Awkward Hand Clasps In Sonic Free Riders

Oh hey! 
 
Edit: Motherfucker, finally.

Odd thing about this game. Futureshop and Bestbuy in Canada have skus up for every Kinect launch title except this one. Is it delayed?
 
PS. And a surprise early launch for Kinect Star Wars, although at a listed price of $69.99, it's way more than every other launch title.

This looks so bad.

why didn't the 2 guys also do the co-op when it was their turn?
this video could have demonstrated an unreached level of awkwardness, but it didn't and so I wait...

how about awkward pelvic thrusts.

7.5 from IGN.  Can we finally admit they're crooked?

Why do companies continue to make ads like this? Nobody plays games with facial expressions like that.

There's also the move where Knuckles rides on Sonic's back and the one where he slaps Sonics's ass to make him go faster. I presume they are saving those for the next trailer.

wait...what?

I almost choked laughing.

Two things. 
 
1) Do I get bonus points if I jump in slo-mo? 
2) Who wants to hold my hand for some hot co-op action? (full disclosure: I get really sweaty palms)

and to say that people are making a living out of making commercials like that...

Great fun for me and all my whitebread multi-ethnic way-too-happy friends!

GOTY

i want Dom and Marcus hold their hands in Gears Of War 3 like that

I aint gonna coop with you bro

What the fuck. Seriously I thought Sonic couldn't get any lower??

Sonic used to be all about "screw Nintendo's tame family-targeted stuff, here's something freaking awesome, new and different!".
 
Now Sonic is... well, it's Nintendo tame family-targeted stuff, and it hasn't changed a single bit in over ten years.

I DEMAND A QL

eww gross

I live on the second floor of a small apartment complex - I'd probably send ceiling debris down on my neighbors if I were jumping around like that.

they are not as sweaty as some other people I saw playing this.

I'm glad Sonic is finally out and proud with Tails, holding hands and spinning in the air.

Hot.

Needs more Ravi Drums.

those facial expressions ARE DISGUSTING !!!!!!!!!!

" I DEMAND A QL "

i'm getting tired of commercials for motion-controlled games that don't actually show people playing the game. cutting from a guy flailing about to a gameplay video doesn't count.

Kinky.

The one good thing about Kinect.... stupid commercials of actors pretending to play games. Sony has them for Move but Kevin Butler kind of saves them for me. 

man that two player coop could be very awkward...

Token black guy, girl with bright pastel shirt, dude with a flannel shirt, their hitting for the cycle.

" I DEMAND A QL "

there's something surreal about everyone's clothing, it's like 80s+90s+present all at once

i despise motion gaming, but i do hope these awful ads keep coming

I'm a geek, I don't have a girl to touch that way (or any way). Thanks sega, you stupid geek haters.

Yeah that hand holding coop just looks ridiculous...

Pfft, as long as it does not ship with a cutie.

I'd love to see a quick look with Ryan and Matt Rorie!

Wank

So do I have to play this in a completely empty white room for it to work. I would think so.

Quick Look EX with that TOTALLY STOKED guy! 
 
Make it happen TOP MEN.

" I'd love to see a quick look with Ryan and Matt Rorie! "

" Yeah that hand holding coop just looks ridiculous... "

" Kinky. "

No Sonic fanboy I have ever met has had a girlfriend or probably never will. Most of them don't even like playing with others.

How is this awesome to ANYONE!? Fuck Sega, get it together. Sonic is over.