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Posted by ADDTasty

Hell yeah!

Posted by zombie2011

I'll be getting this soon.

Posted by glitznglamstyle68

Bayonetta is an instant masterpiece. 
 
Tick, tock, tick, tock. Move over, Dante, Ryu, and Kratos. Your time is up.
Posted by lemon360

ok

Posted by LOZZAT

hmmm... gameplay? AWESOME!! everything else? in my opinion, meh... might buy this at some point though... maybe....

Posted by Tophat666

FUCK YOU BLOCKBUSTER FOR NOT HAVING THIS GAME TO RENT YOU ASSHOLES! I want this so badly!

Posted by dhuff

Peonnnnnnggggggggg!

Posted by Chuggsy
@glitznglamstyle68 said:
" Bayonetta is an instant masterpiece.  Tick, tock, tick, tock. Move over, Dante, Ryu, and Kratos. Your time is up. "
I can't enjoy more than one action game?
Posted by r0k1ll

Hmmmmm

Posted by swamplord666

the gameplay is the only thing thats going to get me to rent this... I'm one of those people that regard the over the top craziness as.... a little too craazy :(

Posted by RVonE
@Tophat666 said:
"FUCK YOU BLOCKBUSTER FOR NOT HAVING THIS GAME TO RENT YOU ASSHOLES! I want this so badly! "

Then buy it.
Posted by Double0hFor

i hate these type of games

Posted by BrokenPoem

Awesome video review, Ryan. Thanks a lot. If only I had some money. :(

P.S. Nice haircut. :D

Posted by IzzyGraze

Yeah...I think this game just isn't made for me.

Posted by angelfan91

TIME TO GO VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Posted by cmac2099
@glitznglamstyle68 said:
" Bayonetta is an instant masterpiece.  Tick, tock, tick, tock. Move over, Dante, Ryu, and Kratos. Your time is up. "
Did Dave Halverson write this?
Edited by spawnnut

Just rented this and its pretty awesome. May have to pick it up. 

Posted by ioannisdenton
@angelfan91: hahaha i loed SO hard, what a rediculous scened, something that tarantino would incorporate into his movies
Posted by MeatSim

Did she just start that motorcycle with her middle finger!? *runs out to buy this game*

Posted by hturan

This got a 10 in Edge. Seriously. Buying this game.

Posted by Smitatoe

I never even really was aware of this game, looks real good though. sweet review

Posted by Alphiehyr

Ryan's opinion don't mean shit.

Posted by addictedtopinescent

Lemme nique that. . . .arghh I gotta stop listening to midnight brown  
I really want to play this, it looks fucking awesome

Posted by LiquidS

So what causes the problems for this game on the PS3?  
I saw about 5 of these at the video store for rent but after reading the written review warning about the PS3 I didnt pick it up.
Posted by QuietAlien
@addictedtopinescent: haha I was thinking the same thing.
Edited by orionw
@LiquidS said:

" So what causes the problems for this game on the PS3?  I saw about 5 of these at the video store for rent but after reading the written review warning about the PS3 I didnt pick it up. "

I'd guess the biggest problem is the slow reading 2x blu-ray, for some stupid reason they decided that this game should not have a HDD install (the demo works very well since it's not on disc) which is pretty damn stupid considering every PS3 has a hard drive. Guess that's what happens when there's people crying because they have to wait 10-15 minutes once before getting to play the game..
Posted by Quipido
@orionw said:
"I'd guess the biggest problem is the slow reading 2x blu-ray, for some stupid reason they decided that this game should not have a HDD install (the demo works very well since it's not on disc) which is pretty damn stupid considering every PS3 has a hard drive. Guess that's what happens when there's people crying because they have to wait 10-15 minutes once before getting to play the game.. "
Hmm i think its just a bad "port"...instalation shouldnt really cause it to run better (apart from loading times), its internal memory that is making it choppy. But I dunno, really.
Posted by DonChipotle

This game is pretty much the best game ever

Posted by Capum15
@Meatsim said:
" Did she just start that motorcycle with her middle finger!? *runs out to buy this game* "
I...just...she flipped off the world/camera/you, then started the motorcycle (and looked like kicked up some NoS, what with the flames and all) with the same finger.
 
This game looks way to insane to not get. Probably not going to get it for a while though, but damn, I want it.
Posted by RedSox8933

Ryan, your description of this game blew my mind more than once.

Posted by BadSniper52

she's 10 feet tall??

Posted by Siris

Nice, this review got me excited to play a game I had been otherwise very uninterested in before...hopefully I'll get to play it some day.

Posted by Blitzer

Meh, seems like it's trying to hard to be "unique". I'll pass. 
 
*Goes back to Arkham Asylum*

Posted by Curufinwe

Heh, titular.

Posted by AV_Gamer

At first I didn't want to play this game. But as a fan of the Devil May Cry games and God Hand, now I want to play it.

Posted by TheHT

too bad about the ps3 version.

Posted by TripMasterMunky

seems like maybe a fun rental.

Posted by ReFracture
@orionw: Not to mention poor framerates. Most games on the PS3 that don't require installs don't take that much longer to load than their 360 counter parts.
 
It's a shame the PS3 version is mediocre, as that is my platform of choice. Ah well, I'll just play Ninja Gaiden instead.
Posted by Octaslash

The story had a surprising amount of depth if you bothered to read the notes, but overall, the characters and dialog are disappointing. It's an excellent game, but it's hard to believe these are the same guys who made Okami.

Posted by CashBailey

Excellent review as always, Ryan.

Posted by ThatFrood

He heaps so much praise on this game, and I agree with him completely! Yet, this is still only a four? Other five star reviews aren't as gushing as this!

Posted by dim499

No offense, but Ryan is far and away the best writer on their staff.

Posted by GunnBjorn

Damn, Ryan... 
 
Your reviews are always a torture to me. 
You dissect a game into minute detail, details i'd simply overlook. 
And that's why you are a video game journalist and i a mere logistics employee.
Posted by GunnBjorn
@dim499 said:
"No offense, but Ryan is far and away the best writer on their staff. "

Brad comes close, but yeah, i'm with you on that statement.
Posted by strangeling
@ThatFrood said:
" He heaps so much praise on this game, and I agree with him completely! Yet, this is still only a four? Other five star reviews aren't as gushing as this! "
Everyone remember to look at the FAQ, and read up on what the different ratings mean here at Giant Bomb. 
 
I'm going to say, he probably thinks it falls under the three star " An inherent appreciation of this game's specific gameplay style, characters, subject matter, and so on may play as big a role in your enjoyment as the actual quality of the game," but also thinks it's better than "The halfway point."
Edited by Seppli

So - after much deliberation, going back and forth from bargain bin to full price purchase - I finally caved and did place my order for Bayonetta at my local eshop.
 
Ryan's 'I feel like the developers did make exactly the game they wanted to...' was the tipping point. Also - the stripper stuff prominently featured in the video review did add an enticing point too.
 
I'm a sucker for gratuitous sexyness and skimpy outfits! Also - SEGA has to be rewarded for letting Platinum go apeshit on this one. It's been too long since SEGA did something really cool. Bayonetta is it.

Posted by BD_Mr_Bubbles
@Alphiehyr said:
"Ryan's opinion don't mean shit. "
 
and your opinion that his doesn't matter does, to most people i doubt it.
Posted by Mezmero

Awesome video review naturally to go with an awesome written review.  This game had me at the 10-foot tall amazon babe with the ultimate in compromised fashion.  That's just plain hot, she's my type in fantasy land.... I have problems.    
Posted by Xeiphyer
@BD_Mr_Bubbles said:
" @Alphiehyr said:
"Ryan's opinion don't mean shit. "
 and your opinion that his doesn't matter does, to most people i doubt it. "
Where did this random douchebag come from, if you don't like it, go back to gamespot.
Posted by Yummylee

Looks great n all, but me personally, I'd prefer a DMC5. Or better yet, I'll just keep my money for Darksiders....annnd Mass effect 2...annd god of war 3...annd ect.
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