Awkward Male Bonding Awaits You In Time Crisis: Razing Storm

WHOAH! WHATS THIS? THERE ARE TWO MORE GAMES! 
this video is...magic. 

To guys going back to back, awkward.

mega64 needs to do a version with a gay kiss at the end 
 
Also anyone notice how the guns cove up half the damn screen? completely pointless!

I love a good rail shooter, but they belong on the Wii.  Not on a hi-def console.  I don't think anyone ever thought that Time Crisis in the arcades was cutting edge in terms of graphics.

terrorist?   robots?   pirates?
ch ch...   ACTION!

Thats gotta be the worst, gayest trailer i've ever seen...

this makes me hate everything

The demo was waaaaaay fun, I'm actually debating getting it now. Which is a good demo if I get there from only vaguely hearing if it coming out before I played

" Every time I see Time Crisis, I get really excited for about 20 seconds, and then I realize that it's not Timesplitters. "

I wouldn't mind a good Time Crisis for the xbox 360...  Namco let me know when thats going to happen!

wow looks like there gonna be booty pumping tonight!

WOAH, WHAT'S THIS?! There's more!!!

Okay, I've watched this video, like, 5 times in a row. I need the power of Daisy Fuentes Pilates to help me get centered.
 
 

Why have they made Time Crisis look like a Wii party game :(

Guy 1: "You got your weapon ready?" 
Guy 2: *looks down at his crotch and smiles* "Yeah."

These two guys are having a Time Crisis, IN THEIR PANTS!

Wait wait wait...why were they behind the couch in the first place?  What could they have possibley been doi....oooooh.
 
Children watch this commercial, shame on you namco bandai!

" @Lemon said:

" @DrPockets000: I wouldn't say probably.   Real question is, Who's the top? "

Asian dude is way more hardcore.  It would probably be him. "

were those guys shooting walking dead pirates with machine guns? did that guy touch the other guys controller and like it? 

Despite Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson there, this looks kind of cool...

Dunno bout you guys, but my weapon is ALWAYS ready.

"Those guys are probably going to have some rough sex tonight. "

OH MAN VIDEO GAMES

Hahaha i think this ad is secretly brilliant. Having the movie-trailer-esque voiceover guy is funny.  
 
FULLY DESTRUCTIBLE ENVIRONMENTS! 
 
And then the kids-toy-ad-esque guy looking at his friend and being like "This is SooOoO awesome!!" is also very funny. I'd actually get this if i had a PS3 and a playstation move. But i wouldn't buy all 3.... 
 
DUN DUN DUNNNN

Do people really give a shit about light gun games in 2010?

"Got your weapon ready?"
(guy glances briefly at crotch)

I'm done being straight. Switching teams looks way more awesome!

horrible, horrible, horrible. 
 
What is with the guns filling 50% of the screen?

My brain is actually exploding trying to figure out how 8-player Time Crisis works.

Oh my god that's cheesy. And is it just me, or do those graphics actually look worse than the old arcade machines? 
 
@Sackmanjones:  lol what are you talking about "hardcore games" and what are you talking about "the end". if you're saying modern warfare 3 won't release on the ps3, you...fail.

I played the demo for this, and it was actually pretty neat. 
A great game to play with my dad, and one of the few he can actually play. 
 
I'll probably pick this up. 
 
That trailer was horrendous though.

All I thought at the start of this trailer was 'mutual masturbation'.
 
BUT THAT'S JUST MEE

I LOVE it! LOVE IT! 
I wasn't going to buy a Move, but how can I not after watching this gamechanger!

" Bro, what's this? "

damn. now i want to go buy a nerf gun for some reason.

Sooooooo, that didn't look like it involved popping out from behind cover to shoot stuff.  Sooooooooooooooooo, how is that Time Crisis again?

I used to love the Time Crisis games...then arcades died...and I no longer play them.

This is so awesome; I'm shooting pirates!

That was, uncomfortable to watch.

" Every time I see Time Crisis, I get really excited for about 20 seconds, and then I realize that it's not Timesplitters. "

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Makes you wonder if the people that made this actually think this is the way gamers act or if they are just being stupid.  I can say this much, if my friend was over playing this with me and he jumped behind the couch to begin with, he would be greeted with my pimp hand to the face.  =\

Wow, they sure know how to cater to their target audience.

A fucking Pirate shoot 'em up? I'm sold.

" awkward is right "