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Aliens: Colonial Marines Gently Reminds You of its Impending Release With This Latest Trailer

Why does the narrator sound like he can barely finish his sentences? I mean, I know it's hard being a cartoonishly grizzled military person, but take a deep breath, man!

Jan. 24 2013

Posted by: Alex

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This game still looks really bad.

And why on earth (or off earth) would you mix Aliens and dubstep?

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@paulwade1984 said:

@eatatwhiteys said:

Hard to believe this is the same game

That trailer looks good, but there is still shittyness under the surface and a hell of a lot of scripting. However, dood punches an alien in the face. Thats great.

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What, Bill Paxton and Lance Henrikson are both too busy to do a quick days voice over... Disappointing.

And maybe it's cause of my short sighted eyes but something in that resolution without any blurring just looks so unreal, really pulls me out of the trailer... Then again, given the voice over that ain't no bad thing.

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@civid said:

So I don't get the plot of this game. They say it's canonical to the Aliens franchise, right? Good. Then they say, it's some time after the original Aliens and that it focuses on the rescue party sent out to look for survivors of the original Marine crew sent down to investigate the colony... Right? But that colony blew the fuck up, along with all other Xenomorph's in the original Aliens... So, my question is this: How much of the originals storyline do they have to twist to make this canon? Because the way I see it, this can't possibly be canon, because there's nothing left of the space colony!

Well, let's be real. They asked Fox if it could be canon. Fox saw money and said "Sure. Don't give a shit."

That said, Gearbox said in an interview that this would be explained in the game. I vaguely remember it had something to do with the distance between the colony and the processor not being defined in the movie. The movie implied they were closer together (you could SEE the fucking thing from there), but the game seems to be implying they were further apart than they looked (remember they had to drive to the processor from the colony). I'm guessing the same would be true for why the derelict wasn't vaporized too. It's just "further away than you realized" now.

The one I can't figure is why the rescue party is arriving 17 weeks later (per a previous trailer) instead of 17 days as established in the film. The real reason is so the company could reasonably establish a science team on the colony, but I can't wait to see what bullshit excuse they give to explain the time difference.

Basically, I expect it will contradict the fuck out of the film, but if they don't cock up shooting xenos, I'll probably forgive them.

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@civid said:

@genericHenle said:

@civid said:

So I don't get the plot of this game. They say it's canonical to the Aliens franchise, right? Good. Then they say, it's some time after the original Aliens and that it focuses on the rescue party sent out to look for survivors of the original Marine crew sent down to investigate the colony... Right? But that colony blew the fuck up, along with all other Xenomorph's in the original Aliens... So, my question is this: How much of the originals storyline do they have to twist to make this canon? Because the way I see it, this can't possibly be canon, because there's nothing left of the space colony!

A more important question of course would be: Who gives a shit if this is canon or not. It looks mediocre at best no matter how you look at it. It's very much like Prometheous that way, except hopefully not that shitty.

If I remember from an interview a long time ago. Their explanation is that the part that is blown up was only one part of Hadley's Hope. There are still bits and pieces still intact. Plus some of the gameplay shown here may be from the Sulaco.

I don't know, that still seems stupid. I mean, we're talking about a god damn nuclear explosion not some random frag grenade going off. Plus the Alien Queen got vacuumed and the nest blew up, so why are there still Aliens? Then again, people didn't have a problem when nobody in the Star Wars universe had ever heard of The Apprentice, because he was SOOOOO stealthy. You know, like that one time when he took down a god damn space ship. Yeah, nobody saw that...

Oh yeah, I'm not saying it isn't stupid. Also in other Alien material a xenomorph is able to make itself a queen if it needs to... It's kind of a trump card.

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If this was a downloadable game for say $19.99 or maybe $24.99 I would say sure, looks like little bit of fun. But full retail release.... No. Part of me wants to shit all over this game but I feel bad for the developers too. You know they just want to put food on the table and I'm sure they tried hard but again I see this trailer and its so obvious they try to hide the gameplay with the scripting but it still pops through and ughhhh. Should have been downloadable and way cheaper. Real bummer.

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@CptBedlam said:

@FourWude said:

Stupid fucking advert. I really hope the final game isn't like that in tone.

The more I see of this game the less I wanna play it. Too much emphasis on action. Aliens seem too easy to kill and melee. Not enough emphasis on surviving and building atmosphere. Seems like yet another FPS power fantasy.

This.

And Dubstep needs to die.

@Mumrik said:

This game still looks really bad.

And why on earth (or off earth) would you mix Aliens and dubstep?

Because SEGA's marketing people think that dubstep is hip with the kids these days and sells moar gaemz.

Btw, that 60fps trailer looked very weird but cool. Makes you notice how most other trailers are youtubed to hell with 30fps.

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Does this trailer run on 60 fps? It makes it look like cod with Aliens. That being said I hope it scary enough to make me do dumb decision like check out a bathroom all alone. Bathroom in horror games scares me the most.

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This guy read I Am Legend and said "Yeah, that sounds awesome!"

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@fox01313 said:

I'm still in the same mindset as Ryan stated a while back on this, without the small team of marines you get to know & care about with hordes of marines & aliens dying that this just turns into a shooting gallery that seems rather uninspiring & generic feel of nothing good or bad about it, just forgettable.

Totally Agreed Fox. Not sure what to feel after this trailer.

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Aaaaand I'll wait for the quick look before purchase.

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So glad i saw this...

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So Mikey Neumann has come out and said that he didn't write this dialogue and that it isn't in the game.

Take that for what you will.

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This looks just awful, will not even consider buying unless it gets glowing reviews from multiple sites/publications

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Yea I'm really not sure what to think about this game. I am hoping it'll be another surprise like Far Cry 3 or Sleepy Dogs, but their marketing isn't helping. Which must be so frustrating for developers.

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Oh dear lord. Worst voice over ever. Are the Colonial Marines being commanded by Duke Nukem now?

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Game doesn't look bad, but I'll wait and see after release. The narrator in this trailer is bad though.

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i wonder how many pre orders got cancelled because of this trailer.

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I was really excited about my pre-order of Colonial Marines.... Until this trailer. The voice was beyond terrible acting and the graphics reminded me of Duke Nukem Forever. I think I'm gonna cancel my pre-order.

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I think Alex held back with his title, which is impressive considering. Not so many would be able to resist slamming that trailer for the limping, shower of shit abomination that it is.

I really wanted/want this game to be good, shame that the universe doesn't care and is being so obvious about that fact.

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God, the narrator's voice acting is fucking terrible! I hope he's not actually in the game. The game itself looks cool and I hope it's at least better than this trailer was. Shit.

@Little_Socrates said:

So Mikey Neumann has come out and said that he didn't write this dialogue and that it isn't in the game.

Take that for what you will.

God I hope that's true.

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I really want this to be good but I'm skeptical.

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@Pokalapoketl said:

Mikey Neumann: The dialog in the Aliens trailer today is not from the game. I also did not write it. Love you!

https://twitter.com/mikeyface/status/294483511069523968

That sounds like confidence from someone related to the game. O___O

I'm pretty sure that, as a massive fan of the Alien franchise, this game is going to be just as bad as Alien 3.

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Dubstep and dude bros. I'm out

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I don't know man I have a bad feeling about this game. Hope its good like I hope every game is good but I don't know...

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Shake it baby?

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i was expecting a "in stores 2014" at the end of this.... They're kidding right? that wasn't a finished product?

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Game over man, game over!!!!

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This is the greatest trailer of all time!

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This game looks depressingly unoriginal. Not what I want out of an Alien/s game.

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Looks generic as shit I hope its not.

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It's funny how one crummy trailer can take your interest level from marginal to negative in two minutes flat.

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I'm in trouble. I kind of liked it. Yeah the narrator is way over the top, but a few things he says are actually coherent. Did not hear the dubstep, I'm not expecting dream-pop anyways (hey well maybe on second thought...). But yes, please something more imaginative than dubstep.

If they can condense it into survival/horror plus the firepower, that does not bother me. Especially if there is value beyond just shoootin Aliens. Like ppl. have said, in your team as individuals and a whole. I still want one mode SP mind you....

edit -make it clear, being a bad ass with a bigger gun turns quickly short of the footing you expected. Aliens have been adjusting, and more may be becoming truly sentient....

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I just want a good fucking Aliens game, god damn it. >:|

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@Nethlem: I agree, it looks super average :(
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I'm confused about this game. Everything I see contradicts everything I've read. I want to like it but it doesn't want me to.

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Just when I thought Heart of the Swarm had the word VO ever...

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No mention of pre-order bonuses? I might not wait for this to hit the bargain bin then.

Just beat Infestation, so I'm actually pretty stoked for this.

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Remember the original Alien was an incredibly slow intense film? Hell even Aliens showed the "Bad-asses" turned into cowards when they went face to face with the creatures. This feels like a fantasy inside Hudson's head.

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HEY LOOK A LOADER YOU GUYS, REMEMBER THAT PART WITH THE LOADER IN THE MOVIE!?!?!?!

Ugh, what a shitty trailer.

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Gearbox do not make good games.

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Bad choice for a voice... Yikes. The gameplay in some scenes reminds me of fps games of 1990's. Not good, not good...

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Tone schizophrenia: activate!

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bad trailer is bad

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Getting some seriously bad DNF vibes from that voice-over. What a horrible thing to make people recall!

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I wasnt sure about this trailer until I heard the Dub Step music play.

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The placeholder voice guy got really into this.

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That trailer was terrible. I was hoping this game might actually be good. Doesn't seem like that's very likely anymore. Making a good Alien movie/game is about more than just stringing together "remember when..." moments.

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That was an absolutely horrendous trailer...