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Coco Joins Up With Team Ghost for Ghost Recon: Future Soldier

Is this safe for work? I honestly can't tell.

May. 11 2012

Posted by: Alex

299 Comments

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Video game

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Ice-T must be a very happy man.

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They just hit rock bottom with this game although it is quite a nice looking bottom.

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WTF? Comedy? A parody? :P

Good marketing UBI. The devs gotta love this.

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"If we use a woman with large breasts firing weapons, it will be an instant sale!" 
 
Something along these lines is how I'm thinking some PR guy is thinking...

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You know, I've never actually set down and watched Ice loves Coco. But after watching this, I feel like I've seen enough of Ice loves Coco.

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@flanker22 said:

her body is simply unreal its like an exaggerated caricature but in real life.

Unreal like alot of surgery, yes.
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My girlfriend is much hotter (and younger...) than her, and on top of that...

She has a fucking brain...

Seriously, great fuck, i'm sure, but i couldn't stand living with a bitch like that...

Btw, any interest i had for this game...

Is now gone.

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So this is a game aimed at 12 year olds? Great, we really need more of those.

@BPRJCTX: I'd like to see the person who could read such a stupid script, wearing an outfit like that, without looking like a moron. I'm sure even your godly girlfriend would have a hard time.

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I don't know. I don't care. Good for everyone.

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I thought this was cute, but stupid at first.

Then she's flat out not wearing pants like 30 seconds in and I rolled my eyes, wrote this comment, now I'm going to try and forget I ever saw this retarded ass video.

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dear lord.............

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@BoOzak said:

So this is a game aimed at 12 year olds? Great, we really need more of those.

@BPRJCTX: I'd like to see the person who could read such a stupid script, wearing an outfit like that, without looking like a moron. I'm sure even your godly girlfriend would have a hard time.

Wait what?!

Are you gonna tell me you haven't seen that bitch before?

That's not a script, and they didn't make her wear that shit...

She acts likes that, and walks around like that, all the fucking time!!!

Do some research man...

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No Caption Provided

(In relation to this whole... thing)

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@Volgin13 said:

Ice-T must be a very happy man.

Thats what I was thinking was the case.

Lady is a trip...get a Miranda flashback from the 'behind' shots.

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@BPRJCTX said:

@BoOzak said:

So this is a game aimed at 12 year olds? Great, we really need more of those.

@BPRJCTX: I'd like to see the person who could read such a stupid script, wearing an outfit like that, without looking like a moron. I'm sure even your godly girlfriend would have a hard time.

Wait what?!

Are you gonna tell me you haven't seen that bitch before?

That's not a script, and they didn't make her wear that shit...

She acts likes that, and walks around like that, all the fucking time!!!

Do some research man...

Coco isn't really famous outside the US, I think and well... why would she be?
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Edited By audiosnow

At least try to hide what you're doing in your marketing.

Shouting, "Hey, this game is awful, but you look like somebody who can party after class and hold your liquor, and this is gonna be right up your alley!" isn't usually a good sign.

@mnzy said:

Looks like a fake ad making fun about America.
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"With Team Ghost I bring beauty and brains, in all gaming that is key because women, they focus on what they need to do to get the game right."

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE WORDS YOU ARE SAYING?

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Well I don't think I'll be buying this game. That is what this video was for right? It's an add for this Ghost Recon and not for Coco's tits and ass right?

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CoCo The Gun Fluffer

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@mnzy said:

@flanker22 said:

her body is simply unreal its like an exaggerated caricature but in real life.

Unreal like alot of surgery, yes.

I saw some article on some unholy recess of the internet about her having and ultrasound done on her ass to prove it was natural.

Also, without any cameltoe shots, how am I supposed to believe that's the real Coco T?

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Uhhhhh. No. Yes. No.

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WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Ubi, going two for two this week. First, the AC III "unlock" to get a trailer, and now this?

Worst marketing team this year.

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That ass.

Fuck the marketing for this game.

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Also... has anyone ever been to Complex.com, you know the site that is advertised int he corner (and the reason why this was made)?

If you have, then this video should NOT surprise you in anyway. If you haven't... well... there ya go.

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This is dumb and ass aside, she's kinda ugly.

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Oh shit! Her butt's a ghost

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Edited By vague_optimism

I was way more excited about watching this trailer when I thought Conan O' Brien was doing the voice for a female character. :(

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@BBQBram said:

This is dumb and ass aside, she's kinda ugly.

Even with that... No.

Either way, Ice-T is my boy.

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Well, I really didn't enjoy that. Thanks Ubisoft.

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I'm confused. Where's Conan O'Brien?

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Ubisoft doesn't get it.

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So sad.

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@snowflame said:

I'm confused. Where's Conan O'Brien?

Exactly what I was thinking... I'm sorry but Mr. O'Brien has the name CoCo. I don't know who this bitch is but she needs a new name.

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@snowflame said:

I'm confused. Where's Conan O'Brien?

@Sauson said:

When I saw Coco I thought they meant Conan O'brien.

I am disappointed.

Yeah, I was waiting for Conan to show up the whole video. What a waste.

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Video appropriately crashed chrome.

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were the kardashian's unavailable? anyway, love the autistic marketing strategy. now we're only one President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho away from idiocracy. great job ubisoft! fucking morons...

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why use woman with plastic boobs to sell your game about future guns and stuffs...WHY UBI?!

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nope

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What the fuck did I just watch.

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Eh. Ubi totally sucks at advertising their games lately. First AC3's shenanigans, now this.

I appreciate Ubi's "Think outside the box" motive but this is just silly.

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OH GOD HER BOOB WHEN SHE SHOOTS THE GUN. GROSS.

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I forced myself to watch the whole thing and boy, was it super dumb. It's not like it got worse or anything either, it just retained a clean, consistent awfulness from beginning to end.

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ahaha.wav

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Are you serious? Just... No.

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Goddamn, you guys are reaching NeoGAF levels of annoying, it's not that serious to me but to others I guess it is.

*shrugs*

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The video isn't playing. Not that I terribly mind.

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this is fucking stupid. I though I knew what this game was about, but now im confused.

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GUN PORN!

They know their demographic well, this is for people who get a hard on by holding a big gun in their hands. The big fake boobs is perfect for that demographic. And she seems to feel the same way talking about holding guns and feeling the power, I swear some people are jerking off to this.

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@PerfidiousSinn said:

@snowflame said:

I'm confused. Where's Conan O'Brien?

@Sauson said:

When I saw Coco I thought they meant Conan O'brien.

I am disappointed.

Yeah, I was waiting for Conan to show up the whole video. What a waste.

I was going to make that joke damn it.