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Bradley May Cry: Part 05

Is this the end for Dante? Will we see glorious victory or suffer blasé defeat at the hands of indifference.

Aug. 14 2013

Cast: Vinny

Posted by: Vinny

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Devil May Cry

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your bradleys ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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yay!

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So excited. Will Bradley Cry?

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your bradleys ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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I HAVE SPECIAL EYES!

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brad, you are so WRONG. The only thing to use on a PB&J is RASPBERRY JAM. Don't give me no yucky jelly/Jell-O you can't spread. Raspberry Jam. The only jam to use. For anything.

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@debigulator: is that a mustachioed lower face or a baked darth vader

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The time has come

and so have I

̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your bradleys ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Someone has been spending too much time on Saltybet

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God damn, I love this site, errything about it.

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bradly shouldn't tolerate Leaguee of Legends memes on his premium content

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Brad we give you shit because we love you man. :-3

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@bkbroiler: Brad has been talking about playing LoL.

Playing it.

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@bkbroiler: In normal circumstances I wouldn't have uttered it.

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your donger ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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Vinny, you are my favorite person ever.

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Never really did PB... and I only use Jelly/Jam for toast or a sausage biscuit. I think it's just a texture thing, just feels like eating glue.

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watching a ocd dude refusing to learn, playing my favorite game is the worst premium content ever

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Alright guys, I'll be the one to say it. That goat is really well endowed!

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Oh man, Inquisitor novels. You should actually read Ravenor Vinny! Before that though, read the Eisenhorn omnibus. It comes before Ravenor and is also excellent.

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brad, you are so WRONG. The only thing to use on a PB&J is RASPBERRY JAM. Don't give me no yucky jelly/Jell-O you can't spread. Raspberry Jam. The only jam to use. For anything.

whatever man raspberry's not even a fruit

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That intro was so great.

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"A d'ousand sooooooouuuuls, ev'ryday"

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This video will definitely Raise your Donger.

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@ejiehi said:

Brad we give you shit because we love you man. :-3

I just do it to hear his patented "Uuuuuuurgh!" catchphrase.

Based on the description, I'm guessing that soon the battle is over, lost.. to apathy!!!

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@brad Man, I've had this name since Q3Test. I'm nearly 30, but WeaponMan sounds so dumb, like the laziest robot master.

Also, you could totally finish this game in one more update, maybe. The next level has no boss, then 21 and 22 have bosses and 23 is the finale chapter, but isn't really something that's meant to be all that hard.

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That intro is everything I've ever wanted, in the last place I'd expect.

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Bless Vinny for his unflappable enthusiasm and encouragement. He's the Ebony to Brad's Ivory.

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The best kind of jelly is no jelly. Just give me peanut butter. Fuck a grape, a strawberry and a raspberry. Peanut butter sandwich and big glass of milk is all you need.

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@milkman said:

The best kind of jelly is no jelly. Just give me peanut butter. Fuck a grape, a strawberry and a raspberry. Peanut butter sandwich and big glass of milk is all you need.

Damn right!

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In-depth peanut butter conversation 10 minutes in.

I love Giant Bomb.

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Dongers

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your donger ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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Cream cheese and strawberry jam toasted in a pan like grilled cheese is amazing.

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@doe3879 said:

watching a ocd dude refusing to learn, playing my favorite game is the worst premium content ever

Or is it the best? Watching Brad brute-force his way through this game using cheese tactics and unbridled rage with very little regard for playing it well is sort of cathartic, really. Also, it's his own damn fault for dragging this out as long as it has been dragged out. Maybe if he had bothered to play the game more than every 3 months he wouldn't be in this hellscape of set camera angles and demons for our amusement.

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@doe3879 said:

watching a ocd dude refusing to learn, playing my favorite game is the worst premium content ever

No no no, it's the best!

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how the heck did i miss this live?!?!

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I can't even enjoy the schadenfreude. Just don't even bother with the rest of this game. Do a peanut butter podcast instead.

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I don't even think this is worth archiving on the site. Saying "I don't care" repeatedly and not even trying to play the game seriously is all well and fine, but if you get to that point, just stop streaming and go home. Don't charge money for people to watch you sit there complaining you want to go.

Of course everyone is now going to rush in and attack me for saying anything negative about the site, but whatever. I applaud Vinny for managing to stay positive and trying to keep Brad's attention on the game.

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Potato chip sandwiches are great! Used to have 'em all the time after school.
Hell sometimes I still make them if I've got a small bag of potato chips I wanna stretch out or leftovers from a larger one.

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@deegee: As much as I agree with you, it's pretty much the attitude of all content on Giant Bomb. Rarely do they quick look or play a game with passion or enjoyment. It can be tiring, especially when I have fond memories of the games they're dismissing - but I like the guys too much to stop watching or contributing my hard-earned money.

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Brad should just buy all the Holy Water he can and get through the game. I don't know how many people remember, but we (people who enjoy the DMC series) wanted Brad to play DM3 to compare it to the rebooted DmC to see why people had issues with it.

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Seeing Brad leave the store with 4000 orbs was one of the larger face palms I've done in a while.

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Brad, why don't you just finish this game (it will take one more go I think), then do one stream of DMC2, see what it's about, then move on to DMC3.

People really are waiting for the DMC3 stuff anyway. It would be cool if you did all of it, but if you're not enjoying it, maybe it's best not to bother with it.

On top of that, if you die a few times in a row in 3, you'll unlock easy difficulty, so it should frustrate you less playing that. Also, the special edition is somewhat easier than the standard edition.

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@golguin said:

Brad should just buy all the Holy Water he can and get through the game. I don't know how many people remember, but we (people who enjoy the DMC series) wanted Brad to play DM3 to compare it to the rebooted DmC to see why people had issues with it.

That whole idea is long gone by now and Brad has definitely moved on in his interests. Similarly after beating DmC which was an excellent game I wanted to play through DMC3 but in the long run I simply lost interest and moved on.