fun.

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Posted by Brake

Oh, I remember that guy from really long rambling articles. Sure, I'll buy your thing. Just put it on iOS.