After Watching This, You'll Have to Buy Ten By Eight

I tested shower beer way back in college. It is quite relaxing and liberating.

Low depth of field :|

"Doctors hate him!" ha.

If I had a Vita, I'd buy this right away

Maybe if he released it on a platform that had an actual user base, he could make more money.

Finally, video games has it's own Michael Cera.

I have done shower beer, it's like being homeless but not. Very liberating.

That is a seriously hot tip at the end of the video. How did I never think of that?

No thanks. Also, I have the same protein powder. Weird.

Tim Rogers: The greatest stream of thought writer on the internet.

I also want to see Japanese SportsCenter.

I tried to buy it and couldn't find it. I hate that there is no way to see what games are like while browsing through them on the Vita. I don't buy anything because they don't show me what the bloody thing looks like.

This is definitely the funniest trailer for a game that I've ever seen...makes me wish I had a Vita.

I think I might actually try that tip.

Also, Ziggurat is goddamn amazing.

I might try that

I think... I need a shower beer now.

Fact: Everyone is morally obliged to purchase this video game.

Well, that was ridiculous.

I'm a monster.

Also, I don't own a Vita.

Well, well.