Cabela's Big Game Hunter: Pro Hunts Stalks Stores Today

Good God, that looks assy.

Giant White Words are fun but we don't have much money... Let's attach it to a bear!

Despite your "elegant" response, this is not hunting. Native tribes hunt, using stealth and tracking skills to kill animals for food, clothing, shelter, tools, etc. "Hunters" in industrialized countries today just use advanced weapons technology to get their rocks off from killing things. Some use the meat, but most I know do not. Furthermore, hunting for meat is not necessary anymore in our global economy, which brings us back to doing this for the fun of killing something - one of our more gross primal instincts which has been remarkably suppressed through societal contracts which are a real hallmark of human achievement. Then there is the whole issue of extinction and ecosystem change being driven by humans, of which over hunting plays a role and of which we have any documented cases. So even if you don't care about living creatures and just want to kill them for fun instead of for a reason, it will come back to bite you in your own (well, future generations of your family at least) ass.

Skyrim, with guns--and bird-calls.

Quick look when?

I think their hunting "pros" are some crack heads they found outside the developer's office. Give you a dollar if you let me glue ping pong balls to your face!

Oh you better quick look this or I will be so angry I might write some very angry words on the internet!

I swear I thought that said "Bro Hunts".