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After Watching This, You'll Have to Buy Ten By Eight

You're not a monster, are you? Make sure you stay until the end.

Jul. 31 2013

Posted by: Patrick

In This Episode:

Ten by Eight

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Well, well.

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I'm a monster.

Also, I don't own a Vita.

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Well, that was ridiculous.

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Fact: Everyone is morally obliged to purchase this video game.

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I think... I need a shower beer now.

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I might try that

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I think I might actually try that tip.

Also, Ziggurat is goddamn amazing.

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This is definitely the funniest trailer for a game that I've ever seen...makes me wish I had a Vita.

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I tried to buy it and couldn't find it. I hate that there is no way to see what games are like while browsing through them on the Vita. I don't buy anything because they don't show me what the bloody thing looks like.

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I also want to see Japanese SportsCenter.

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Tim Rogers: The greatest stream of thought writer on the internet.

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No thanks. Also, I have the same protein powder. Weird.

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That is a seriously hot tip at the end of the video. How did I never think of that?

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I have done shower beer, it's like being homeless but not. Very liberating.

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Finally, video games has it's own Michael Cera.

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Maybe if he released it on a platform that had an actual user base, he could make more money.

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If I had a Vita, I'd buy this right away

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"Doctors hate him!" ha.

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Low depth of field :|

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I tested shower beer way back in college. It is quite relaxing and liberating.

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wow that was hilarious; i dont own a vita but this guy should quit games and do comedy because that made me fucking die

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I really like Tim Rogers.

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Little known fact: this trailer was originally a 16,000 word essay featured on Kotaku.com.

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@cale: It's a PlayStation Mobile game, which is only available in the US and the larger European countries. If you do, you should find it in the PSN store on the Vita under the PlayStation Mobile tab.

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okay, quick note, it's not a Vita game. It's a Playstation Mobile game which I think includes the original PSP (I'm guessing here) and some Android phones.

Still not exactly great, but at least I'll be able to play it without a Vita.

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I tested shower beer way back in college. It is quite relaxing and liberating.

Until you lose your grip and cut open your feet and have to crawl to your cell phone yelling Die Hard obscenities while dialing your emergency service number.

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That *is* a good tip. Purchased.

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Tim Rogers is a genius, or maybe an idiot, or maybe an idiot savant.

In any case, if you hatelove him on Kotaku, you should check out his site (the repeatedly mentioned but rarely visited actionbutton.net). It's full of reviews in his trademark style, by which I mean they're 50 page digressions that may be more than half about rock and roll or jeans.

I wish more people in the industry wrote like him.

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Ok, that decides it, I will try shower beer tomorrow.

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Tim Rogers just at all appearing up in GiantBomb space is enough to get me giddy. <3

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That was pretty amazing

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@galacticpunt said:

I tested shower beer way back in college. It is quite relaxing and liberating.

Until you lose your grip and cut open your feet and have to crawl to your cell phone yelling Die Hard obscenities while dialing your emergency service number.

You say that like it's a bad thing!

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I feel if he got a cut from the alcohol sales spurred from the video he'd make more than the game.

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Would pay $3 for that just based on this awesome video but I don't even know someone that may know someone that has a Vita.

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I honestly don't know if I'd care for this video game but that trailer was so awesome, I might have to spend the $3 on my Vita just to support it.

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I'm going to buy it. Great video.

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Alright.

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He's like 50% Michael Cera, 50% Sam Rockwell and 50% Rivers Cuomo. Sometimes 150% of people makes one whole, you're gonna find out what I mean about that later...

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@galacticpunt said:

I tested shower beer way back in college. It is quite relaxing and liberating.

Until you lose your grip and cut open your feet and have to crawl to your cell phone yelling Die Hard obscenities while dialing your emergency service number.

That's why you only drink cans in the shower. Safety first!

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Well fuck, my PSN wallet has $2.94 in it. :(

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I don't have PSVita.... where can I donate money?

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when did tim rogers get cool??? says guy with gundam avatar on video game website

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The tweets are my favorite part.

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It's true!!! Shower beers are RAD!

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I'm the greatest monster of all, and even I need to buy a Vita now... at some point... propaply never

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Hmmm.... I'm gonna have a train trip next weekend and needed something to play. I think my decision has been made.

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I've had ice cream in the shower before. It's freakin weird.

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I would buy this.

But I don't have a Vita. And I don't currently have plans to acquire one any time soon.

Regardless, it is an amusing video, and I hope it sells well for him.

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I'm buying his game just because his video was awesome. It helps that the game looks pretty fun.

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Oh, I remember that guy from really long rambling articles. Sure, I'll buy your thing. Just put it on iOS.