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Posted by LeetBalla
@FlipperDesert said:
" @halfameatball said:
" This is going to be an Epic year for video games. "
I've heard it's going to be unreal, even. "
I concur, the Gears have been set into motion, the perfect Storm is nigh. 
Posted by SmokePants

He's not really making the game, though, right? He's just getting his Molyneux on.
 
I couldn't care less about this game.

Posted by Vaancor
@LeetBalla said:
" @FlipperDesert said:
" @halfameatball said:
" This is going to be an Epic year for video games. "
I've heard it's going to be unreal, even. "
I concur, the Gears have been set into motion, the perfect Storm is nigh.  "
Man, these puns are getting so bad I might have to take a Painkiller.
Posted by Blissett

Is this shit supposed to make me want to buy this game? Congratulations on treating your potential customers like a bunch of cretins Cliff.

Posted by Meptron

my favorite part was when the one guy blew out the other guy's asshole. that was great.

Posted by TwoLines
@Vaancor said:
" @LeetBalla said:
" @FlipperDesert said:
" @halfameatball said:
" This is going to be an Epic year for video games. "
I've heard it's going to be unreal, even. "
I concur, the Gears have been set into motion, the perfect Storm is nigh.  "
Man, these puns are getting so bad I might have to take a Painkiller. "
People Can Fly
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Posted by dsd21

Rofl, the fuck just happened.

Posted by AuthenticM

The more I hear about this game, the more I want to buy it.

Posted by Ravenousrattler

Thats Cliffy B for ya, class act all the way.

Posted by BlazeHedgehog

Okay, I laughed at this one. 

Posted by zityz
@ProfessorEss said:
" @RazielCuts said:

" Is Gears of War still a thing that can lure people in?  "

Just curious which 2011 releases you think will be more popular, score higher and sell more copies than Gears3 this year? "
Mass Effect 3? Uncharted 3? Damn theres a lot of 3s this year 
Posted by RedRocketWestie

I don't even care if the game is good anymore. I refuse to support this marketing campaign. I won't buy it.

Posted by munocard

Oh hey, this didn't call me "dicktits"

Posted by wiII
@Vaancor said:
" @LeetBalla said:
" @FlipperDesert said:
" @halfameatball said:
" This is going to be an Epic year for video games. "
I've heard it's going to be unreal, even. "
I concur, the Gears have been set into motion, the perfect Storm is nigh.  "
Man, these puns are getting so bad I might have to take a Painkiller. "
Maybe even jump off a Cliff.
Posted by lordofultima

I approve of this ad campaign.

Posted by lordofultima
@Kiri90 said:
" Wait.....this is coming out the same day as Killzone 3? Although people who only own a 360 will get it, I'm thinking a lot of PS3 owners will skip this. IMO, not the smartest date to release. Anyone else feel the same way? "
I own a PS3, but I wouldn't dare purchase Killzone 3...kinda looks boring. Like the other ones! This looks just ridiculous enough to be a good change of pace.
Posted by UsbCable

I was kind of expecting some exaggeration with the whole ass hole blow out thing but nope lol.

Posted by umdesch4
@ProfessorEss said:
" @RazielCuts said:

" Is Gears of War still a thing that can lure people in?  "

Just curious which 2011 releases you think will be more popular, score higher and sell more copies than Gears3 this year? "
Part of me wants to say Duke Nukem Forever, and another part of me smacks that part upside the head and says "you're way past your prime, old man".
Posted by Roger778

That was funny.  The idea of seeing a famed game developer lying down on the ground and sucking his thumb, after possibly being beaten by a boss is priceless.  Also that brief scene where you saw the lead hero shooting a man in the butt shows that this game has a really crazy sense of humor.
Posted by carlthenimrod
@zityz said:
" @ProfessorEss said:
" @RazielCuts said:

" Is Gears of War still a thing that can lure people in?  "

Just curious which 2011 releases you think will be more popular, score higher and sell more copies than Gears3 this year? "
Mass Effect 3? Uncharted 3? Damn theres a lot of 3s this year  "
Gears 2 sold more then both Uncharted 2 and Mass Effect 2. Maybe those games will be rated higher critically but Gears 3 will outsell both of them.
Posted by dragonzord
@wiII said:
" @Vaancor said:
" @LeetBalla said:
" @FlipperDesert said:
" @halfameatball said:
" This is going to be an Epic year for video games. "
I've heard it's going to be unreal, even. "
I concur, the Gears have been set into motion, the perfect Storm is nigh.  "
Man, these puns are getting so bad I might have to take a Painkiller. "
Maybe even jump off a Cliff. "
I'm actually pretty Jazzed about all these puns
Posted by VilhelmNielsen

This trailer totally turned me off this game. That's just plain disgusting.

Posted by Evilsbane
@Kiri90 said:
" Wait.....this is coming out the same day as Killzone 3? Although people who only own a 360 will get it, I'm thinking a lot of PS3 owners will skip this. IMO, not the smartest date to release. Anyone else feel the same way? "
Agreed, why even put your new IP in that position
Posted by Althox
@beard_of_zeus said:
" Oh, Bulletstorm, you so crazy. "

Posted by warxsnake

Stay classy

Posted by xSeanZx
@halfameatball said:
" This is going to be an Epic year for video games. "
I see what you did there. 
Posted by Stayfone

i like these, lol

Posted by Agent47
@RedRocketWestie: Good luck with that movement.
Posted by dragonzord
@Evilsbane said:
" @Kiri90 said:
" Wait.....this is coming out the same day as Killzone 3? Although people who only own a 360 will get it, I'm thinking a lot of PS3 owners will skip this. IMO, not the smartest date to release. Anyone else feel the same way? "
Agreed, why even put your new IP in that position "
I think you're way overestimating Killzone's popularity here. 
 
Also Bulletstorm is SP only, and the promise if Gears 3 beta will enhance sales by a lot. Also you're forgetting the PC crowd.
Posted by Detrian
@Bucketdeth said:
" Blowing out a mans asshole, I can dig that. "
I've heard that about you.
 
Honestly though fuck Bulletstorm and everything about it.
Posted by JoelTGM

that's innovation.  I want to play that.

Posted by AhmadMetallic

im indifferent about this.. another fun shooter, i'll get it when the price drops or something.

Posted by Wandrecanada

At least Dicktits wasn't in this video...  Small improvements?

Posted by Chubbaluphigous
As many times as the shooter/stunt/combo game has been tried, I can't think of one that is remotely good.
Posted by Pop

Oh man, this game is gonna be awesome.

Posted by UncleBenny

I love how epic is just losing their mind over bulletstorm.

Posted by Cazamalos

dicktits!

Posted by nERVEcenter

THIS GAME IS FOR IMMATURE KIDDIES
 
I COULD OWN THEM ALL
 
I ONLY PLAY MATURE, REALISTIC GAMES LIKE BLACK OPS

Posted by TerraDelu

Well, at least they dropped the "dick tits" thing. I guess... 
I want to play this game but the marketing is so insulting. 

Posted by IEK

wow, for gamers a lot of you guys sure are a sack of wet blankets, not everything has to be fine art.

Posted by Phr4nk0

No dicktits? As Marcus Fenix would say "Aww C'mon!"
Posted by AlexanderHC
@nERVEcenter: Thats why I wanna play this realistic asshole-shootem-up-shooter!
Posted by Wrighteous86

The more they promote this game, the less interested I am in it.

Posted by pplus0440
@MJHAYLETT:
people i think EA does commercials and marketing not epic
Posted by Gerhabio
@nERVEcenter said:
" THIS GAME IS FOR IMMATURE KIDDIES  I COULD OWN THEM ALL  I ONLY PLAY MATURE, REALISTIC GAMES LIKE BLACK OPS "
Troll is trollin' ?
Posted by DMack
@Detrian: I was about to say. 
I no longer want to check this game out after seeing that
Posted by Insectecutor

I have some concerns over the accuracy of the asshole physics portrayed here.

Posted by Fleshfeast

Too many negative comments on these Bulletstorm videos, so I had to add my positive one. 
 
I love the marketing, though I was sold on the game long before they started it.

Posted by mm665

Depressing.

Posted by Grilledcheez

It's sad to see gamers being dissuaded from a game based solely on the marketing...oh well, your loss. 

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