After Watching This, You'll Have to Buy Ten By Eight

Let me know when this has been released on the European PS-Store and I'll go and buy it...

@cviii: I want to buy your game, but it's not available in Mexico. WTF, bro. Went into my phone and grabbed Ziggurat, because I just can't let you go to jail, even when your product is not available at my convenience. Ziggurat, too, is awesome.

@meatball: i reckon my articles are a lot more tolerable once you realize these videos are the exact tone i am trying to communicate in my articles!

i am thinking that maybe i should, uh, just do videos?

Who hasn't had a tasty shower beer? Honestly!

This looks like a _SYSTEM SELLER_

OK, I'm also getting a PS Vita for Hotline Miami and Guacamelee! but that's besides the point, because I'll be getting at pre-paid card for my brother and putting it on his system as well.

Love Insert Credit. But I'm sure like many watching this ad, I have no Vita or... Sony mobile ... a Pocketstation? Anyway, I'm waiting to see how this mystical Vita controlling the PS4 nonsense works out. I like to keep that dream of future Vita relevancy alive for myself.

Presumably this game will appear on the PS3 shop as well at some point, along with all the other Vita stuff currently wasting my time when I browse there. Then we'll see. There's no law what says I have to buy the system before the game. And no law yet to curb the horrendous, widespread drain on American productivity that is the Match 3 game. That could change any day now. We could be matching a maximum of 2 before we know it.

I can feel my brain rewiring itself as I play this awesome game.

Sure, I'll buy it. If only for the amusement that trailer gave me. Oh, and the tip that just potentially changed my life for the better. Plus, I quite enjoy match puzzle games, and it's the kind of thing I'd imagine works well on the Vita too. I just wish more people had a Vita so they could play this too!

I never really enjoyed Tim's articles, but this video is pretty great.

I DO like puzzle games ...

I want to buy a Vita just to get this game before it's illegal...

Who am I kidding? I live in Australia - it'll never get through classification. "Those blocks are nude! And they use drugs! And they explode! Refused Classification."

I have a vita. I'll buy this game. I'm not a monster.

This man speaks to my sensibilities.

How much does this game whey? Cause it seems heavy.

Whey too cool.

Weird Tip to Improve Your Lifestyle: don't buy a Vita

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen

And I've seen tigers

Hah, all dat whey.

Good on ya Tim.

Sold.

SOLD!

Seems like it's not available on the Vita PS Store in Sweden (or the rest of Europe either, I guess?).

After careful consideration I've decided that Sony needs to hire this guy to sell the PSVita.

Edge magazine .... you never once smile while reading it !

@cviii: Man, didn't take long for you to make an in person appearance.

Best of luck with the new game. Keep on being publicly you.

Bought.

Stock up when it's on sale (added bonus of making your kitchen look like a shitty GNC).

heh. You know, it is a possibility. The Vita does seem to be getting some decent titles, and I'm probably going to wait a year or so to get the new consoles. So, the Vita might just be a holiday purchase. I'm rather happy with my 3DS for mobile gaming, but a Vita with more indie games like this and Tearaway might just make getting it an eventuality. We shall see!

That was a great video.

I'm sold.

Oh no not this insufferable bastard....

@truthtellah: you might have a vita soon, because there will be a bunch of hot games that might justify purchasing.

if sony hadn't sent me a vita for free, i totally would be buying one around the end of this year, myself.

@meatsim: you might also enjoy this music from the opening credits of the NHK news in the early 1980s, by ryuichi sakamoto:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5www0xhQo8

We're talking about a guy that considers God Hand the best game ever made. Not that there is anything wrong with that game or that it is a bad game, but I'm just saying... he likely got a phat stack of cash to stick to the Vita side of things.

Where's the YouTube version of this video, so I can actually watch it without buffering?

I read this earlier tonight before watching this trailer:

How "One Weird Trick" Conquered the Internet

Coincidence!??!?! Probably.

Ten or eleven years ago Tim Rogers gave me a Blue Hearts cd and at the time it completely blew my fifteen year old noggin. Good times.

You can never have too much protein.

Unless you get kidney failure. Then you probably had too much protein.

Man, that's a lot of whey protein in the background.

That was a delightful advertisement for a portable video game. I think I will spend the necessary funds to obtain it.

Speaking of Playstation Mobile block-matching puzzle games that one can play on their Vita, I bought a game on there recently called Yu-Nama: The Puzzle that is also good (and was around the same price). It has the same characters/art-style/music as the weird PSP series What Did I Do To Deserve This, My Lord? but the gameplay is completely different. You match blocks to evolve creatures, and can move them around when falling to set up some crazy combos. Pretty fun.

All those jerks out there saying that the Vita was a waste of money. When proud Vita owners got Wake Up Club, some of the haters were silenced but many still lingered. Now, this game will prove that the Vita is THE console to own BOOM

I don't trust that "expert" over at http://www.actionbutton.com/10x8/.

You:

HELLO ARE YOU A ROBOT

Expert:

Hey there! Thanks for coming over to check out the game!

You:

ARE YOU A ROBOT YES OR NO

Expert:

TEN BY EIGHT is part Rubik's Cube, part slide puzzle, part maze, and all fun!

You:

DON'T DODGE MY QUESTIONS YOU PIECE OF JUNK

Expert:

How does an Abstract Strategy Game sound to you right about now? No? How about a puzzle game?

You:

WHAT'S YOUR MALFUNCTION YOU ROBOTIC FIEND

Expert:

Want to tweet or Facebook-share your score? Take a photo of your device's screen and upload it! THAT is social networking.

You:

DIE ROBO SCUM

Expert:

Consider Zen Mode its own minimalist board-game e-sport. See which of your friends can score the most points in thirty minutes!

Terry Gross is making video games now?

@killnger: man, sam rockwell is pretty cool; i should change my last name to rockwell!

"I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THE GAME COZ I'M POOR RIGHT NOW BUT MAAAAAAN WAS THAT AD HIIIIIIIIGH-LARIOUS"

-comment poster on Giant Bomb

What a delightfully charismatic nerd. I would buy your game (if I had a Vita)!

No I fell for the Leviathan: Warships and Serious Sam: DD marketing. Never again. We both know who the REAL monsters are. Tim and Eric.

That was pretty good.

Worried though he looks so young but already with gray hair popping.

Oh I'm a monster all right, not buying your thing!

Hey guys, Newcasltle Brown Ale in the shower is incredible. And it tastes completely different from when you're dry.