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Cabela's Big Game Hunter: Pro Hunts Stalks Stores Today

I really don't know if I trust this dude with firearms.

Mar. 25 2014

Posted by: Alex

59 Comments

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I swear I thought that said "Bro Hunts".

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Oh you better quick look this or I will be so angry I might write some very angry words on the internet!

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I think their hunting "pros" are some crack heads they found outside the developer's office. Give you a dollar if you let me glue ping pong balls to your face!

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Quick look when?

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Skyrim, with guns--and bird-calls.

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@herbiebug said:

Nothing makes me angrier than a person who hunts for sport. Disgusting hobby.

Shoot targets. Shoot clay pigeons. Fine. But you leave the wilderness alone.

Disgusting hobby? Please, I doubt you even know a damn thing about hunting yet feel the need to condemn others. Give me one good reason to "leave the wilderness alone".

Despite your "elegant" response, this is not hunting. Native tribes hunt, using stealth and tracking skills to kill animals for food, clothing, shelter, tools, etc. "Hunters" in industrialized countries today just use advanced weapons technology to get their rocks off from killing things. Some use the meat, but most I know do not. Furthermore, hunting for meat is not necessary anymore in our global economy, which brings us back to doing this for the fun of killing something - one of our more gross primal instincts which has been remarkably suppressed through societal contracts which are a real hallmark of human achievement. Then there is the whole issue of extinction and ecosystem change being driven by humans, of which over hunting plays a role and of which we have any documented cases. So even if you don't care about living creatures and just want to kill them for fun instead of for a reason, it will come back to bite you in your own (well, future generations of your family at least) ass.

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Giant White Words are fun but we don't have much money... Let's attach it to a bear!

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Good God, that looks assy.

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I hunt from time to time (relax wanna be eco folks, I mount the head and eat the rest whenever I can), but these games were always just dumb.

That screen cap and the final shot of "Soon To Eviscerated By A Bear Man" made it worth a click though, I'll give them that.

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Nothing makes me angrier than a person who hunts for sport. Disgusting hobby.

Shoot targets. Shoot clay pigeons. Fine. But you leave the wilderness alone.

Disgusting hobby? Please, I doubt you even know a damn thing about hunting yet feel the need to condemn others. Give me one good reason to "leave the wilderness alone".

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These games are always so terribad it's not even funny any more. The only hunting game I ever enjoyed was Deer Hunter 2. Still the best.

I wish @drewbert and @vinny would try out that f2p hunting game theHunter, now that it has multiplayer. I'd love to see them try and shoot some virtual cute little animals.

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#TeamShockey

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That screen cap.

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I think there is a Cabelas light gun arcade game where you literally shoot tons of animals Rambo style. It's hilarious

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Nothing makes me angrier than a person who hunts for sport. Disgusting hobby.

Shoot targets. Shoot clay pigeons. Fine. But you leave the wilderness alone.

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If I was killed by a charging moose, I would be somewhat embarrassed.

Well... you'd be dead.

I guess your family might be embarrassed though. Butted By Bambi's Badass Big Bro read the headline.

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If I was killed by a charging moose, I would be somewhat embarrassed.

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This game needs a Giantbomb quicklook and a multi-player mode where it's animals vs hunters.

I love that the Cabela games keep getting released because it means there is a whole part of the videogame market that I am not aware of.

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Growing up in the sticks, you know, there are a few days out of the year you just need to stay indoors and away from all the drunk bastards with high-power rifles. Maybe those guys will stay inside and play this instead of shooting their empties in the woods with their 30 ought 6.

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come for the sick base line, leave when that total creepo breaks the 4th wall and enters your soul.

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Will never understand people who kill animals for fun, fucking disgusting! Even worse, people who buy dogshit like this :)

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Do I want to watch this? The thumbnail has me scared

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@mathey said:

@sweep said:

For some reason that thumbnail reminds me of Matt Kessler...

I was gonna say the same thing.

Ditto. That looks like Kessler in about 10 years after he's killed a few people and gotten a taste for it.

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Please Quick Look this

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ILL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!!!!!
ILL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!!!!!

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Pretty sure that's an Alan Wake screenshot.

Same engine. In fact, it's Pretty much Alan Wake 2.

I'd love to quickly look at this game.

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I'm pretty sure all of these people are bosses in the Dead Rising games

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As long as the ratio of Titan/Hunter is balanced enough, I'll give it a go.

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Looks like a Skyrim mod.

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No PC version? Bummer.... (not really)

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Edited By mathey

@sweep said:

For some reason that thumbnail reminds me of Matt Kessler...

I was gonna say the same thing.

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QL incoming? I've been good.

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If I can't do sick 360 jumping noscopes on unassuming forest wildlife in this game I won't buy it.

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Pretty sure that's an Alan Wake screenshot.

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Brought to you by the NRA.

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If you go hunting with Wade he will probably "accidentally" shoot you.

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Hey man you wanna ride the rollercoaster scream if you wanna go fasteeeeerrrrrrr.

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JIM SHOCKEY 360 NO SCOPES ON MOOSE ALL DAY FOOLS

CAN'T TOUCH THESE E-SPORTS

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Doesn't even matter if the guy at the end kills the moose or not, he is dead regardless. So unrealistic.

@hatking said:
There should be a multiplayer mode where one team gets to play as the bears and hunt the drunk inbred folk.
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Doesn't even matter if the guy at the end kills the moose or not, he is dead regardless. So unrealistic.

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lol

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They terk er jerbs!

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Is it wrong that I want a quick look?

Same. I think I'd want Vinny to do it too.

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YEAH!!! FUCK ANIMALS!!!!!!

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I don't know why, but I love that these games still exist somehow.

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I really don't know if I trust this dude with firearms.

I do know. And no, you shouldn't.