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Posted by XTraFries

weird...

Posted by Vitius

What even... is this...

Posted by RE_Player1

Thank you for posting this Alex.

Posted by Vexxan

What

Posted by KickahaOta

This is what happens when you've run out of marketing ideas but you still have a marketing budget.

Posted by Brian333

I really hope you guys didn't already vote on "Best Advertisement for a Video Game with Sonic in the Name, of 2012" because this is the clear winner.

Posted by Graham_Nix

I liked it.

Posted by Gruff182

I've no idea who she is.

Posted by Sergotron

I don't know why this exist, but am glad it does.

Posted by killawogg

sounds about right, wrecking and all, she seems to have a knack for that in real life

Posted by Sanity

Wow, not likely to sell me jack shit but hey it was amusing none the less.

Posted by zudthespud

@killawogg said:

sounds about right, wrecking and all, she seems to have a knack for that in real life

More like Danica CRASH-trick, amirite?

Posted by abdo

Haha, this is still my GOTY.

Posted by NateDogg

Atrocious.

Posted by Tobiass

awwe poor monkey

Posted by JasonR86

That was really bad.

Posted by CaptainTightPants

@KickahaOta said:

This is what happens when you've run out of marketing ideas but you still have a marketing budget.

Then boy do I wish this would happen more often.

Posted by buzz_killington

Wait... why was that first bit about accidents necessary?

Posted by froesti

This seems funny enough. Could have gone further though.

Posted by CircleNine

I'm just sad for her after watching this.

Edited by Abendlaender

Who? Is she Sonic's new love interest?

Posted by MysteriousBob

I'm British, I have no idea who she is.

Posted by DeadDorf

Who is Danica Patrick?

Posted by crusader8463

@Zetetic_Elench said:

I'm just sad for her after watching this.

Why? She probably got a nice paycheck to stand on a green screen for 5 min and to pantomime driving.

Posted by Spankmealotus

@DeadDorf: She is a professional race car driver. Formerly mainly raced in open wheel races and is now a driver in NASCAR.

Posted by Trace

As long as Milka Duno exists on this planet, I'm unwilling to bag on Danica Patrick for her driving talents. She's not championship material, but she's not terrible. Kind of like a female Dale Earnhardt Jr., which is perfectly OK.

Her acting skills, on the other hand...

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Posted by Pingu44

What the FUCK did I just watch?

Posted by MeatSim

Danica and Sonic just killed the Super Monkey Ball franchise.

Posted by Rotnac

Good thing Sonic has Progressive car insurance...

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Posted by csl316

I know it's insane, but this is getting onto my top ten list.

It's so god damn fun. Right up there with CTR for me. You can shoot fireballs at Danica as Joe Musashi, in space!

Posted by SonicBoyster

@Zetetic_Elench: Oh no, someone more successful than me agreed to act badly on purpose in a mildly humorous skit for money! Better bash on it.

Posted by ftrevelin

Watch this to the sound of Weezer's "We Are All On Drugs", fits like a glove.

Posted by NickMBMBAMCCoffman

So uncomfortable.

Edited by Mr_Skeleton

Who the fuck is the target audience of this commercial aimed at?!

Posted by John1912

Well that was just fucking boring....

Posted by Cybexx

That F1 Car has six wheels.

Posted by buft

I thought it was alright but whats a Danica Patrick?

Posted by KickahaOta

@Rotnac said:

Good thing Sonic has Progressive car insurance...

I love the fact that I get to watch a thirty-second commercial before the thirty-second commercial.

Posted by meaninoflife42

What madness did I just witness?

Posted by xite

What did that monkey ever do to you, Sonic? What an asshole.

Posted by TehJedicake

teh fuck did I just watch

Edited by Bourbon_Warrior

Uh What? Sonic just did a hit and run!

Posted by VisariLoyalist

@buft said:

I thought it was alright but whats a Danica Patrick?

oh that lady from go Daddy, also I think she's a race car driver or something who cares

Posted by MisterSims

why

Posted by SaturdayNightSpecials

Patrick should marry Danica Patrick so he can be Patrick Patrick.

Wait that doesn't work

Posted by FMinus

Looking at her racing career achievements and I don't see why she gathers so much media attention, maybe because she has breasts and is a race car driver, I don't know.

Posted by benu302000

So... is this the professional driver's equivalent of ending up in porn/wrestling?

Posted by c0l0nelp0c0rn1

@xite: Sonic's got a little bit of a problem with Sega games that are better than his.

Posted by Christoffer

vehicular manslaughter is a serious thing.

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