Danica Patrick Has Really Gone All-In on This Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed Thing, Hasn't She?

There's something very late 90s/ early 00s about this trailer.

The funny part is that Danica rear ends Sonic at the beginning and then takes off. Its like real life. So, is she a playable character in the game? I guess you have to make your sponsors happy when your a NACAR driver. I wonder what Mark Martin had to do when he drove the Viagra car.

Okay.

@Sonne

No

No they do not. That meme is long dead.

I am lost for words right now.

Someone at Sega has a sense of humour. That being said, it is the softest wreck Danica has caused in a Sprint Cup car.

Someone needs to put the BRAZZERS watermark over that thumbnail...

Sorta reminds me of the absurdity of Nintendo's N64 commercials back in the day.

This is putrid.

I... what? Did? I mean, that ending? Who edited this? Is this even real? Am I real? Oh way to go sonic racing, your inexplicable advert made me question my existence.

Seriously though, wut?

This has to be on the wiiU yeah? 

If this is anything like Diddy Kong Racing I'm totally down.

Gotta spend that money, son.

Stop running over the monkey, you monsters!

I think I speak for all of us when I say I'm disappointed that Sonic and the human female didn't make out...

These GoDaddy ads are getting out of hand.

This video simultaneously amuses and terrifies me.

This is a good commercial.

I remember the 90's were like this

Did Sonic just murder Aiai?

That thumbnail. She looks like she's creeped out by a man in a fursuit.

Danica's pretty.

I liked the first game. This one looks good too.

....huh.....

That was.. interesting.

@paulunga said:

@Jedted said:

How did Danica Patrick become an official Nascar driver? Thought that was just part of a promotional stunt.

...maybe because she's a good driver? Or aren't women allowed in Nascar? Those are both completely sincere questions. I don't know shit about Danica Patrick or Nascar.

So... I got to learn something today... NASCAR has never banned women - though no woman raced from 1949 (after the second official race) till 1976 when Janet Guthrie did (which I remember, because I'm old).

Also, yes, Patrick is a good driver.

@Jedted said:

How did Danica Patrick become an official Nascar driver? Thought that was just part of a promotional stunt.

...maybe because she's a good driver? Or aren't women allowed in Nascar? Those are both completely sincere questions. I don't know shit about Danica Patrick or Nascar.

Reminds me of old N64 commercials. Nice job SEGA. Can't wait to get this game for XMAS!

How did Danica Patrick become an official Nascar driver?  Thought that was just part of a promotional stunt. 

de'fug did i just watch!!!?

I'm amused.

@kyrieee said:

Worthy of Sonic

Nice

@KickahaOta said:

This is what happens when you've run out of marketing ideas but you still have a marketing budget.

This.

Maybe if AiAi would stop standing around in the middle of a racetrack, this would stop happening to him.

Amazingly fun cart-racer and a cute commercial. Sounds like a win-win.

@MrJorOwe: lol so did i :( i am upset now

@benu302000 said:

So... is this the professional driver's equivalent of ending up in porn/wrestling?

You've never seen a NASCAR driver have you? This is on the very low end of schilling.

I thought it said Dancing Patrick :(

@benu302000 said:

So... is this the professional driver's equivalent of ending up in porn/wrestling?

Jimmie Johnson's Anything With An Engine

*Drop's mic*

@GaspoweR: end of the world 21 dec you know.

@benu302000: you have to be really poor and stupid to be a nascar driver

@kyrieee said:

Worthy of Sonic

Pretty much.

@KickahaOta: Use Adblock-Plus to remove ads from youtube.. :p

Spank your monkey!

I liked it.

Worthy of Sonic

Whats with the Mayan ruins?

The thumbnail makes it look like Sonic's coming in to rape her. Can't be far from the truth I guess.

yeah Fuck AiAi, he's such a prick

huh, for some reason I actually thought that would be funny.