And Here's Peter Molyneux's Next "Game"

It better be world peace in the cube or I'm gonna kick his ass..

And in other gaming news, Peter Molyneux promises that his next game will reveal the meaning of life.

What if it gets hacked to shit day one?

I hope it's Milo for some hardcore snail-squashing action.

I seriously thought this whole "what's in the cube" thing was Molydeux.

Well with Moly involved, whatevers is in the box is not worth worrying about.

EDIT: There are already far to many comments on this 30 second clip, Molyneux has already won, I suspect there will be another box inside the box, and that box will cost 1200MS points.

@aceofspudz said:

@selbie said:

They make Schrodinger's cat look as one dimensional as a street mime.

Killer back of the box quote.

Back of the cube quote.

This is brilliant.

what if it's the money they got from box shippers that's in the box?

I hear you can kill the box and it will be gone forever. Also, blades of grass, or something.

Peter Molyneux is a marketing genius. Just from this 30 second ad, I already want to play the game for some reason.

@NowSayPillow said:

I'm hoping this shitty "experiment" fails miserably so that no one else tries to milk the gaming public like this again. Micro-transactions are bad enough; this is a whole new can of worms.

This.

In all seriousness, there will be one of three things in the cube:

*Some dumb message about how great everyone were for coming together to dig in to read this message.

*Some dumb trophy/achievement.

*Both of the above.

@JeanLuc said:

@owlmassive said:

I know whats in the cube!!!!

A decent ending to mass effect 3!!!!

Sorry guys i couldnt resist!

Boo!! Get off the stage!

I know i know :D

Pretty low of me i know! After Fable 2,3 i dont think ill be tempted by this.

@owlmassive said:

I know whats in the cube!!!!

A decent ending to mass effect 3!!!!

Sorry guys i couldnt resist!

Boo!! Get off the stage!

There is nothing inside the cube. If I know Peter Molyneux (and I don't), then the cube either has nothing in it, or something really cute.

Inside, a 10% Gamestop discount coupon

I hope it's snacks.

The box can plant a seed when it's a young box and watch as it grows. Also, scars will remain on the box for its entire life, and affect how NPCs react to it.

I know whats in the cube!!!!

A decent ending to mass effect 3!!!!

Sorry guys i couldnt resist!

I'm good for three squares. Don't sign me up for more than that though.

Fable HD Remix

@selbie said:

They make Schrodinger's cat look as one dimensional as a street mime.

Killer back of the box quote.

Theme Hospital 2, now is the time!

@Sweep said:

What's inside the cube

It's Peter Molyneux's balls.

Which are in a state of quantum flux. So, once observed, could literally be anything.

They make Schrodinger's cat look as one dimensional as a street mime.

What's inside the cube

It's Peter Molyneux's balls.

Nah.

Really looking forward to this. Molyneux's been attached to a lot of games I've really REALLY enjoyed, Theme *, Fable 1 & 2, Black and White... Now, without pressure to make a commercial success, We get to see some real Molyneux in action.

What's inside the cube?

Balls.

I like that i know so little of this, considering fable series... (your dog dies!) wtf pm the game doesn't come out for 5 months.

Damn it! It has probably been said before, but this concept keeps bringing Brad Pitt to the front of my mind yelling his line from Seven.

Peter Molyneux's balls are in the box.

If it isn't Peter Molyneux's glorious, liver-spotted balls, no sale.

To be clear though, I'm not buying this either way.

The Matrix is inside the box.

I'm not falling for the old dick in a cube gag

Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Inside the box will be him on a computer- the twist will be that IT WAS REALLY HIM BEHIND THE PETER MOLYDEUX ACCOUNT

@antivanti said:

-What's in the box?

YES

What's with the Tron footstep noise in the background... is Molyneux secretly building The Grid in that box?

My entire involvement in this game will consist of listening to other people talk about it. Then finally when they get to the end and the box is open, there will probably be nothing inside. Which will be, you know, one of those MIND BENDING TWISTSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!youcanpetyourdoooooooooooogggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe it's an end-of-Fable 2-style choice. You can reset the cube and everybody else gets a little money, and the cube can be farmed again, but nobody else knows who broke in. You can destroy the cube forever and get paid big, but everybody knows about it. Or you can just resurrect your dead family members and dog...in real life!

You know what? I want to know what's in the box. Eff the haters.

I can maybe make out one or two characters but it's far too poor quality to read, assuming it's even anything at all.

A chicken you can kick to train it.

Yeah Peter Molyneux!

Peter Molyneux... what have you done lately?

This is the Peter Molyneux Singularity. Maximum hype, almost zero percent chance of a payoff.

Geeeez! The ego! The hubris!

The mystery box contains a product that will receive tepid consumer interest and lukewarm reviews and sales.