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Bayonetta Slows It Down

Witch Time! It's like bullet time... but for witches.

Dec. 1 2009

Posted by: Jeff

In This Episode:

Bayonetta

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RipTheVeins

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Edited By RipTheVeins

The more I know about this game... the less it makes sense.

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i thought this was going to be about the ps3 version D:

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@RipTheVeins said:
" The more I know about this game... the less it makes sense. "
Best part: It not making any sense makes total sense.
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Dude what?! Awesome. Probably not a buy unless there's tons of content after the fact but definately worth GameFlying...
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Meh.....

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Edited By Hilfemaster

How old am I?
 
Why 79 of course

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Where those gold rings? Is Sonic making a appearance in this game?

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Just in time! Witch Time that is! 
 
DAMN!

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And the puns they are a coming! Time to kill... you're just in time, witch time that is... wow, just wow. Yeah, I will not be wasting my money on this game. I'll just go download some free non-poot Japanese porn and throw the puns in for myself.

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What time is it? All I know is that yours is up.

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Gold Halo's

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Can't wait for this game to come out! I got the early 360 demo and it plays REALLY well. Day.One.Purchase.

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Don't mess with Bayonetta when she's got time to kill.
 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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This game looks sooooooo BAD and not in a good way

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Why did I not see this coming? Because you can't see anything coming with this effing game. Goddammit...

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I might buy a 360 just for this game since the PS3 version is such a mess.

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@dbz1995 said:
" Don't mess with Bayonetta when she's got time to kill.  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA "
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Yay! And the demo comes out in europe on thursday! GET HYPE! 

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So many cheesy puns crammed into 30 seconds my arteries are clogging.

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A witch with guns on her shoes. That's madness, yo!

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@drowsap said:
" This game looks sooooooo BAD and not in a good way "
You are crazy. Check out the demo. It plays and looks great.
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Kinda fucked up that the age gate comes AFTER the advertisement.

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In my opinion, this game looks BRILLIANT !
 
I WILL buy this !

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Give me more japan craziness!

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Okay, game's got slow motion in it.
 
Cool.

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I gotta tell ya, I want to play this.
 
I also accidentally told the movie I was 57 years old, which is not accurate. To whom should I address my letter of notification about this inaccuracy?

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this is so good

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The age gate should have an "Old Enough" option...

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I was watching a stream of the Japanese version and the guy couldnt get over how well the game controlled. He said the amount of action you control along with how well the camera follows the action makes God of War look rigid and unwieldy.

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how old are you? 80

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Still looking forward to playing this.

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I hope PS3 port isn't completely unplayable.

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@Hilfemaster said:
" How old am I?  Why 79 of course "
Yeah I feel like being 80 today...
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"Don't mess with Bayonetta... when she's got time to kill." 
 
Such awful puns... I love it.