204 Comments
Edited by NoK

What?

It's a trivia game, that is my guess.

Edited by alcor741

Make it green!

Edit: BALLS! SO CLOSE :(

Edited by PoToSkull

Oh God, it won't wash off!!!

Posted by CoolYetiDance

Hopefully the game can connect to twitter!

Posted by Animasta

this box will revolutionize the game industry.

Posted by ZenZuke

Just... What?

Posted by DasUberOgre

If this box doesn't contain a female head.

Then I will be disappointed.

Edited by Shookems

Here's a hint: it's not on rails.

Posted by sissylion

Putting "game" in quotes is always terrible. A video game is a video game is a video game.

Posted by KatyGaGa

you have to hint instead of bludgeon, Peter. what is this? first year film-class?

Posted by Yummylee

all lower case = art! Also I already know what's in the cube.

Er, actually I think I should spoiler block this... Not for the squeemish.

S

Posted by ajamafalous

I read it all in his voice.

Posted by Rohok

@DasUberOgre said:

If this box doesn't contain a female head.

Then I will be disappointed.

WHAT'S IN THE BAAAWWWX!?

Posted by Grilledcheez

@NoK said:

What?

It's a trivia game, that is my guess.

No, each player has a chisel that chisels away at it. You can spend money to get better chisels. Only one player will see what's inside at the end. (This is actually what it is)

Posted by GnomeonFire

You will feel emotionally attached to the box.

Posted by McGhee

That's a big cube. You think it's big enough to contain Molyneux's ego?

Posted by AjayRaz

what the? well, i can't really say anything until we find out what it actually is but this looks a lot like something from the Peter Molydeux account.

@Yummylee: does that mean that everything i type is art?

Posted by evanbower

@Rohok said:

@DasUberOgre said:

If this box doesn't contain a female head.

Then I will be disappointed.

WHAT'S IN THE BAAAWWWX!?

Haha.. finally an excuse to revive that Game Scoop segment.

Posted by pekarn

This is so stupid. I can't believe this is actually happening.

Posted by Giantstalker

I, too, already know what's in the box.

Something I won't buy.

Posted by ev_rowe

Peter Molyneux Presents: The Last 10 Minutes of Se7en: The Movie: The Game

Posted by yoshisaur

Someone views himself very highly.

Posted by thatdutchguy

I don't wanna know !

Posted by KillyDarko

I bet it's two strangers awkwardly holding hands.

Posted by Joey2683

Lol, "What's inside the cube". I don't know if he still own the name, but if Fable 4 is in that box they better not open it till September 2013.

Posted by RetroVirus

@evanbower said:

@Rohok said:

@DasUberOgre said:

If this box doesn't contain a female head.

Then I will be disappointed.

WHAT'S IN THE BAAAWWWX!?

Haha.. finally an excuse to revive that Game Scoop segment.

Yes yes yes.

Posted by Draxyle

It is extremely hard to tell the difference between Peter Molyneux and Peter Molydeux anymore.

Posted by thehuntsmen5434

Intelligent Cube remake. CALLING IT RIGHT NOW

Posted by Yummylee

@AjayRaz: Everything you type is art regardless of capitalisation or not. Some of those blogs, man... they've touched me in places I never want to be touched again.

Posted by ravage484

It's gonna be a dead cat. Just saying.

Posted by LobsterCrunk

the answer is something

even nothing would still be something

Posted by Gregomasta

@Draxyle said:

It is extremely hard to tell the difference between Peter Molyneux and Peter Molydeux anymore.

Posted by BaconGames

@Draxyle said:

It is extremely hard to tell the difference between Peter Molyneux and Peter Molydeux anymore.

Immediately what I thought. Goes to show how effective and brilliant Molydeux was.

Posted by 49th

xbox 720 reveal!?!!?!?!?!?!/1/1/1/1

Posted by InfiniteGeass

His balls are in the box.

Posted by Xeirus

@thehuntsmen5434 said:

Intelligent Cube remake. CALLING IT RIGHT NOW

Don't you dare fucking tease me... I've been hurt too many times!

Posted by DirtyEagles

wait really!? ....its a dick.

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Posted by lead_farmer

@InfiniteGeass said:

His balls are in the box.

SOLD.

Posted by CaLe

There's no way it's as mind blowing as he's hyping it to be. Unless the person gets a bunch of money or something.

Posted by DrFoxbard

I want this game to be a Minecraft-style MMO where the cube is just BILLIONS of blocks, and people need to collaborate to remove the outer layer(s).

That way there will be emergent gameplay when people collaborate to create a giant penis, rather than completely uncovering the cube. Actually, if that happened, wouldn't that still kinda be a success? The game still will have made people work together towards a common goal.

Posted by MuttersomeTaxicab

Yeah, I know it's been done but:

Gwyneth Paltrow's pretty head.

Posted by Mr_Skeleton

It's outside the box because you know think outside the box and Peter and whatever.

Posted by DrFoxbard

Actually, look at the cube... Inside is the solution to the last puzzle in Fez. (The black monolith, which I think has still only been solved via brute force)

Posted by GenocidalKitten

It's going to be Pandora's box, it's going to release monsters and magic at the beginning of time thus, setting up for, Story a almost perfect replica of Fable.

And Story 3 is going to suck.

Posted by NowSayPillow

I'm hoping this shitty "experiment" fails miserably so that no one else tries to milk the gaming public like this again. Micro-transactions are bad enough; this is a whole new can of worms.

Posted by Darkminded

It's a cube thats a game! It's a ... GameCube. Also the box contains disappointment.

Posted by triviaman09

@lead_farmer said:

@InfiniteGeass said:

His balls are in the box.

SOLD.

I was about to say, if I come to this comment section and somebody hasn't beaten me to this, Giant Bomb has failed.

Posted by Sword5

It will be a link to the 2nd cans game.

Posted by outerabiz

so if you buy this after it has ben solved, you just win by default?

Posted by cikame

Bacon.