Auto Racer Danica Patrick Tells You About Blur

cool
 
Edit: Thank god I'm done with this insufferable quest.

damn, close, but the game looks interesting

"Hi, I'm Danica Patrick, and I'm reading from a script."  
 
Game's fun, but this trailer should not be a thing.

They need to work on padding the rooms better. The reverb makes her sound like an amateur porn star. Game looks great though!

What the shit is going on with all these videos!?

hey, you should check my "powerup"

For all the shilling she does, you think Danica Patrick would read from scripts more realistically by now. Having her make TV meteorologist-like motions isn't helping, either.
 
That said, using Danica's about the only thing I can hold against Blur and Bizarre Creations right now.

Man that was awkward.  Felt a little bad for her.

Danica just took me to dead-pan narrating school.

WOW! am I supposed to fall asleep while she is talking.

Looks good.

Why isn't Danica Patrick neked?

I'm Danica Patrick and this is....a waste of my time.

What is this ugly fat women doing in my Blur trailer?

rofl way too cheesy

A racer talks about an arcade racing game, the conspiracy goes deeper than a cock down her throat.

"Do you think you have what it takes?" That's a pretty silly question, isn't? I mean, I barely know the rules your racing world operates on. Game looks good, though. 

I sure can go for a good arcade like racer. By golly it has been awhile.

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Im baffled on how these arcade blow'em up racers are actually fairly popular. I have 0 interest at all in a arcade racer.

I have little interest in this game. Not only did I find it shallow and short lived but it's Activision, and if I buy it I will feel like the lowest common denominator because Danica is advertising it.  
 
I think it's funny also, nobody outside the USA who doesn't follow motorsport knows who Danica is.

Wow Danica Patrick in this video is just as bad as Aisha Taylor in the Halo: Reach Beta trailer.  Why can't they get someone with charisma who isn't annoying?  Is that too much to ask?

 Finally a game with local four player split screen!

Good lord, what terrible voice work. "Shield...blocks...attacks."
 
Why is she wearing a leopard muumuu?

Gee you cant tell shes reading a script, not at all.
 
Poor girl, having to talk about some video game she no doubt doesn't give 2 shits about.

Holy crap that's f*ing horrible, she looks bored as f*ck.
 
Also, is she f*ing pregnant?

I'm Danica Patrick, one of the only people who can make an uninteresting racing game seem even less compelling.  So you say you wanna play Blur?  Not after I'm done with you, you won't.

Jesus. Don't tell me she's in the game. Auuugh.

"What is this ugly fat women doing in my Blur trailer? "

This bitch fucking sucks at acting HOLY SHIT!!!

Hello, I am Danica Patrick-Bot...

Are there power ups in real racing now? Is that why shes in this video?

Super excited for Blur, but this is sort of the wrong sort of advertisement. 

" Why Danica Patrick? I don't know much about racing, but from what I understand, she's a mediocre (at best) driver who hasn't ever actually really won anything...? "

" Why Danica Patrick? I don't know much about racing, but from what I understand, she's a mediocre (at best) driver who hasn't ever actually really won anything...? "

" @Branthog said:

" Why Danica Patrick? I don't know much about racing, but from what I understand, she's a mediocre (at best) driver who hasn't ever actually really won anything...? "

She won one IndyCar race, using a fuel strategy... So yeah, she hasn't won anything yet. "

Why was she wearing a muumuu? Ugh.

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If you're going to try to advertise by getting that "hot chick" at least try to make her not speak in monotone while wearing a maternity dress.
 
 
Blur is a fun game, they should just show gameplay and let that speak for itself.

 
"I'm Danica Patrick and I've never played a video game."

I have no idea who this woman is but congrats, I now have zero interest in this game.
 Great Job!

I'm Danica Patrick, and this is my favorite video on GiantBomb

wow that woman couldn't be more dull. Her excitment just seemed so fake with the forced eyebrow lifts, they were probably even on the script