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Edited by Ashen

cool
 
Edit: Thank god I'm done with this insufferable quest.

Posted by AlwaysAngry
@Ashen: Damn you!!!
Posted by rangerdante

damn, close, but the game looks interesting

Posted by Dyram

"Hi, I'm Danica Patrick, and I'm reading from a script."  
 
Game's fun, but this trailer should not be a thing.

Posted by MotivationMan

damn you quest
Posted by StealthRaptor

They need to work on padding the rooms better. The reverb makes her sound like an amateur porn star. Game looks great though!

Posted by Tebbit

What the shit is going on with all these videos!?

Posted by b33

hey, you should check my "powerup"

Posted by Trace

For all the shilling she does, you think Danica Patrick would read from scripts more realistically by now. Having her make TV meteorologist-like motions isn't helping, either.
 
That said, using Danica's about the only thing I can hold against Blur and Bizarre Creations right now.

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Posted by TzarStefan
@b33:  Ilol'd
Posted by Yodzilla

Man that was awkward.  Felt a little bad for her.

Posted by Don

Danica just took me to dead-pan narrating school.

Posted by Charles

WOW! am I supposed to fall asleep while she is talking.

Posted by fox01313

Looks good.

Posted by luce

Why isn't Danica Patrick neked?

Posted by Sil3n7

I'm Danica Patrick and this is....a waste of my time.

Posted by Gizmo

What is this ugly fat women doing in my Blur trailer?

Posted by TehJedicake

rofl way too cheesy

Posted by Chungarunga

A racer talks about an arcade racing game, the conspiracy goes deeper than a cock down her throat.

Posted by Lokno

"Do you think you have what it takes?" That's a pretty silly question, isn't? I mean, I barely know the rules your racing world operates on. Game looks good, though. 

Posted by Sergotron

I sure can go for a good arcade like racer. By golly it has been awhile.

Posted by Videogames

SEE MORE AT GODADDY.COM

Posted by Burns098356GX

Im baffled on how these arcade blow'em up racers are actually fairly popular. I have 0 interest at all in a arcade racer.

Posted by zudthespud

I have little interest in this game. Not only did I find it shallow and short lived but it's Activision, and if I buy it I will feel like the lowest common denominator because Danica is advertising it.  
 
I think it's funny also, nobody outside the USA who doesn't follow motorsport knows who Danica is.

Posted by spidermanga

Wow Danica Patrick in this video is just as bad as Aisha Taylor in the Halo: Reach Beta trailer.  Why can't they get someone with charisma who isn't annoying?  Is that too much to ask?

Posted by Mr_Skeleton

 Finally a game with local four player split screen!

Posted by risseless

Good lord, what terrible voice work. "Shield...blocks...attacks."
 
Why is she wearing a leopard muumuu?

Posted by Lazyaza

Gee you cant tell shes reading a script, not at all.
 
Poor girl, having to talk about some video game she no doubt doesn't give 2 shits about.

Edited by DiGiTaL_SiN

Holy crap that's f*ing horrible, she looks bored as f*ck.
 
Also, is she f*ing pregnant?

Posted by Ramone
@spidermanga: or preferably someone who knows what games are
Edited by skrutop

I'm Danica Patrick, one of the only people who can make an uninteresting racing game seem even less compelling.  So you say you wanna play Blur?  Not after I'm done with you, you won't.

Posted by TheHakku

Jesus. Don't tell me she's in the game. Auuugh.

Posted by ReDfr0st
@Gizmo said:
"What is this ugly fat women doing in my Blur trailer? "

omg are you gay or something she is hot
Posted by Hitman101

This bitch fucking sucks at acting HOLY SHIT!!!

Posted by heatDrive88

I respect her racing abilities and what she's getting women into motorsports, but cripes. She terrible at reading a god damned cue card.
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Posted by megaplushie

Hello, I am Danica Patrick-Bot...

Posted by MeatSim

Are there power ups in real racing now? Is that why shes in this video?

Posted by MachoFantastico

Super excited for Blur, but this is sort of the wrong sort of advertisement. 

Posted by FrankCanada97
@Branthog said:
" Why Danica Patrick? I don't know much about racing, but from what I understand, she's a mediocre (at best) driver who hasn't ever actually really won anything...? "
She won one IndyCar race, using a fuel strategy... So yeah, she hasn't won anything yet.
Posted by pegasuswinks
@Tastyburger8:   SEE MORE AT GODADDY.COM 
 
^ This
Posted by NathHaw
@Branthog said:
" Why Danica Patrick? I don't know much about racing, but from what I understand, she's a mediocre (at best) driver who hasn't ever actually really won anything...? "
I think you already know the answer.
Posted by DystopiaX
@FrankCanada97 said:
" @Branthog said:
" Why Danica Patrick? I don't know much about racing, but from what I understand, she's a mediocre (at best) driver who hasn't ever actually really won anything...? "
She won one IndyCar race, using a fuel strategy... So yeah, she hasn't won anything yet. "
she's an atractive female. The game is marketed towards males. 
 
Figure it out.
Posted by Blueblur1

Why was she wearing a muumuu? Ugh.

Posted by Milkman

CHECK THIS OUT

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Edited by KnifeySpoony

If you're going to try to advertise by getting that "hot chick" at least try to make her not speak in monotone while wearing a maternity dress.
 
 
Blur is a fun game, they should just show gameplay and let that speak for itself.

Posted by Joey2683

 
"I'm Danica Patrick and I've never played a video game."

Posted by simian

I have no idea who this woman is but congrats, I now have zero interest in this game.
 Great Job!

Posted by Longevitous

I'm Danica Patrick, and this is my favorite video on GiantBomb

Posted by blaze503

wow that woman couldn't be more dull. Her excitment just seemed so fake with the forced eyebrow lifts, they were probably even on the script

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