Duke Nukem Forever Revealed, Again

"Oh no, what am I doing?!" 
 
I like how he's becoming very self-aware. 

After long and hard deliberation, I have decided that this is the greatest trailer ever made.

Balls of Steel.

if thats not a trailer, trailers don't exist.

So that's what they spent twelve years developing:
 
Alien boob physics.

Disgusting to see people complaining about John St. John's acting.

I have my doubts on this, but it still looks bloody awesome!

That was one hell of a trailer. I can't wait for the inevitable head ripping and neck shitting.

Oh hey, it's that Prodigy song that everyone plays when they have action scenes in a trailer.

 @kerikxi:@SockLobster:  In that case congratulations to all the people in the USA from Europe, I had a reasonable doubt but after considering other games, like the Sims, I made the wrong guess. Were we talking about Japan my guess would have been different, despite of the fact that censoring is more common in Japan.    

Duke Nukem Forever.
D.N.F.
Did Not Finish.
WTF.
 
This looks like a tonne of fun. Those who are hung up on the graphics are sorely missing the point.

It looks like Gearbox has done Duke right.   Also, those guys know how to make a trailer.

You know something?  Even if this game comes out to be a crappy boob and blood fest, Gearbox are still heroes in my book.  They took on over a decade's worth of baggage AFTER an incredibly successful IP launch in Borderlands instead of going for the safe money in the sequel. 
 
I would have loved to be in the conference room when Pitchford or whomever told the team, "guess what?  We're making the Duke Nukem game."

Invaders must die! Looks pretty awesome, hopefully it will have a co-op like 3D had.

I've watched this trailer like 10 times... god damn i miss duke :( 
 
Day 1 buy for me. 

So, this looks pretty rad, actually! Color me excited!
 
And all the E3 coverage seemed to complain about the graphics. Perhaps complain is the wrong word, but everyone managed to bring up that, "it doesn't look very good." I think it looks better-than-fine!
 
Monster trucks, giant aliens, cheesy-ass Duke, Freeze Ray, strippers, that crazy-ass car-crash-into-the-parking-structure-scene.... I'm sold, I think?  ' Won't lie, though, I feel pretty effing retarded getting excited about this again.

Yes yes yes yes

Gah, why the hell am I excited all over again? I hate myself for letting this trailer do its job on my feeble little mind.

just a matter of time before soccer moms start complaining about the nudity and it this game gets talked about over the news networks.

Ok that trailer was pretty awesome.

this looks better than any other FPS i've ever played....EVER

Always bet on Duke. Always.

I don't wanna see Duke's wang, but I respect that its in the game.  Plus ya gotta have something for the ladies.

i feel like i almost HAVE to buy this game because of the story behind it.  At least it looks pretty good to boot.

Duuude, I want an Xbox controller with a Duke Nukem style atomic guide button!

Someone wants to take part in a pool about how much will it take to release a patch to remove the censoring?

OK, I gotta admit that looks much better than I thought it would. That was funny as shit.

I love this.

I'm kinda worried about it. Those who aren't familiar with the Duke Nukem franchise aren't going to get the reference and will do nothing but complain about how juvenile and antiquated it looks.
 
I'm really looking forward to spending however much time is needed to get through this game and laughing at all the boob and piss jokes that this game is sure to be riddled with.
 
Gearbox has a lot to live up to but I enjoyed Borderlands so much that if they can do with this what they did with that, I'll dump a ton of hours into this.

" @joeq1159 said:

" Umm. Who ever the voice actor for Duke is... they suck. Not a good start.  "

Thats what duke sounds like. Probably the same dude. Ham, Cheese, and Corn are the ingredients to a proper voice for him. "

i have to play this game

BAAAALLLLLS OF STEEEEEEL

Eh, I don't like the snooty "This game looks immature" gamers. I hope this game isn't bad.

So, boning confirmed?

This is the world's best trailer ever!!
Can't wait for this game!!
Looks sick

" I wonder if the same people extolling the virtues of this trailer are the same people hating the shit out of the Bulletstorm ones.  Cause, while I will definitely check out Duke to see what happened all those years, Bulletstorm just looks way more entertaining. "

" as much as i like The Prodigy's "Invaders Must Die", seeing it in two separate trailers on the same day doesn't help the "burn out" factor. 
 
But yeah, very similar feel to it to Bulletstorm with less of the suggested innovations in Bulletstorm's gameplay. I'm curious to how far Duke can go on nostalgia and writing alone. "

Balls of Steel.

......
no, that doesn't look good

No!  This isn't real!
 
*spins metal top totem*
 
*leans over table watching it spin intently*