34 Comments
Posted by RipTheVeins

The more I know about this game... the less it makes sense.

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Posted by panda21

i thought this was going to be about the ps3 version D:

Posted by Poki3
@RipTheVeins said:
" The more I know about this game... the less it makes sense. "
Best part: It not making any sense makes total sense.
Posted by Junpei

Dude what?! Awesome. Probably not a buy unless there's tons of content after the fact but definately worth GameFlying...
Posted by Erik

Meh.....

Posted by Hilfemaster

How old am I?
 
Why 79 of course

Posted by MeatSim

Where those gold rings? Is Sonic making a appearance in this game?

Edited by DiGiTaL_SiN

Just in time! Witch Time that is! 
 
DAMN!

Posted by Irish87

And the puns they are a coming! Time to kill... you're just in time, witch time that is... wow, just wow. Yeah, I will not be wasting my money on this game. I'll just go download some free non-poot Japanese porn and throw the puns in for myself.

Posted by PhatSeeJay

What time is it? All I know is that yours is up.

Posted by Webby

Gold Halo's

Posted by EndrzGame

Can't wait for this game to come out! I got the early 360 demo and it plays REALLY well. Day.One.Purchase.

Posted by dbz1995

Don't mess with Bayonetta when she's got time to kill.
 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Posted by drowsap

This game looks sooooooo BAD and not in a good way

Posted by MarkWahlberg

Why did I not see this coming? Because you can't see anything coming with this effing game. Goddammit...

Posted by Curufinwe

I might buy a 360 just for this game since the PS3 version is such a mess.

Posted by Hector
@dbz1995 said:
" Don't mess with Bayonetta when she's got time to kill.  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA "
Posted by Lilja

Yay! And the demo comes out in europe on thursday! GET HYPE! 

Posted by Tennmuerti

So many cheesy puns crammed into 30 seconds my arteries are clogging.

Posted by Jayzilla

A witch with guns on her shoes. That's madness, yo!

Posted by ZagZagovich
@drowsap said:
" This game looks sooooooo BAD and not in a good way "
You are crazy. Check out the demo. It plays and looks great.
Posted by Shadow

Kinda fucked up that the age gate comes AFTER the advertisement.

Posted by thebhoy

In my opinion, this game looks BRILLIANT !
 
I WILL buy this !

Posted by Cloneslayer

Give me more japan craziness!

Posted by Milkman

Okay, game's got slow motion in it.
 
Cool.

Posted by Alphazero

I gotta tell ya, I want to play this.
 
I also accidentally told the movie I was 57 years old, which is not accurate. To whom should I address my letter of notification about this inaccuracy?

Posted by ThatFrood

this is so good

Posted by darkjester74

The age gate should have an "Old Enough" option...

Posted by DannyJ

I was watching a stream of the Japanese version and the guy couldnt get over how well the game controlled. He said the amount of action you control along with how well the camera follows the action makes God of War look rigid and unwieldy.

Posted by Mudrocket

how old are you? 80

Posted by Media_Master

Still looking forward to playing this.

Posted by His_lane

I hope PS3 port isn't completely unplayable.

Posted by Bolduk
@Hilfemaster said:
" How old am I?  Why 79 of course "
Yeah I feel like being 80 today...
Posted by BitterAlmond

"Don't mess with Bayonetta... when she's got time to kill." 
 
Such awful puns... I love it.