Become the Controller In Sonic Free Riders!

Sonic 4 convinced me that Sega needs to burnt to the ground. This makes me firmly believe that everyone who works there should be disemboweled and then rocketed into the sun.

With a sonic game like this where you are the controller, i wonder what happens on screen when you are sobbing in a corner (after buying this).

Woah, SEGA. With all these quality titles featuring Sonic, you're over saturate the market for redundant mascots.

That dude needs some furniture. 
 
Also, I still don't understand who the controller is.

" Remember, with Kinect YOU BECOME THE CONTROLLER!!! "

There is no spoo...I mean there is no controller.  
 
That shit is lame.  The fact that they are marketing this to twenty something males is hilarious to me.  

Day one. Even if I don't have kinect. 

" Remember, with Kinect YOU BECOME THE CONTROLLER!!! "

Remember, with Kinect YOU BECOME THE CONTROLLER!!!

Whoa. CRaZy!!

That's right, kiddies, get in shape with Sonic and friends! Working out has never been so much fun! I mean, just look at the guy moving! He's totally not an actor, and he's having fun*!
 
*The factor of fun may differ from the commercial. You have officially been warned.

Or... We could, like you know, use a controller. Much like we've done for over 20 years now...

HAHA holy shit that looks so lame

I'm not even gonna bother to comment on this. 
 
 
 
...oh wait.

I bet the guy in the commercial hates Kinect.

Another great game in the Sonic franchise
 
^ Is this what Sega thinks?

Invisible Limbo!

no thanks

I'm the controller? I'm.. the controller...

Fuck you Sega. 
Fuck you.

If you had to go to those lengths to accurately control it (which you don't), no one would ever complete a race.

I'd...rather not.

No!

Cool.
EDIT: HOLY FUCKING AWESOME, I can't believe I got it. Now I'll watch the video.
EDIT2: I take back my previous comment of 'Cool.' This looks pretty gay.