Conquer the Video Craze: Centipede

what?

so weird!

i demand we get these for every game damn it!

"you play as african american musician 50 Cent, and you occasionally see these big ass ramps, which you need to jump over"

I guess this badboy would bring a good price at ebay...

This is tremendous

oh boy! Centipede tips!

Erm...

...YES!!!

Stick a sweet hip hop beat over that and you've got yourself a number 1 hit!

"Who are you?"

"I am a gun, that is shaped like a snake head."

Awesome

nice

Screw the internet and FAQs just give me instructional help vinyl records from now on!

Ok I just made a really bad quality hip hop remix that's pretty sweet. It's kind of loud so maybe turn down your sound first.

haha?

i dont really know what this is, but i like it.

Before the Internet became public, this is what they had to resort too.

More of these need to be made for current titles.

YOU ARE THE GUN.  8O

Welcome to 1980.

videogame manual on record ?!?!??! what ?!?!?!?

oookay?

Time to cue "Ode to a Centipede" & more 8-bit things.

Ode to a Centipede lyrics (can't find a youtube capture of the song), still have the vinyl of Pac Man fever though somewhere around here.
http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/cvg/PacmanFever/centipede.shtml

Atari Centipede Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6CtL-Ulkqk&feature=related

This is pretty much your typical Brady Guide read out loud.
You know, those strategy guides that are 200 pages of step by step instructions
stating the obvious... for morons... and cheaters.
And they charge insane amounts of money for them.
Sure I'll pay $24.99 for a "book" that uses an entire page
that tells me I need to push the right trigger to fire...
>_<

Kill that fucking spider!

The only thing that would make that cooler is if it was Brad's voice. Vinny also needs to make one for Persona 4.

"When you are facing the Teddie boss make sure to cast Bufu. Wait, was Bufu bad or good? Just try it and find out. When all else fails cast Hama though."

I want the Persona 4 booklet read to me by Funky Student. 

Now play it at 45! Haha.

...asshole spider.

That was..... unbelievably random.

Thank you for making me up in a "uhm... wtf?" kind of way.

If you play it backward, you'll conjure a fuckin' demon. True story.

Sounds like a good guide to life! Avoid everything especially Centipedes!

" Ok I just made a really bad quality hip hop remix that's pretty sweet. It's kind of loud so maybe turn down your sound first.

  

"

They don't make video game manuals like that anymore.

Even thou Crabcraft made a remix first, I had to make my own remix and btw it's in a much higher quality quality. Please enjoy :)

That guy's voice can put anyone to sleep

This is Awesome!

haha is this jeff goldblum

Ok, now that's funny.

hahaha nice manual
so old skool

They're going to get you. 

GameFAQs B.C.

I remember this guy's voice from a sample in some song where he was describing Defender. I never knew it was an actual thing.

Awesome.

"You are a GUN, which looks like a snakehead". He is so damn calm...

"You are a freakishly large man, that looks like a meathead.  The object of the game is to duck and cover, while shooting the enemies that come at you.  You will do this for ten hours."

Can we get a record like this for Nobi Nobi Boy.... please....?

" You are ... uh.... well a little ..... You are a ... ugh...     ...   ...   thats it , i quit!!   "

A little trippy.

Exactly the tips I need for everyday life.