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Posted by hungrynun

Three minutes of absolute confusion.

Posted by nanikore

HEY WE PUT CRAPPY GRAPHICS AND AN UNORIGINAL PLOT AND CHARACTERS IN OUR GAME AND WE ALSO MADE IT INTO A CRAPPY JAPANESE RPG SO YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD

Posted by Piglet

What just happened?

Posted by MarkWahlberg

Who is the voice of the talking book? It's really familiar...

Posted by MC_Izawa

Book guardians?
"GRANDMA!?"
Deformed girls killing innocent people? 

Sign me up.

Posted by SPACETURTLE

Wait, this is an RPG with flying and talking books?
 
Awesome!

Posted by msdss

What the shit...

Edited by Pacmanlh

*blank stare* . . . . . What?

Posted by Duffman

See kids, this is why you shouldn't read books.

Posted by Dante_the_Jedi

WHAT IS GOING ON !
 
Something about a book, a little girl and non-stop crazyness....count me in

Posted by Joten

Looks odd.  Let's see how this turns out.
 
Also...is Brad the only one at work today?

Posted by CrazedJoker

What the hell...

Posted by IrradiatedTurnip

The main character's design is very visually unappealing...
Posted by Zabant

Hey look, another by the book japanese production.
 
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Posted by NakAttack
@Joten: jeff is in hawii, and i bet ryan vinny and drew are asleep because of the xboxalypse. so its plausible.
Posted by avantegardener

Damn Nier unwatchable.

Posted by Hoagie808

Reading is power!

Posted by Singeslayer

Well, then  and you know that happened; clearly.

Posted by MisterMouse

visually it doesnt look like anything special, but it kind of peaks the interest

Posted by TheMoD

This game looks awesome, why is everyone so bitchy
Posted by JoyfullOFrockets

''Japanese'' quite sums it up.

Posted by Kohe321

wut

Posted by dbz1995

...what

Posted by Syphous

I get it! I know exactly what's going on! Ok, it's like this.. Japanese people are fucking crazy.
 
Also, one of those books sounded like Steven Jay Blum.

Posted by bodgie

was that voice a la wesker? hmm, i got surprised when i read this was for 360 and ps3..first i thought it was for the psp or something :S

Posted by Jeremy_x

Tim Burton is working now for SquareEnix, I see....
Posted by swamplord666

Clever marketing ploy... Confuse people so much, they buy the game to figure out what the hells is up with this game! 

Posted by ArcLyte

this game ignites within me a brilliant desire to defecate.

Posted by GalacticDonut
@MarkWahlberg: One of them sounded like Liam O'Brien, no clue on the other
Posted by Brackynews

Looks like Shin Megami Tensei has stiff competition for WTF Factor.
In Persona the hermaphrodites are only hinted at...

Posted by Curious_George

So, something like a Japanese version of The Pagemaster?  

Posted by Snail

WHAT THE FUCK.

Edited by darkjester74

Whats not to understand?  Eyepatch dude runs around with an animated tome as a sidekick to kill ugly critters.  Also he gets stabbed a lot.  It's like if Kojima made a new Kameo game.
 
*looks around* What?  It could happen.

Edited by onarum

yep, another generic JRPG to ignore.

Posted by 4f3f4324f342

It actually looks frickin awesome
Posted by FunExplosions

"I hate you because of your disease! Fuck your cancer. Fuck you."
 
I'm gonna have to deal with the corniness and just play this. It looks too crazy to miss. And no that's not a real quote, but it should be.

Posted by Taka

Japan - You'll find it at the corner of Creepy Street and WTF

Posted by Subject2Change

Voice acting seems surprisingly much better than FFXIII. While FFXIII voice acting has grown on me, this looks good from the start in that department. It'll most likely be a purchase from me, however with so much to play on my plate and time lacking it will prob be a discounted purchase, probably off of an Amazon deal of the day.

Posted by gave1

From now on, instead of typing "WTF", we should just type NIER

Edited by decker12

They need some serious work with their localization department. 
 
"Now you will understand.. in time!" Well, which one is it?
 
Why are people fluent in Japanese and English so hard for Square Enix to find?

Posted by boylie

Well that was..... a thing...

Posted by Sjupp
@FunExplosions said:
" "I hate you because of your disease! Fuck your cancer. Fuck you."  I'm gonna have to deal with the corniness and just play this. It looks too crazy to miss. And no that's not a real quote, but it should be. "
Now it is.
Posted by Harletron

Ok so going simply from the symbolism. Some caveman lookin dudes daughter is sick with a disease that's all like magic script infects her body or some bullshit. The disease relates to crazy face books that are like ancient magicians converted into text. But then why did the camera pan through a modern looking city, what are those smiling things what are the crazy lightning cloud monster guys what the hell is going on questions upon questions AAAIEEE!!

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Posted by Pet_Assassin

At the risk of invoking a long dead meme,
This is madness!

Posted by crusader8463

The combat doesn't interest me but the story looks neat. Since it doesn't have their precious Final Fantasy logo on it I hope they release it on the PC like they did the Last Remnant.

Posted by RVonE

Bland geometry and textures, grey-brownish washed-out aesthetics, and yet its craziness somehow makes it compelling to me. I'm curious to see how this game turns out.
Posted by Tarsier

lol jrpgs.

Posted by OmegaChosen
@decker12 said:
" They need some serious work with their localization department.   "Now you will understand.. in time!" Well, which one is it?  Why are people fluent in Japanese and English so hard for Square Enix to find? "
I think it's a pun, since the guy kind of/sort of/maybe travels through time to find the cure to his daughter's sickness or whatever. That's why there are modernish environments but he dresses weird and uses magic. But apparently it doesn't involve time travel so I can only assume they freeze his butt in magic carbonite and thaw him out later to fight evil monsters because they're insane magic floating books.
 
So it goes.
Posted by IchiroYagiza

?? o_O ??

Posted by Keegs

YOU SHALL NEVER RETRIEVE THE NECRONOMICON!!!
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