Awkward Male Bonding Awaits You In Time Crisis: Razing Storm

That asian guy...he's a good, good actor

I've lost my will to live...
 
Way to make the Move look a) lame b) extremely gimmicky.

How the hell did this human make "There are two more games" sound sooooo robotic? Check 1:04 minutes in lmao. Seriously though, if a quick look is ever done it must start the same way.......

This ad looks like it came out of the 90s

Mhhh, male bonding... 
 
Two dudes playing with their... weapons... hot shit.

I know both of these actors from somewhere, but can't remember where. 
 
Brb, checking C:\Program Files\Gay Porn

" This ad looks like it came out of the 90s "

This game is perfect for boys night in. 

That pirate game came out of nowhere.

screw the acting, screw the game, the highlight of this AD is the pirates

Random Pirate game FTW

Namco bandai has it all figured out

This was awfully awesome.

Remember the first year of the Wii? Ya the Playstation Move is gonna be like that lol. 

Saw that TC game in the arcade a few months ago & remember not being that amazed by it. So Sony, how are you supposed to duck/reload like on the arcade versions of TC? Guessing it's turning around, disconnecting the controller or putting your hand over the orb.  Pirate game looks interesting but not the TC games.
 
While watching this I kept expecting one of them to start talking about retiring in a few days then dying of a heart attack (or better yet head explosions like in Scanners) due to how awesome they thought the game was.  
 
BTW Sony, not too many people care about this, why not bring back classic light gun shooters like Carnevil, Cabal or Operation Wolf instead of this TC game?

Dear LORD that was awkward, wish I could un-see it. :(

One can only dream of such bromance.  
 
Also -- Two more games!!!!  Holy shit this trailer is going down in history as one of the worst/best EVAR

Well I'm convinced, clearly this motion control business is for reals.

I feel like it should be illegal for the people very awkwardly pretending to be enjoying themselves with a product to actually voice their fake enthusiasm in anything as blatant as "this is awesome!" Seriously, if Time Crisis turns you into this, I don't fucking want it.

fuckin intense bro

" awkward is right "

A fucking Pirate shoot 'em up? I'm sold.

Wow, they sure know how to cater to their target audience.

Makes you wonder if the people that made this actually think this is the way gamers act or if they are just being stupid.  I can say this much, if my friend was over playing this with me and he jumped behind the couch to begin with, he would be greeted with my pimp hand to the face.  =\

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

" Every time I see Time Crisis, I get really excited for about 20 seconds, and then I realize that it's not Timesplitters. "

That was, uncomfortable to watch.

This is so awesome; I'm shooting pirates!

I used to love the Time Crisis games...then arcades died...and I no longer play them.

Sooooooo, that didn't look like it involved popping out from behind cover to shoot stuff.  Sooooooooooooooooo, how is that Time Crisis again?

damn. now i want to go buy a nerf gun for some reason.

" Bro, what's this? "

I LOVE it! LOVE IT! 
I wasn't going to buy a Move, but how can I not after watching this gamechanger!

All I thought at the start of this trailer was 'mutual masturbation'.
 
BUT THAT'S JUST MEE

I played the demo for this, and it was actually pretty neat. 
A great game to play with my dad, and one of the few he can actually play. 
 
I'll probably pick this up. 
 
That trailer was horrendous though.

Oh my god that's cheesy. And is it just me, or do those graphics actually look worse than the old arcade machines? 
 
@Sackmanjones:  lol what are you talking about "hardcore games" and what are you talking about "the end". if you're saying modern warfare 3 won't release on the ps3, you...fail.

My brain is actually exploding trying to figure out how 8-player Time Crisis works.

horrible, horrible, horrible. 
 
What is with the guns filling 50% of the screen?

I'm done being straight. Switching teams looks way more awesome!

"Got your weapon ready?"
(guy glances briefly at crotch)

Do people really give a shit about light gun games in 2010?

Hahaha i think this ad is secretly brilliant. Having the movie-trailer-esque voiceover guy is funny.  
 
FULLY DESTRUCTIBLE ENVIRONMENTS! 
 
And then the kids-toy-ad-esque guy looking at his friend and being like "This is SooOoO awesome!!" is also very funny. I'd actually get this if i had a PS3 and a playstation move. But i wouldn't buy all 3.... 
 
DUN DUN DUNNNN

OH MAN VIDEO GAMES

"Those guys are probably going to have some rough sex tonight. "

Dunno bout you guys, but my weapon is ALWAYS ready.

Despite Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson there, this looks kind of cool...

were those guys shooting walking dead pirates with machine guns? did that guy touch the other guys controller and like it?