Coco Joins Up With Team Ghost for Ghost Recon: Future Soldier

Because all women play their video games almost naked.

When your game has been delayed so many times that people stopped caring, I don't think putting a dumb reality star to market it is going to do the game any favors.

@guiseppe said:

Because all women play their video games almost naked.

Wait they don't? Then what is the Kinetic for? I am confused.

At least try to hide what you're doing in your marketing.

Shouting, "Hey, this game is awful, but you look like somebody who can party after class and hold your liquor, and this is gonna be right up your alley!" isn't usually a good sign.

See, if they used Ice T, this would have seemed more believable as he is a gamer (just check out his twitter) but I don't get that same vibe from Coco T so it just comes off looks cheap and sexualized.

in for recoiling silicone.

i just threw up in mouth a little bit

Who the hell is this for?

Okay, I'll admit that women wearing almost no clothing and having reasonably fine behinds is great and all, but what the hell does this have to do with anything? And what is Team Ghost? Did we miss something? Also, when promoting a game.. why the hell have Ice T's wife, and not the man himself (although he seems to be next., maybe?). This entire thing is just weird, although I guess that whole "take out enemies with careful planning" bit that old Ghost Recon was about isn't the fashionable thing these days, so sell it with ass, titties and multiplayer? But yeah, it's not like the tits are IN the actual game, so that's also no point, and... well, the game is kind of a peripheral to this trailer, no? Weird.

So, I guess that's why we can't have nice things.

You're doing awesome work for the stereotypes there Ubi, keep it up.

Ubisoft! You make France look bad, so eeeh... Stop that.

*Waits for Ice T to kill the majority of the GB community for insulting his wife*

dat ass

I have to say, that was complete and utter ridiculousness.

I was actually surprised at Coco though. Despite the obviously canned lines like, "This game is bad-ass," it kind of seemed like she knew what was going on with the game.

Thanks. If shes in the game, I will buy a copy.

And now I know who Coco is.

Butt...why?

That's what I wear when I use Kinect.

more please.

Wait it's not a joke?

Oh dear.

I'm not sure if this is some sort of French humor that I am missing...

@Terjay said:

ASS TIME FOO'! BLAOW!

LETS SEE THAT AGAIN! BLAOW!

So why do we care if a prostitute can shoot guns?

@artgarcrunkle said:

Sad pandering from Ubi.

Ubi's all about dat panderin BOOBmaster

I just love what shooting guns does to fake tits ;)

It's like if a blowup doll was given life.

What is a coco?

What the hell did I just watch?! I was all psyched for this game but after this I don't know...

@Lukeweizer said:

That's what I wear when I use Kinect.

me too, everyone need skin tight kinect-wear, your not using it right if you dont.

Something about this promo seems to scream at me "COME TRY THIS GAME IT'S ACCESSIBLE!". I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise to me, but perhaps Ubisoft is trying to put this game on par with Call of Duty. And to think, around a decade ago Tom Clancy games had tactical planning before you shot the enemy in the face with an M4.

The worst thing this millenium is the tag "Reality TV Star"

@Oni said:

@Terjay said:

ASS TIME FOO'! BLAOW!

LETS SEE THAT AGAIN! BLAOW!

LETS GO INTO SHOW ME WHAT JUST HAPPENED MODE BLOW!

Gross.

Someone should let her know she has a serious wedgie there.

it's a dumb trailer but holy shit you guys are fucking terrible it's just a video game trailer

@projectino said:

man this game looks bad...

EDIT: maybe i shouldnt watch this at work... lol

Beta was fucking awesome and it's Tom Clancy so I don't see where you're coming from

Not a fan of fake breast but man that ass.

I'm not sure what I just witnessed, but I think I liked it. A lot.

This makes me wanna buy the game less..

If you're the kind of person that falls for this kind of advertising, I really feel sorry for how easily manipulated you are.

@PhantomGardener said:

This makes me wanna buy the game less..

I thought it was just me, but I can see some others agree. Sorry Coco, you look 40 years old at age 33. Whatever you're doing just stop because your fifty year old husband looks better then you do right now.

Wait, does this mean that we can make a Coco page now?

@DeShawn2ks said:

Not a fan of fake breast but man that ass.

mmm. mmhhmmm

This kind of advertising has never really seemed to work that well, but she's pretty cool and more power to her.

Coco is fucking disgusting.

Umm... o..k... I'm not exactly sure what this was I just watched but ok. I must say that jawline is very very questionable and the face in general but hey, t n a, so i guess its ok, but really though?

Ah yes, this game does remind me of my time in war. Mainly assholes making money off the deaths of my friends, but yeah still war. Thanks, Ubisoft.

Man am I glad that I have liberal parents and being gay is healthy + normal.

Because I am now. thanks to this video.