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Edited by MisterMouse

8 players? Gamechanging! also is it just me or is the video broken?

Posted by lead_farmer

awkward is right

Edited by Lego_My_Eggo

these guys are really into time crisis

Posted by Aslan186

What"s This!

Posted by DrPockets000

Those guys are probably going to have some rough sex tonight.

Posted by Dead_Cell

Wow, takes me back to the old cheesy 90's commercials. And not in a good way.

Posted by Vinchenzo
@DrPockets000 said:
" Those guys are probably going to have some rough sex tonight. "
Lol.
Posted by Tesla

Bro, what's this?

Posted by NathHaw

They didn't high five, so this commercial is not authentic.

Posted by Xeiphyer

Those marketing people sure know how to target a specific demographi, eh bros?
 
I bet they charge $60 for this thing.

Posted by Binman88

Time Crisis 4 Arcade is apparently a pack in, but seems like the most appealing of the three. 
 
ACTION!

Edited by Steve_Ramirez
@DrPockets000: I wouldn't say probably. 
 
Real question is, Who's the top?
Posted by Make_Me_Mad

Every time I see Time Crisis, I get really excited for about 20 seconds, and then I realize that it's not Timesplitters.

Posted by crusader8463

Almost EVERY single light gun commercial always shows people at some point hiding behind the couch while they play. I wonder if anyone in real life has ever done that before?

Posted by DrPockets000
@Lemon said:
" @DrPockets000: I wouldn't say probably.   Real question is, Who's the top? "
Asian dude is way more hardcore.  It would probably be him.
Posted by Sackmanjones

This marks the end of hardcore games. Well PS3 its been fun....... *pulls plug on PS3*

Posted by eldiax
@Bloviator said:
" They didn't high five, so this commercial is not authentic. "
There wasn't even a fist bump! 
Posted by Winternet

I'm afraid of watching this video. Someone that has already watched it, can I see it?

Posted by PLWolf
@Bloviator said:
" They didn't high five, so this commercial is not authentic. "
I was expecting the Fist Bump Explosion.
Posted by S0ndor

This is what you get when you hire an ad company that is run by retards.

Posted by 234r2we232

By 'weapon', they mean a Hurricane Penis.

Posted by HellBrendy
@Binman88 said:
" Time Crisis 4 Arcade is apparently a pack in, but seems like the most appealing of the three.  ACTION! "
Portal was also a pack in, and you know what you got. 
Posted by FunExplosions

"WHOA WHAT'S THIS?!"

 
"...There are two. More. Games... "
 
 
And I gotta admit. I'm more pumped for Deadstorm Pirates than I am for any of that other crap.
Posted by Landon

Oh...they still doing the Time Crisis thing?

Posted by wrecks

Genius!

Posted by MarkWahlberg

I feel like it's 1998 again. Considering it's called Time Crisis, this is entirely appropriate.

Posted by mrfizzy

jesus that ad is so fucking horrible, it reminds me of the ads for toys when i was 10. 

Posted by NekuCTR

Can't wait for Kinekt to come out so we can expect this type of commercial from all 3 developers.

Posted by Sarumarine
@crusader8463 said:
" Almost EVERY single light gun commercial always shows people at some point hiding behind the couch while they play. I wonder if anyone in real life has ever done that before? "
Don't be silly. The couch can't protect you from machinegun fire. Or tank rounds. Heh.
 
But this commercial was great... for none of the reasons they were probably aiming for.
Posted by steve86uk

I will probably buy it, but definitely not because of this ad. 

Posted by dvorak

This video was actually made in 1998 and unearthed out of a time capsule.

Posted by PK_Koopa

"This is awesome!"
Thanks for sharing.

Posted by RobotHamster
@TheWolf619 said:
" @Bloviator said:
" They didn't high five, so this commercial is not authentic. "
I was expecting the Fist Bump Explosion. "
And there also wasn't any extreme chest bumping.
Posted by Tober

This looks like shit. I love my Wii. I love my goddamn Wii.

Posted by Tennmuerti

Oh wow.

Posted by jmrwacko

Dude, this is like a 90s SNES commercial. Awesome.

Posted by PJ
@HellBrendy said:
" @Binman88 said:
" Time Crisis 4 Arcade is apparently a pack in, but seems like the most appealing of the three.  ACTION! "
Portal was also a pack in, and you know what you got.  "
Are you seriouslt saying Portal is the best part about the Orange Box? Really? REALLY? 
Don't get me wrong, Portal is fucking awesome but H-L2 is the high light of The Orange Box.
Posted by akeripper4

awwww cute

Posted by Tonic7

A commercial so bad, it's hilarious!

Edited by Brackynews

They better support my god damn Guncon NC-109.  
Or G/C SYSTEM PRODUCT #3 as it is known in da hood.
KB: "Yo man that orange is dooooooopppe..."
Marcus: "Works on LCDs and projectors, fool."
KB: "Word, dog.  All I got's this ice cream cone dat light up pink or blue."
Marcus: "Man you should'a kill yourself right now than be seen with that..."

Posted by Binman88
@PJ said:
" @HellBrendy said:
" @Binman88 said:
" Time Crisis 4 Arcade is apparently a pack in, but seems like the most appealing of the three.  ACTION! "
Portal was also a pack in, and you know what you got.  "
Are you seriouslt saying Portal is the best part about the Orange Box? Really? REALLY? Don't get me wrong, Portal is fucking awesome but H-L2 is the high light of The Orange Box. "
I think he just means a pack-in can be surprisingly good. I don't think he's necessarily saying anything about the respective quality of the games they are being packed in with.
Posted by Felix
@crusader8463 said:
" Almost EVERY single light gun commercial always shows people at some point hiding behind the couch while they play. I wonder if anyone in real life has ever done that before? "
You have no idea...
Posted by MordeaniisChaos

TIME CRISIS, OLD TIME CRISIS, AND---- 
 
Pirates...???

Posted by scarace360

And why cant i use a light gun?

Posted by Nave

8 player multilayer is too intense for me

Posted by Jayross

Nothing is more authentic than three games.

Posted by ZeekDaGeek

Wow so many negative things going through my head.
 
Fuck you Time Crisis. Fuck you.
 
You make me want to hate the PS3, my only current gen console that I play 24/7.

Posted by TobyD81

"You got your weapon ready?"
"These games have not yet been rated."

Posted by Junpei

while I enjoy a good light gun shooter every now and again, they are never worth a purchase. It seems that companies are realizing that and bundling them now with multiple games to try and entice people but still, 3 30 minute long games.... not worth it.

Posted by big_jon

Queerosexuals.
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